Total Drama Cartoon Network
Episode 2-
"You are Not Welcome to the Island"
Poll Results –
Dangerous Deer will lose – 0
Vicious Seagulls will lose – 3
Who will be eliminated? Results –
I.R. Baboon – 3
Mordecai and Rigby start walking onto the docks, ready to open. "I'm Mordecai, and that's Rigby and we're here to open the show."
"Last time," Rigby says, "on Total Drama Cartoon Network, these famous Cartoon Network stars got to know each other better as they arrived at Camp Wawanakwa."
"Their first challenge was to work together to complete a theme song that Chef Hatchet was too lazy to complete. All of us now know that Lazlo has a strange taste for the arts, as he led his little group of himself, Weasel, and Courage to victory."
"Of course, Chris decided to be a giant jerk and not give the winners anything. But, he did announce the new teams. The Dangerous Deer, which consists of Ed, Eddy, Samurai Jack, Cow, Chicken, Grim, Billy, Blossom, Bubbles, um, uh, who else was that… oh yeah, Courage and Jake."
"Nice job, dude, you forgot the teams already. And, the Vicious Seagulls are Double D, Dexter, Sheep, I.M. Weasel, I.R. Baboon, Buttercup, Lazlo, Gumball, Darwin, Finn, and Mandy. Thanks to a roll of a die, the Dangerous Deer won the advantage for the first challenge, a key. What advantages will the key bring the Dangerous Deer? And, will Baboon's luck ever change?"
"We all know that won't happen. In fact, we all call him Bad Luck Schmuck when he's not looking."
"Good point Rigby, so the answer to that last question is no. But, what will happen to the contestants after today's challenge? Find out on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!" Chris and Chef show up.
"You two rookies better know not to insult me, Chef Hatchet!" Chef says, cracking his knuckles.
"Yeah, and only Chef calls me a jerk, not two slacker wannabes!" Mordecai and Rigby jump in the lake from fear, and Chris and Chef start laughing their guts out. "Best, newbie prank ever, Chef! Hi-five!"
"I'm good, McLean."
"OK, cue the completely awesome theme song the contestants made from the last episode! Hit it!"
Confessional:
I.M. Weasel: Being on the same team of Baboon is very unfortunate. In fact I had to deal with 5 seasons worth of him! Seriously, I considered getting him some help, but he was all like "I are better!" or, one of my favorites, "I are in the restroom stall, not Weasel!" Okay, I made that one up for my fans. They like to see Baboon's stupid quotes, and I decided to make one up on my own!
Blossom: I'm not sure whether I should be having a crush on Darwin or not. He's cute, but he's way too old for me! I guess I can just cheer him on from the sidelines, being on different teams and stuff.
Darwin: I don't see why Gumball is fine with girls chasing him! It's so icky and gross. It's like Dad when he ate both of those jalapeño burritos right after he ate a giant bowl of prunes! I still can't get that memory out of my head!
Edd: Yeah, um, Eddy said that he would pay me a nickel if I got into the confession stall fourth. I don't know what he… (he is interrupted by the toilet exploding in his face). Oh my! (Eddy and Ed walk in laughing, only to also be sprayed)
End Confessional
Chris blows a blow horn, although no sound comes out. He shakes it, and soda sprays at him. Mordecai and Rigby jump out of the bushes laughing.
"That's right Chris! You can't get away with pranking Rigbone and Mordecool! Ooooooooooh!" Rigby says, only for Chef to spray both of the slackers with glue. He then drops feathers on them.
"That's what you get for trying a retaliation prank. P.S.- It didn't work, chickens!" Chris and Chef laugh.
"This isn't over, Chris!"
