Hey guys, THANKS MUCH for reading and reviewing! So sorry for such a long drought. Still can't believe iCarly ended...
Good thing I had typed up my thanks in advance or I would've forgotten all of you amazing people.
To KiyokoMcCurdy- Thanks for all the reviews! Glad you thought it was funny! And yeah I tend to be quite sarcastic xD Really? I didn't watch Suite Life so I didn't know; thanks for telling me though! I'd love to do a Sam pregnancy one, but it's already been parodied before by someone else.
To Random Storygirl- thank you! :D
To Icarlya- Thanks! :)
To StrawberryAngel143- Thanks! And it's okay, thanks for trying anyway :)
To SavySoCool- Thank you =)
To ChicagoBears- Thanks :)
To PaVm- Thank you. LOL hey a butterfly.
To LizzieGirly223- Thanks :D
ANYWAY, moving on to the story, thanks to ofirhendel for all the suggestions. I will now use one of yours!
And just so you know, this parody take place as if the Seddie arc didn't happen.
The Therapy Box
Chapter 5
Sam's POV
"You're a nub," I say to Freddie, clearly never able to come up with anything more clever.
"You're a jerk," he replies equally lamely, yet I have to pretend that I'm more clever.
"That's the dumbest comeback ever." Oh have I mentioned? I'm in love with Freddie Benson. Nothing to explain here. Apparently.
"OKAAAY GUYS!" says Carly, "Stop it!"
Awwwww, why did Carly have to interrupt our cute lovey fighting session? :3 And why am I acting like such a stupid girl! MAN! The things Fredwardo can do to me these days...you know, even though we've known each other for like 10 jillion years.
"He started it!" I protest, trying to stir up another argument with Freddie. It's so cute when he's mad! I just love it!
"WHAT! YOU STARTED IT!" he yells back. I am just soooo happy cuz his angry face is so adorkable!
"YOU GUYS!" says Carly. DARNIT CARLY. Lemmee have some love!
Carly continues, "OKAY. I've had enough with you guys! I am sending you guys to a mental hospital!" (A/N: Where all true love originates)
"Nooo!" Sam yells, protesting, though we all know that she's super excited to go...
"Why Carly?" Freddie protests, going along with it
3rd person POV
~Inside the therapy box because mental hospitals don't have better things to use them for yayyyyyyyyy~
Freddie suddenly feels his hormones going even though he's supposed to be a nerd who doesn't hit puberty until he's 57 which is weird because Nathan Kress is buff but this is going off topic anyway. Could this be caused by...Samantha Puckett?
Freddie's guts say no cuz that's what they should say or else he'd be in trouble but then for the sake of the story he notices that his stomach is doing somersaults cuz that's all dramatic and chiz.
For some odd reason, Freddie's stomachsaulting became visible on his face. Sam, noticing cuz she suddenly became a caring and observant person, asks Freddie, "dude you ok?"
"Pshhhh of course," says Freddie trying to be a man but failing.
"Dude you can tell me what's wrong," continues Sam.
"Of course I can't!" screamed Freddie. "Can't you see that you're the one making me feel queasy? Of course you can! Now just scream that you love me so that I don't feel like an idiot for exposing my love."
Sam wants to scream of her love so badly but uno she's Sam so she's gotta be a hard nut to crack.
"NEVER!" she cried.
They sit there and stare and sparks fly, and it's like electricity. And they almost forget how to breathe...
After a whopping half an hour because time flies, Sam cries out, "OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT ILYSM FREDDIE BENSON."
"OMG YOU LUFF ME."
And Freddie and Sam make out and all that good stuff, and outside, Carly The Matchmaker and a random crowd is busy cheering because Carly had succeeded and the therapy box totally works and is secretly a matchmaking box that they totally film and show in some location to let everyone outside see what's going on inside and Sam and Freddie don't know a thing!
