CHAPTER 8: WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK

August 2, 3051 ACC. 1215 Hours. Presidential Room, White House, Washington D.C., United States

[The scene to Obama stamping his speeches while humming Hail to the Chief. A beep was heard]

PRESIDENTIAL GUARD: Mr. President, there is a missile that nuked the sea of New York. We need to tell what cops do.

BARACK OBAMA: Oh no. Does the PBS Kids Country national army army did it? Will NATO trade oil in the Middle East?

PRESIDENTIAL GUARD: Yes. Because we needed oil. And everyone needed oil too.

[A phone rings]

BARACK OBAMA: Hello?

KING CHARLES III OF UNITED KINGDOM: You got to help me, Mr. President!

BARACK OBAMA: Your majesty? Ehhh...what happened...?

[Cut to Buckingham Palace telephone room]

KING CHARLES III OF UNITED KINGDOM: Your White House is under attack by fifteen Soviet forces.

BARACK OBAMA: Okay, I will be there soon, bye.

[He ends call]

BARACK OBAMA: Looks like I have to call the General. Sir, come over here!

[A General come to arrive]

GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES: What is it, Mr. President?

BARACK OBAMA: There is a nuclear missile going to happen on East Coast, and our country will soon turn into a toasted bread.

GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES: It is like a football game. We need to stop the missiles. Got it?

BARACK OBAMA: Okay. Now go, come with me!

[They leave the White House and the scene concludes]