Hey guys, many thanks for reading, and I felt compelled to thank my individual reviewers and respond to my haters? lol

To ScheerLovesYou- Thanks for reading my stories and reviewing them :)

To Icarlya- Thanks, and yeah, I've actually seen it before, just not in that many stories. And I'm glad you think it's funny. :D Thanks for reading all my chapters and reviewing.

To blank/anonymous review- It'd be nice if you could log in or leave a name so that it'd be easier to respond. Anyway, do you mean you've seen parodies before or you've seen the parody of the exact story? If so, then sorry I didn't notice.

To Random Storygirl- Thanks! :) That's a cool idea! I actually haven't read a story like that before, but if I can get it well enough I will try one! Thanks so much for the suggestion and the review :D

To Peliper's Cousin- Honestly, lots of people write with similar plot ideas, and I didn't actually use any of the same plots someone else did. I know that parodies have been done before. I acknowledged that in the beginning of my first chapter. I said I hope you enjoy my own style of parody. I also apologized in advance if I accidentally do a parody that has already been done before. In my latest chapter, I asked for suggestions of stories that HAVEN'T been done before. Secondly, I have read PsychoticAppleSauce's story. In my opinion, it IS funnier and more popular than mine. I even favorited it, and I started this story because I really wanted to parody iCarly gang going to the beach, and I haven't seen a parody of that yet. I just continued the story because I got positive feedback, and I had lots of fun writing these. Not because I'm trying to beat anyone. Also, LovelyAmelie's story iCliche came before PsychoticAppleSauce's. And probably there were other parodies before that one. Does that mean that theirs aren't allowed? There are millions of fanfiction stories out there. Many involve the same plots/ideas. When I write, I'm not trying to beat anybody. I'm trying to show other people my writing, my stories, my opinions, my ideas, etc. If I really were competing with PsychoticAppleSauce, there'd be no competition because her stories are really good and popular. I read other stories and avoided stealing those ideas. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read my entire story and submitting a review.

To LizzieGirly223- Thanks so much! And I will try to do a story like that! :D I'm not really familiar with the amnesia stories, and I don't want to do a story that will disappoint you guys as my readers, so I'll try to get familiar with these plots before I parody them. As for the halloween one, it'd be awesome to do, but I think it's already been parodied before, so I'll try to come up with something else. Thanks for the suggestions and review :)

To ofirhendel- Thanks for the reviews! I'm glad you laughed! :D I absolutely hope to keep doing this! And I hope to not do a parody that's already been done before, but I'm glad you have faith that I'd make it funny. Also, awesome list of suggestions! I hope to get to those as soon as I have time! Thank you soo much for those suggestions. Don't worry; I love iShakespeare too! And besides, it's already been parodied before too.

To ChicagoBears- Thanks!

Sorry for such a long reply. I just had to address my reviewers! My main purpose in this chapter was addressing my reviews, so sorry for the less interesting story to follow. lol hope you like it anyway!

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. Plain and simple.

Note: This chapter discusses some more serious topics. I will try to skim through it to keep it rated K+. Just a warning.


Chapter 4

Sam's Letter

Dear Freddie,

Good bye. I'm leaving. You're probably wondering why. Well, it turns out that as strong as I look on the outside, my inside is breaking. Fredward, you crumble me like a cookie. Ironically, I love cookies. I guess I was doomed to the fate of a cookie. Have I said it before? No? I love you. You make me scream like a fangirl in stories. Have I told you? I love you. Oh wait, I actually did say that. In my mind. A million times. Now I shall be a lame girl and make this a totally average...or below average.. love revelation. Instead of my usual incredibly intelligent and smooth Puckett insults, I shall throw you a lame pick-up line. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Now that's some sweet stuff. I love you. But you cause me pain cuz I know you'll never love me. You've always loved Carly. You always have. And she's my bff. And you two are dating now. C'mon man! I'm setting up the perfect setting for an epic love triangle here! Come fight for me! (A/N: Apparently out of nowhere, at this point, Carly and Freddie are dating.) Oh and by the way, I've been trying to change my appearance to get you to like me. Though I couldn't live without food for a few minutes, I was able to give up food for you. I'm skinny as a stick. Wholey Gosh. Why don't you love me? Aren't sticks attractive? No? I'm sad. I'm oh-so depressed, but you wanna hear a riddle? What's brown and sticky? Don't know? A stick! Hahaha. Oh I am still so sad. I must have turned bipolar as well on my way to falling for you. And thus, to relieve you the burden of knowing that I love you and you can't love me back, I will instead impose the greatest burden and guilt upon you. (A/N: yes, if you understand what I'm hinting at, that's sufficient. I won't use the actual words.) Farewell Freddie. Tell Carly I'm sorry.

Sam

Freddie reads the letter and suddenly falls in love with Sam because depressed Sam is darn attractive. He rushes to find Sam and is magically able to do so despite the fact that Sam left no info whatsoever. He magically rushes to stop Sam before it's too late.

"I love you Sam," he says romantically.

Sam melts from his words. She then freezes back into a solid and says, "Aww, really?"

"Yes. I don't love Carly anymore. Your letter with your lame pick-up line, eating disorder, bipolar disorder, and dumb riddle made me scrape my knee falling for you. Please gimme a band-aid and answer this: don't I just have the most convincing love?"

"OF COURSE YOU DO!" Sam screams, running to kiss him.

They make out.

And they all live Happily Ever After. Well, except for Carly, who cries until her eyes fall out and roll into the hands of another boy. Probably Gibby.

The End.


Sorry that was short. As I've mentioned, I'm running out of ideas D: but I wanted to reply to my reviewers and didn't want to leave you guys without any reading material. Thank you all for reading. If you have any more ideas for me to parody, lemme know xP