"I think it is! Chef, pass me my real blow horn." Chef gives Chris a working blow horn and he blows it. All of the contestants get back from chatting and having a conversation with each other. "Good afternoon, campers! I'm sure you're excited to learn that there is another challenge today!" Everyone starts to complain. "Hey, do you want to win your own spin-off series or what?" Everyone becomes silent. "OK, so the key that the Dangerous Deer won is a key to a rusty and old boat. Behind the rusty and old boat is a fragile plank of wood. 5 of your team members will stay in the boat and drive, while the other six have to hang on the back and ride through rigorous obstacles. You have to take your boat all the way around the island until the finish line. But, if your team runs out of members riding on the back, then your team faces elimination. Vicious Seagulls, since you don't have a key, you'll have to pick the lock somehow. You'll have 20 minutes to prepare your strategies. Oh, and no rules!" Chris leaves with Chef, followed by their two "chickens."
The Dangerous Deer immediately get into a huddle, while the Vicious Seagulls are arguing.
"I suggest we…" Edd is interrupted by Dexter.
"Look Double Idiot, if we don't follow my plan we'll lose, thanks to I.R. Stupid over here!"
"I are sorry!"
"OK, so here's my plan…" Dexter is also interrupted.
"Look," Mandy starts, "we're competing my way and my way only! No one back talks me, no one sasses me, and no one look at me with joy! While all you losers are on my team, you don't get to be happy!" Everyone looks frightened, except for Gumball.
"Gumball! Cower in fear before it's too late, dude!" Darwin warns him.
"No!" Everyone is shocked. "I'm not spending eight weeks of my life under the control of that she-witch!" Mandy twitches her eye, and then strangles him. Lazlo and Buttercup get in between them.
"Hey, cut it out! The only way we even have a possibility of winning this challenge is if we work together!" Buttercup says. However, now more commotions are arising, like "Listen to Mandy!" or "You are your own person, stand up for your beliefs!" or "I are hungry!"
Meanwhile, the Dangerous Deer seem to be getting along.
"Alright, here's the deal. We need our strongest players on the plank of wood," Blossom starts.
"And the 5 weakest to drive," Bubbles says.
"So, Lumpy, Cow, Grim… hey, where are Cow and Grim?" Eddy says.
Over in the woods, Cow and Grim are speaking to each other. Cow decides to go first. "Um, Mister Grim Reaper, sir, why are we meeting in the woods? Wait, does this mean that my time is up?" Cow starts crying, but Grim shuts her mouth with his bony hands.
"Look, I'm saying that we are one of the few really tall people in this competition. So, I'm thinking about having a Tall People Alliance, the TPA for short. We will dominate the competition thanks to our height and menacing abilities!"
"I don't know, Grim, I can't keep a secret that well!"
"Well, if you want to get into the final three, then…"
"Wait, final three, what about final two?"
"Oh yeah, I'm been looking for a third member. I believe Samurai Jack will do. Of course, this isn't the time, now, and we'll get him in a few days. Just remember, I am your friend. Now let's get back before anyone thinks we're being suspicious!" Cow and Grim hi-five each other and leave.
"Hello," Grim starts, "we're back!"
"What were you two doing?" asks Bubbles.
"Yeah, um, we had to take a whiz, at the same time, so we decided to start up a conversation."
"But aren't you a skeleton?"
"Just because I'm a skeleton doesn't mean that…"
"Alright, we don't care. Just know that our strategy is to have Ed, Cow, you, me, Samurai Jack, and Jake on the back, while Courage, Eddy, Billy, Chicken, and Bubbles drive." Blossom gives her plan and everyone cheers. "We will win the challenge, because we are the Dangerous Deer!"
Lots of cheers and hi-fives are heard Meanwhile, Buttercup, Gumball, Lazlo, Darwin, and Weasel are against Mandy, while the rest are with her.
"She's going to dispose of you all, and she'll end up winning that TV show!" Buttercup says.
"Baa."
"What?"
"Baa."
"Are you saying we should all just get along?"
"Baa."
"I think that sheep's got a point!" Lazlo says. "Let's win this thing!"
The 11 misfits start to get along with each other. Unknown to everyone, Sheep was actually saying "Hey, there's a patch of grass over there. Can I go eat the grass? Now?"
Confessional
Sheep: Baa (Subtitles: I didn't mean to do that). Baa (I just wanted grass). He looks upset now.
Gumball: Mandy, she has some issues. I get bullied all the time in Elmore, and I'd rather spend my summer vacation avoiding the bullies than getting to a new one.
