Okay, sorry if this will disturb you… some guy in school just told me and mah friend something that we have hard to believe and get out of our heads… Yeah… you'll understand once you read this :L

Sasuke and Naruto was talking and laughing when suddenly Suigetsu came over. They looked at him and he was smirking deviously. Naruto narrowed his eyes and Sasuke coughed slightly.

"What?" he asked innocently and Naruto shook his head. "You just look like you have something to say." He said plainly and Suigetsu shrugged, but smirked wider as Kakashi walked by. Naruto and Sasuke looked and then back at Suigetsu.

"What was that about?" Sasuke asked and Suigetsu chuckled. "Twelve point five." He said and slouched off. Sasuke and Naruto looked puzzled at each other.

"What did he mean by twelve point… Wait, inches?" Naruto said and Sasuke nodded slightly, but suddenly he paled and Naruto tilted his head in confusion. "What now then?" he asked and Sasuke motioned him to come closer.

He whispered something in the boy's ear and the blonde choked. "WHAT?!" he yelled in disbelief. Sasuke nodded. "And the worst thing is that I don't think he was kidding." He said and Naruto stared at Kakashi who was smirking proudly while talking to Iruka…

If you didn't get it, then what a shame. They were talking about Kakashi's dick. Yes. Not exactly any specific pairing, just some cute dirtiness from my little cute mind. If you were smart, maybe you got that headline to the chapter too ;)