Prompt: Life as anime characters for the Greendale Seven.
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Greendale Anime, Episode 12:
IDENTITIES UNFOLDED, EYES AWAKENED!
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"Jeff... I have to tell you the truth! For beautiful dream justice, you have to know."
"Know what, Annie?"
"I'm...I'm the Greendale Sky Princess. I heal people with the power of empathy and determination!"
"No, you're the Sky Princess! This whole time? Annie... I'm the Devil Rocket, We're enemies. Opposed forever. Believe it."
"Noooooooooo! In the name of beautiful dream justice, it can't be true."
"GUYS! GUYS! STOP SPARKLING AT EACH OTHER! GUYS!"
"For kami's sake, what is it, Troy?! I'm trying to recruit the Sky Princess to the side of the Neververse. Can't you feel my warrior's killer intent?"
"GUYS SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS."
"Oh my god, Troy, is that a robot? Is...is it working for the Neververse? Or for the side of good?"
"I DON'T THINK IT CARES, ANNIE. IT'S A ROBOT. AND IT'S MINE! COOL, RIGHT? LOOK, I JUST HOP IN THE TOP HERE, AND I'M LIKE TONY STARK IN IRON MAN TWO. THERE'S DIGITAL READOUTS REFLECTING ON MY FACE, AND I CAN BLOW UP BUILDINGS. HEY...I WONDER IF I CAN GO INTO SPACE?"
"Cool, Troy. The Neververse would like to buy it."
"No, you can't sell it to Jeff! He's the Devil Rocket, and he's been brainwashed by the Neververse. YOU were destined to have that robot and fight for the side of good to destroy the Neververse and stop them from taking people's heartpebbles."
"LIKE A MISSION, ANNIE? BITCHIN'. YOU POINT, I'LL BLOW IT UP."
"That doesn't really seem like beautiful dream justice..."
"HEY WHAT DOES THIS BU—"