Billy: Our challenge is as good as the TPA!
Grim: Did I just hear Billy knows of the TPA? This is not good, mon, he's too short!
End Confessional
"Alright, campers! It's time for the challenge!" Chris says. The Dangerous Deer load on to their green boat. The Vicious Seagulls have more trouble.
"Wait, we never decided who was going where!" Weasel says. Mandy interjects.
"See, if you guys would just let me lead the challenge, we wouldn't have this problem. Lazlo, Baboon, Double Dweeb, Sheep, and Dexter, you guys are up front but are responsible for starting the thing. As for the rest of us, we hand on. And if you give up, your ripe for the picking at elimination! Understood!"
"Alright, Captain Mandy! Hahahaha," Finn laughs innocently. "Hey Jake, be prepared to be terminated!"
"Oh yeah?" Jake says.
"Both of you shut up!" Mandy says, crossing her arms.
"On your marks!" Chris starts. "Get set! Go! Go! Go!" Chris blows his blow horn but whipped cream comes out of it. "Mordecai, Rigby, I need you guys over here for a second!" He has a hammer behind his back.
The Dangerous Deer are off, speeding across the water. The Vicious Seagulls, however, are having trouble trying to start the machine.
"Does anyone have anything thin that could fit into a key hole, because that would be greatly appreciated," Weasel says.
"I'm building something right now, this shouldn't take long," Dexter says.
"May I be of assistance?" Edd asks.
"No Sock-headed boy, you cannot!"
"Okay."
"This are taking too long! I.R.'s got a better plan!" I.R. Baboon punches the dashboard and opens up a few wires. He rips them apart.
Mandy chokes Baboon. "What is your problem, now we'll have to push the boat!"
"No! It's not fair!" I.R. clumps the wires together, and the boat starts moving slowly. "What just happened?"
"You accidentally hotwired a boat. That's cool. I'm going to get on the back, and just don't touch anything, you baboon. We're fine without you screwing anything up!" Mandy gets on the back. The Dangerous Deer, though, are still ahead and they encounter their first obstacle – a giant ramp.
"Um, big brother, what should I do? I can't hang onto this raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamp!" Cow falls off.
"Eh, she was expendable," Chicken says. "Come on to victory!"
"Must…resist…hugging…the…chicken!" Ed tells himself, and Eddy looks back at him.
"Look Lumpy, you can't mess up this challenge because of that Chicken!"
"Ed is upset Eddy!" Ed accidentally whacks his arm in Grim's face, and he falls.
"Uh, hello, guys, there's shark infested water up ahead!" Courage says, but no one listens to him as the boat is extremely loud. "Guys!"
Meanwhile, the Vicious Seagulls are doing well, only because the boat is going so slow.
"Uh, do you think this boat can go any faster?" Gumball asks. When they get to the ramp, they aren't fast enough to actually go up it.
"Wait, he said that there are no rules, so, why don't we go around the ramp?" Lazlo asks. The team does this, and they are encountering the second obstacle, the shark pit.
The Dangerous Deer are having trouble with the sharks thanks to the communication flaws. "Go left!" and "There's a shark here!" are being heard. The Vicious Seagulls, though, are doing well since they can actually talk to each other.
"Baa!"
"Go left. Now go right. Go straight, no sight of sharks here," says Darwin from the back. However, they encounter a giant shark. Darwin decides to talk to it. "Glub glub glub glub, glub glub glub glub glub!" After hearing this, the shark leaves.
"What did you say to him?" Gumball asks.
"A knock knock joke."
"Oh."
Soon, the Seagulls are ahead, until their boat slams into a rock, and the drivers are sinking, thanks I.R.'s "driving skills."
"I are sorry!" He gets glares from his teammates, and everyone has fallen off the plank, but Darwin is still holding onto it from underneath.
Ed is excited. "Hey guys, we won!" He then pushes everyone off including himself into the water.
"Why did you do that?" Samurai Jack asks with a glare.
"What? We won!"
"No we didn't Ed! Thanks to you we lost!" Jake says.
