CHAPTER 8: WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK
August 2, 3051 ACC. 1215 Hours. Presidential Room, White House, Washington D.C., United States
[The scene to Obama stamping his speeches while humming Hail to the Chief. A beep was heard]
PRESIDENTIAL GUARD: Mr. President, there is a missile that nuked the sea of New York. We need to tell what cops do.
BARACK OBAMA: Oh no. Does the PBS Kids Country national army army did it? Will NATO trade oil in the Middle East?
PRESIDENTIAL GUARD: Yes. Because we needed oil. And everyone needed oil too.
[A phone rings]
BARACK OBAMA: Hello?
KING CHARLES III OF UNITED KINGDOM: You got to help me, Mr. President!
BARACK OBAMA: Your majesty? Ehhh...what happened...?
[Cut to Buckingham Palace telephone room]
KING CHARLES III OF UNITED KINGDOM: Your White House is under attack by fifteen Soviet forces.
BARACK OBAMA: Okay, I will be there soon, bye.
[He ends call]
BARACK OBAMA: Looks like I have to call the General. Sir, come over here!
[A General come to arrive]
GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES: What is it, Mr. President?
BARACK OBAMA: There is a nuclear missile going to happen on East Coast, and our country will soon turn into a toasted bread.
GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES: It is like a football game. We need to stop the missiles. Got it?
BARACK OBAMA: Okay. Now go, come with me!
[They leave the White House and the scene concludes]
