CHAPTER 4: THE RETURN OF DARWIN & GUMBALL'S PETS IN BLACK CAREERS
August 27, 3051 ACC. 1243 Hours. Pets in Black Agency, United Nations Headquarters, Near Pripyat River, Grander Duchy of Pripyat
GENERAL: Before you troops can go into training, ted would like to have a word with all of you and win the war.
[They salute angrily]
AGENTS A., D., G., N. & R.: Sir, yes, sir!
[Alfred led them to an office above the immigration control center where a computer animated big brown bear was waiting for them]
CHIEF TED: Welcome back, elites. My name is Ted. I am the chief of this organization and you must be elites for a very, very long time that snuck in here this afternoon. Before I send you to training with a human commander named Dimone Freehold of the US Navy SEALs, you are going to need some equipment.
AGENT D.: Roger.
[Ted pulled out two live-action small guns and gave them to Anais, Darwin, Gumball, Nicole and Richard]
CHIEF TED: These are your weapons. Their names are Noisy Crickets Mk II for emergencies. You also need M1 Garands and Thompson submachine guns for frequent and/or occasional military use.
AGENT D.: Yeah, boy. The Pets in Black are back. And this time, we declare war over the Korean Peninsula.
CHIEF TED: Now, one last thing before you go into training, these are your premium issue PIB neuralyzers, they can make anyone forget anything they have seen, the settings are seconds, minutes, hours, months, years and millenniums.
[He handed five live-action premium PIB neutralyzers]
AGENT G.: Wow! These are so cool. Now, cousin Specter will love our newer gadgets.
CHIEF TED: Just remember to wear your sunglasses while using it, unless you want to be affected during military situations and in extreme hot weather somewhere in the Korean Peninsula from South to North.
AGENTS A., D., G., N. & R.: Sir, yes, sir!
CHIEF TED: Good, now that you have everything, let us get all of you to training before you kill Kim Jong-un and make sure that the Special Autonomous Region of North Korea is established.
AGENT G.: Yes, sir. Go fight bravely.
CHIEF TED: I will. Come on.
[They all walk away]
