CHAPTER 3: THE RETURN OF DARWIN & GUMBALL'S PETS IN BLACK CAREERS
August 27, 3051 ACC. 1232 Hours. Pets in Black Agency, United Nations Headquarters, Near Pripyat River, Grand Duchy of Pripyat
[Nicole walks]
AGENT G.: Mom, is that you?
AGENT N.: Yes, sir, Gumball. It is me. What are you doing here?
AGENT G.: Me and Darwin found an elevator. Now the last time we accomplished the peacekeeping mission, then what are you doing here?
AGENT N.: Well I work here with your father and sister.
AGENT D.: What is this place, Mrs. Mom, sir?
AGENT N.: Well, commander Darwin, we are in a top secret agency below the earth's surface. Me, your father and sister have been working here again. Men in Black is now the part of the US military and they also will be able to hunt communisms and terrorisms because US Armed Forces had the real enemy of them.
AGENT G.: How come we never knew about this, mom?
AGENT N.: Well me and your father thought you two were not ready to handle this job, but this is a really dangerous job we found it, we did not think you were ready.
AGENT D.: What kind of job do you here anyway?
AGENT N.: Everyone's job here is to monitor and police aliens visiting or residing on the planet. And now, we have a new job: Taking out of human communists and terrorists all around the globe.
AGENT R.: Why, Nicole? Why are the Men in Black taking out humans who seeking for communism and/or self-Islam and/or terrorize?
AGENT N.: Because, the Men in Black sadly become a runner-up of the Ultimate Paintballing Championship and the Irish Republican Army won the tournament, bringing home the title belt one year ago, in England 3050, a year before the Korean War, at Leeds Arena in the pre-independent Yorkshire. South Korea 3051 is cancelled and I will tell the council of South Korea that it will resume immediately or a year after the Korean War so we can attend the tournament.
AGENT G.: Wow, that sounds awesome, and I love your story about Men in Black's new occupations about human counter-communism and human counter-terrorism. Intense, but even more dangerous and very violent to real wars, just like aliens a millennia and two years ago. I would love a job like that. What are your orders?
AGENT N.: Well if you want I can get you both a job here, if you think you are ready for it, soldier.
AGENT G.: Yes, sir. I think we are ready to handle this job.
AGENT N.: Okay, I will go talk to Ted and see if I can get you both jobs.
[Richard walks in a black suit, handling out with a M4 carbine]
AGENT R.: Congratulations, sons, I got both of you jobs again.
AGENT G.: Well, sir. Commander SpongeBob SquarePants told Koreans to be warned by greater explosions. We will all be honored.
AGENT R.: Come on, get your weapons.
[They got M1 Garand rifles]
AGENT G.: North Koreans...say goodnight to Kim Jong-un...forever.
[Nicole walks. SOCOM US Navy SEALs plays]
AGENTS A., D., G., N. & R.: We are one of the best kept secrets in the universe; we disguise ourselves as normal everyday citizens. You will dress in attire only made by PIB tailors while on duty. We do not stand out. From now on you eat when we tell you, and you live where we tell you. We are no longer a part of the system; we are over it, beyond it. We are them, we are they, we are the Pets in Black, and we protect the Earth from the scum of the universe.
[Crowd cheers. Star-Spangled Banner plays in instrumental. It cuts in just ten seconds later as Alfred F. Jones still in his normal clothes walk, grabbing a canton of French fries]
ALFRED F. JONES: Sir!
AGENT G.: What is it, Alfred?
ALFRED F. JONES: I heard that an announcement that the Iraq War is restarting according to ABC News, owned formerly by the Walt Disney Group before it was getting merged. Come on.
[They walk]
