Prompted By: Ajluv
Eddie POV
It must've been about 7:00 in the morning when it happened. I had been woken up by a soft guitar.
"Stop it." I mumble crankily.
Nevertheless, it continues.
"Fabian!" I mumble, my eyes closed stubbornly.
"Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime." I hear someone sing smoothly.
"What the he-" I open my eyes to see what the weird singing is when I see Fabian. He's standing right next to my bed, watching me, and playing his guitar. But that's not even the weird part. He's wearing a grass skirt and a coconut bra.
"She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up." He continues.
"Oh my god." I mutter. "Uh, Fabian? You can stop now."
"Said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?
I said Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,
I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?
I said Doctor, to relieve this belly ache.
Now lemme get this straight." He continues singing.
"Okay, I'm just gonna get ready for class." I shake my head as I get out of my bed.
When I sit down at the table for breakfast with Alfie and Jerome, everything just gets stranger.
"Okay so then, we cut the tree down right?" Alfie asks Jerome.
"Correct. Then we lure him out to the woods with a trail of pins!" Jerome shouts in awe.
"Genius! Then we'll-"
"Uh Alfie? Jerome?" I interrupt.
The both look up at the same time, look at eachother and say, "You didn't hear anything!" As they race out the door with a plate of bagles.
"You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up." I hear someone singing in the hallway.
"Not again." I mutter as I take a bite of my pancake.
"Fabian you are so hot!" I hear Nina gawking.
Strange, usually Nina's a little more...prude.
"Fabes I love you!" Hearing the familiar nickname I recognize that voice as Joy's.
Isn't she dating Jerry?
"You can't have him, he's mine!" I hear Amber's loud voice shout.
Even weirder, she's dating Alfie again! And she's such a huge supporter of 'Fabina' as she calls it.
"You are the most alluring guy I have ever seen!" I recognize that as Mara due to the fancy word 'alluring.'
Mara's usually a lot more shy and, like Amber, she seemed to be a fan of Nina and Fabian together
"No way! Fabian was mine first! Before Nina and the rest of you even got here!" I hear an all too familiar british yack.
No. That can't be her! You're crazy. My voice of reason tells me. Still, it wouldn't hurt to check.
"Said Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?
I said Doctor, to relieve this belly ache.
I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?
I said Doctor, to relieve this belly ache," I walk towards the strange singing.
There I see the Anubis girls. All of them. Even my girlfriend. They're all watching Fabian 'perform' in his grass skirt and coconut bra. Except the girls have completely changed the way they wear their uniforms. They all ditched their red jackets and ties completely, tied their white shirts above their belly button with the top four or five buttons undone, they ditched the leggings they normally wear under the skirts, and they all wore black heels.
"What do you think you're doing?" I yell.
Fabian continues playing, not even flinching. He walks over to me as he continues singing.
"You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."
"Shut up!" I yell furiously.
I stomp over to Patricia as he continues singing.
"Yacker, what are you doing?" I ask angrily.
"Move! I can't see Fabes when you're standing there!" She yells as she stands on her tip toes to see over my shoulder.
"What is wrong with you? I'm your boyfriend!" I scream.
"Uh no you're not." She says disgustedly.
"What?" I ask, my face in complete shock.
"You. Are not. My boyfriend. Got it?" She says.
"B-but Yacker." My voice cracks.
"Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo." I hear Fabian sing.
"Oh my gosh, my favorite part is coming up! Move!" Patricia yells as she shoves me out of the way.
"Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up."
"Fabian I love you!" I hear the girls chorus.
"What is this? There are pins all over the ground!" I hear a young girl's voice.
"Who are-" I cut myself off when I see Victor on the ground picking up a trail of pins leading out the door.
"Uh, Victor?" I ask hesitantly.
No response.
"Victor!" I repeat.
"Who are you talking to?" Victor says in the little girl's voice.
"You." I say confused.
"But I'm not Victor, I'm Sophia." Victor responds.
"Right..." I say as he continues picking up pins out the door.
"Alfie hurry up! We can't roast Sophia without a skewer! Cut down the tree already!" I hear Jerome yell.
"Well you need to start the fire!" Alfie responds.
Then there's a sudden shaking.
"Earthquake!" I yell as I run over to Patricia.
"Get down!" I scream as we crouch in the doorway, me hovering over her body to protect her from any falling debris.
"I am not your girlfriend, why are you doing this!" She yells at me.
"I don't care! I love you anyway! And as long as I do, I'm going to protect you!" I scream at her.
I gasp as I shoot out of bed. What the heck just happened?
"Aw you woke up!" I hear a familiar voice laughing hysterically.
"Yacker?" I ask timidly as I remember how she acted in my dream.
My response is her laughing even harder as she falls to the ground, crying of laughter.
"What's so funny?" I ask.
"Did-did you know that you-you talk in your sleep!" She chokes out between fits of laughter.
"What did I say?" I groan remembering the bizarre events from my dream.
"You were singing, a-and talking in a really high pitched girl's voice saying that your name was Sophia, a-and then you were yelling about an earthquake!" She wipes away some of the tears from her eyes only to begin laughing all over again.
"Well maybe if you didn't shake my bed with your laughter I wouldn't have dreamt about an earthquake!" I blame as I watch her roll around on the ground, still laughing. I'm smiling though, glad that my Yacker is mine again.
I'm sorry that that was so bad! The prompt was to have a ton of really weird things happen then to have Eddie wake up and Patricia make fun of him for talking in his sleep about it. I'm not used to doing really funny and random things so I'm sorry that it was so awful! I promise I'll get better at those though! Anyways, leave me more prompts! I think I only have 2 more on my list! (I go in order by the way) So please leave me more prompts if you want this to be able to continue! Thanks for the great reviews so far, keep it up!:D
The song Fabian is singing is Coconut by Harry Nilsson if you were wondering haha
And I also pictured Victor's girl voice as Sophia Lucia's voice so if you were curious just find a video of her talking, her voice is so cute lol
