AN: Hey, sorry for not updating this for so long I was on vacation and had no time to write =( Anyways, I decided to make this a collection of short stories and one-shots. Oh, and I'm totes excited for Pitch Perfect 2 even if it's still 2 years away. And please feel free to give me prompts just PM me =)) Oh so there's no confusion the Trebles' parts will be bold and the Bella's italicized.

Riff-Off

Like any old Riff Off it started with Justin cueing the BU Harmonics to do that strange thing they do but he was shocked to see the group was not there nor was the High Notes.

"Okay so it seems like this battle will only be between the Almighty Trebles and the Oh-So-Gorgeous Bella's" Justin said sarcastically.

"Seems like somebody's a bit moody tonight" Stacie pointed out. "Well what do you expect from a guy who does nothing with his life?" Fat Amy said.

"I heard that!" Justin yelled.

"Can we just get this over with?!"

"Calm your tits Shaw shank! You'll have loads of time with man candy!" Fat Amy retorted.

Beca blushed and at the corner of her eye she could see Jesse shying away and his ears turning red as the guys gave the couples 'whoops' and cat calls.

"Okay so first category is… Overplayed Blacked Eyed Peas"

And suddenly Lily stepped out starting the beats to "Imma Be" and Cynthia Rose began to sing.

Imma be up in them A-list flicksDoin' one-handed flips,

and Imma be sippin' on drinks

'Cause Imma be shakin' my hipsYou gon' be lickin' your lips
Imma be takin them pics, lookin' all fly and shitImma be the flyest chick,

so flyImma be spreadin' my -

And then out of the blue Benji's doing the cut off sign with Jesse as back up.

-mylifeAnd I never felt this way

beforeAnd I swear this is trueAnd I owe it all to you

"Isn't that meant to be a duet for a girl and a boy?" Jessica asked.

"Well, considering Benji has a surprisingly masculine voice who can make angels fall from heaven and Jesse can sing like a boy who hasn't dropped his balls yet and sing like any other girl could I'd say they can pull this off" Stacie stated. "Well not for long" Beca said with a smirk

Oh, I had the time of my life

And I never felt this way before

And I swear this is true

And I owe it all to you-

Beca ran up to Jesse to cut him off.

-you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

The Bella's all began to step forward and dance seductively they all had that fire in their eyes that took everyone's breath away.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
'Cause of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

The whole pool was silent for a moment. It took everybody to take in what they just heard. But soon they were greeted by a huge applause and cheers.

"And that just proves that the Bella's are making a capella history! Trebles you better watch out! Okay so the next category is…. songs that turn you on!"

"This is my jam fellas" said Unicycle staring the next round off.

I'm so anxious
So meet me at 11:30, I love the way you're talkin' dirty
Said, I'm so anxious
Girl could you quit this stallin', you know I'm a sexaholic

It's 10:10, where you been?
Did you get my message?
(Your expression is telling me that you've been thinkin' the same thang)
The same thang I've been thinkin'
You say you're working, well hit me just as soon as your shift, is over
And I'll be waiting, 'cause I can't sleep for reminiscing
About you and what-

Fat Amy cut him off and started to hip thrusting.

-what I'm talkin' about
Come on baby, hey hey, let your love come out
If you believe in love let's get it on, ooh
Let's get it on baby, this minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on, eeeeeeeeee
Please get it on, hey hey

Come on come on come on come on come on darlin'
Stop beatin' round the bush, oh, gonna get it on
Beggin' you baby I want to get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you
Good, let your love come down, oh
Get it on, come on baby, do you know I-

Walking slowly, Jesse looked at Beca directly. Taking a breath he slowly sang.

-I go when I go there,
no more weeping anymore.
Only in and out your lips;
the broken wishes, washing with them, to shore.

Touch me-all silent.
Tell me-please-all is forgiven.
Consume my wine.
Consume my mind.
I'll tell you how, how the winds sigh...

Touch me-just try it.
Now there-that's it-God that's heavan.
Touch me.
I'll love your light.
I'll love you right...
We'll wander down, where the sins lie...

Touch me-just like that.
Now lower down, where the sins lie...

Love me-just for bit...
We'll wander down, where the winds sigh...
Where the winds sigh...
Where the winds sigh...

"Oh my god…." Beca said with a shaky breath. "I think I just had the most amazing eargasm I ever had" stated Stacie. "Uhuh…"Fat Amy agreed, her jaw still hanging open. "Same here," Lily and Jessica at the same time.

"Uh…. So, yeah because the treble captain put the whole female population under his spell. The Treble's WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN!"

"Even I can't argue with that." Said Beca still wide eyed.

Songs Used: Imma Be, Dirty Bit and My Humps by The Blacked Eyed Peas

So Anxious- Ginuwine

Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye

Touch Me- Spring Awakening

AN: Sorry this chapter was kinda… meh. Also, I couldn't help putting in Touch Me, Skylar's voice there was indescribable and it just made me melt! =) I promise I'll do better but please send ne reviews.

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Peace!