Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(or anything else) or make a profit from this. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Shonen Jump.
Last chapter was a dream. Double dream. Dream inside of another dream. Some would call Dreamception.
11:00 AM
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Thump
"Huh?" Naruto asked.
"It was all a DREAAAAAAAAAM?!~"
1:00 PM
It was a clear,sunny day in Konoha. Not a single cloud in the sky.
"Man. I gotta stop eating octopus at night. It's giving me nightmares."
Naruto was walking to a cemetery. Who's you ask? Well don't look at me. I don't know, but Naruto does. He arrived at the grave and just stared for a while. Tears started to appear in his eyes. Naruto suddenly fell to his knees.
"Why Saruka", Naruto weep.
"Why did you have to go off and, and die!"
For some strange,totally orignal reason, it started to rain.
1:30 PM
Hours later, Naruto is eating his troubles away at Ichiraku's Raman shop.
"Naruto, your going to get fat if you keep eating like that."
Naruto turned around in a very depressed manor. Behind him was Hinata.
[Not going to describe Hinata. Go google it you lazy bastards. BTW if you don't know what Naruto looks like go google that too. Hes only got one outfit, so you know what he looks like.]
"Hinata..."
Hinata smiled softly at Naruto, letting him know that she was there for him. Naruto was instantly lifted from the depths of his depression. They stared deeply into each others eyes. Both of their faces, red with embarrassment. Until Shino showed up.
"Naruto! C'mon, were gon' be late for PO-lice school."
Naruto hadn't had forgotten that he was meeting Shino here. Only by chance, he came there. And his stomach.
"Sorry Hinata, I gotta go."
"Oh, well... uhh bye Naruto."
"See ya, Hinata."
2:00 PM
"Naruto, please don't tell me your thinking about banging that crazy bitch Hinata"
"Shino, weren't you guys teammates back in ninja school?"
"Yeah, so?"
Naruto sighed at Shino's blackness. Shino is black in this story. Black Shino. Just think of his skin being black and you got black Shino. He was a basketball all star in High school. Hes also got an afro.
"Naruto!"
Naruto turned around to see a pink haired girl running towards them.
"Sakura!"
[That one sound effect you hear when you discover something important or someones identity is revealed]
What? You thought Sakura was dead? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Naruto was crying about Saruka, his pet chinchilla. He died of cancer. Cancer of the BALLS.
"Yo what-up bitch", said black Shino.
Second chapter of Dream of Destiny. Review so I can write better and what not, even though your reviews probably won't help me at all.
