For the guest who's name is 'Thank You' don't kill yourself just yet! The third installment of Dream of Destiny is out now! And you can read it! So do it.
Explosions. Explosions everywhere...That's what it would be like if there was a war going on, and all of this is irrelevant.
It was early in the morning when it happened. Black Shino was found dead. Naruto wanted to find out who killed him. He was promoted to detective the day before. Sakura questioned his promotion, for only yesterday he was a cadet. Naruto warded off her suspicions with a solid 'Fuck off'. It was a new day for Naruto, as it was for everyone else. The search began at the crime scene; Black Shino's house. The house was littered with Cool-Aid, KFC(Konoha Fried Chicken), and square watermelons. Inside of his bedroom, Black Shino was tied to the bed. He was naked and his asshole had been pierced by a extremely long dildo.
Twenty-four. That was the number written on his wall. Naruto thought what it could mean. Twenty-four babies? Twenty-four days? Twenty-four more victims? Naruto decided that he would figure it out later. Naruto wanted to find out what killed Black Shino. At first, he didn't seem to have any wounds, but after Naruto got a good look at him, it was extremely obvious that he had a hole in his forehead.
Naruto tried to think to yesterday to figure out what had happened. He remembered Black Shino saying 'What's up bitch?' to Sakura. After that, they arrived at police school. Naruto was instantly promoted to detective as soon as he got there, but was still forced to take classes with Black Shino and Sakura. In the middle of class, Black Shino went to go take a crap. When he came back he told Naruto that there was writing in his shit. He told Naruto that in his shit, it said he was dead. Naruto and Black Shino both laughed at it, because it was a piece of shit that had writing on it. Little did Naruto know, that Black Shino, his best friend, would die the next day. Just Like the shit predicted. Naruto wanted to piece together this case, but he couldn't do it. On the inside, he was crying like a baby. Naruto couldn't show his weakness, because if he did, his men would become little babies. Just like the baby he was. Then, he figured it out. By examining Black Shino's room, he noticed a Subway wrapper. Naruto and Black Shino went to Subway after police school. He remember someone who worked there. Who you ask? One of the Akatsuki. Which one you ask? Well it was none other than Kisame, the blue shark. Black Shino had order the deluxe meal at Subway for $12.24. The number 24 rang in Naruto's head. 24. 24. 24. Where had he heard that? Then he remembered. He saw it at Black Shino's house. The house he was still in. He turned to the '24' on the wall. He saw it was written in melted cheese and mayonnaise. As soon as he saw that, he knew Black Shino had written it. Naruto began to see the big picture. Subway. The deluxe meal. 24. Kisame working for Subway. Black Shino saying what up bitch to Sakura. The shit. It all made sense now; Naruto knew who the killer was now, the killer... was in this room.
Naruto quickly grabbed his kunai and went straight for Black Shino's chest. Black Shino blocked the kunai with the dildo that was in his ass.
"Black Shino, I knew it was you. It was the perfect crime. Killing yourself, and you almost got away with it."
"Naruto, I knew you would find out as soon as you came through the door way and that's exactly why I booby trapped the room with explosives!"
"You sneaky bastard, Black Shino, but I knew you would have booby trapped the room with explosives, so I brought a bomb squad!"
"Naruto I knew you would bring a bomb squad that's why I brought a bomb squad murderer!"
"Black Shino I knew you would bring a bomb squad murderer, so I brought an anti-bomb-squad-murderer!"
But all of them had forgotten that the bombs were still active, and they went off. The blast was heard through Konoha, and in Konoha was Hinata, who was worried about Naruto.
Will any of them survive? If they do, who will win the battle of middle earth? Naruto? Or Black Shino? Or maybe someone other character. Could even be Sasuke, but which one? Gay Sasuke? Or Normal Saskue? I will decide! In some later chapter where I will probably make it up on spot. Til' next time.
Next Time on Dream of Destiny: Black Shino's Childhood!
I'm not a squirrel. Fuck you.