"And that is correct!" Chris shows up in a helicopter. "The Vicious Seagulls won because Darwin was still technically on the platform. Ed, you screwed everything up, dude! Dangerous Deer, see you at elimination. Vicious Seagulls, your rewards are hand crafted chocolate bars made all the way from the best chocolate makers in CN City." The Vicious Seagulls cheer, except Mandy, who punches Baboon in the face.
"The only reason we won was because of that fish guy. No thanks for your 'help' Baboon," Mandy says.
"I are welcome!" Baboon says, not getting the sarcasm.
After the challenge, all of the Seagulls are enjoying their chocolate bars, while the Deer are glum, and half of them are glaring at Ed.
"Thanks to you Chicken-obsessed freak we lost the challenge!" Chicken says, still upset with Ed.
"Hey guys, look what I can do with my nose!" Billy says, but everyone ignores him.
Grim is now talking to Blossom and Bubbles. "Hello, Blossom, Bubbles, is it; I have a preposition for you. Tell all of our teammates this, too." Grim whispers in their ear.
TOTAL DRAMA CARTOON NETWORK
The Dangerous Deer are sitting on the stumps, and Chris has 10 marshmallows, but there are eleven contestants. "You guys were doing awesome. Thanks to your advantage, you were in the lead and you had the fastest boat. Unfortunately, thanks to someone on your team, you're facing elimination now. The first marshmallow this season goes to…. Courage."
"Yay!" He says back.
"Bubbles."
"Thank you."
"Cow."
"Oh boy!"
"Chicken,"
"I knew it."
"Samurai Jack,"
"I am humbled from this gift."
"The one and only Grim Reaper,"
"Yes!"
"Jake the dog,"
"Yep, getting this was as easy as child birth!"
"OK, sure, whatever. The 9th marshmallow goes to… Blossom!"
"Thanks, Chris."
"Ed, you really messed up big time. Not only has you chicken obsession starting to affect the team, but also your stupidity is as well. Billy, you didn't do anything, but you still got some votes. The final marshmallow goes to…
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Ed!"
"Huh? What? How did I get eliminated first?" Billy asks.
Confessional
Grim – I convinced Blossom and Bubbles to help the TPA dispose of Billy. Of course I didn't tell them of the alliance, that would just be stupid. Seriously, he knows too much already, and that's saying something. Ha ha ha ha. I told everyone that he was too stupid to help complete the challenges, while Ed, even though stupid, is very strong and helpful. It was almost too easy. Also, Billy always gets on my nerves, I'd hate for him to be in the competition any longer.
Billy – Wait, TPA stood for Tall People Alliance? I thought it stood for Tiny Peanut Astronauts. Oh well.
End Confessional
"Billy, since you were the first eliminated, you get a choice. You could either stay on the island as an intern, or you could take the Submarine of Shame, driven by General Skarr. Your choice," Chris says.
"Ooh, that's easy! I want to stay on the island and be with Grim for the rest of the competition!" Grim's jaw drops.
"!"
"Well, that wraps up the second episode of Total Drama Cartoon Network! Will Grim and Cow's Tall People Alliance prevail? Who will be the first to get in the Submarine of Shame? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!"
Poll: Thanks for responding to the last one, and now here comes the second one. What do you think of the Tall People Alliance? Put yes if you like it, and no if you don't.
Notes – Sorry for the short chapter, it's just that this was one of those throwaway challenges. Please can you give me feedback on how the story is, and any suggestions for future chapters? Thanks for reading.
Who voted for whom –
Grim: Billy
Billy: Ed
Chicken: Ed
Samurai Jack: Ed
Jake: Ed
Cow: Billy
Ed: Billy
Eddy: Billy
Courage: Billy
Blossom: Billy
Bubbles: Billy
Who's Left -
Dangerous Deer – Blossom, Bubbles, Cow, Chicken, Courage, Samurai Jack, Jake, Ed, Eddy, Grim
Vicious Seagulls – Edd, Sheep, I.M. Weasel, I.R. Baboon, Lazlo, Dexter, Buttercup, Finn, Gumball, Darwin, Mandy
