Total Drama Cartoon Network
Episode 7-
"Backstabbing on the Rocks"
"Last time on Total Drama Cartoon Network, the contestants went caveman! They sure had a bear of a time, because some of them were almost mauled by bears! Eddy and Double D's secret training arrangement continues, and Chicken is starting to get suspicious. Was the caveman challenge the time the Vicious Seagulls won for the fourth time in a row, or was it the Dangerous Deer's time to shine? After 3 humiliating defeats, the Dangerous Deer finally won a challenge thanks to Chicken and Eddy's collaboration in building a complicated trap. I.R. Baboon ended up being the first one eliminated from the Vicious Seagulls thanks to everyone seeing him as useless. Will the Dangerous Deer start a winning streak? Will Ed ever stop hugging Chicken? And who will go home tonight? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!" Chris announces.
In the Dangerous Deer cabin, Chicken, Ed, Blossom, and Courage are sleeping. Chicken yawns and wakes up, scratching his tail-feathers. "Man, what a lousy day. Stupid sun, stupid chirping birds, stupid everything."
Confessional –
Chicken: I didn't get any sleep last night because I didn't want Huggy McChicken pants to hug me in my sleep. Luckily, I stayed up to keep watch. I'm no idiot! (Chicken is about to walk out, but runs into the door and is knocked out).
End Confessional
Ed wakes up with a stupid grin on his face. "Hello, Chicken!"
"Ugh, Ed, just leave me the stuff alone!"
"I wasn't going to hug you, I just wanted to give you this!" Ed hands Chicken a script of some sorts that says ED AND CHICKEN on the front.
"What is it?"
"I was up all night to write this! It's a spin-off show called 'Ed and Chicken!' The misadventures of a grumpy chicken and full-hearted adolescent as they work together to defeat the villains of other shows, like Katz, the Kankers, the Red Guy, Mandark, and others in an original and different piece of cartoon history!"
Chicken is impressed as he reads it. "Whoa, this is good! Are you sure you wrote this?"
"Yes, I took elements from classic comedies and mixed those with modern day clichés and pop culture references. Take note of page 11, where you can gander at the silent fight scene that utilizes slapstick and cliché." Ed's sudden burst of artistic brilliancy impresses Chicken.
"Wow, this is incredible! How long did this take you?"
Suddenly, Ed's burst of artistic brilliancy turns back to artistic idiocy. "Cheese and crackers!" He then squeezes Chicken.
"Come on!"
Blossom wakes up and notices Ed and Chicken. "Ed, can you please let go of Chicken?"
Ed obeys. Chicken is dumfounded. "How'd you do that?"
"Simple, I asked politely."
"Dang, maybe I should've tried that."
"At least you have people who like you. Bubbles got eliminated and Darwin doesn't even like me. All I have left is Buttercup."
"He's a fish, and you're a human. That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Well, a cloud and a monster have fallen in love with him, so it makes sense."
"Oh, that explains things. Where are Eddy, Samurai Jack, Grim, and Cow?"
Meanwhile, in the forest, Samurai Jack, Cow, and Grim are walking with each other. "So, where are your coconuts, Cow?" Grim asks annoyed.
"Coconuts, what coconuts?" Cow asks.
Grim face palms himself. "Remember the ones that you asked me to get?"
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
"What am I doing here?" Samurai Jack asks.
"Oh yes, Samurai Jack, I have an offer for you that you really can't refuse, because you can't."
"Huh?"
"You see, everyone wants to vote you off because you are too big of a threat. So, we have a third spot for our alliance, which is named the Tall People Alliance, or the TPA. You have luckily fit the requirements. Unfortunately, if you tell anyone about the TPA, you're gone. So, what do you say?" Grim holds out his hand for Samurai Jack to shake. Without thinking, the non-outlined samurai shakes it. "Where's Cow?"
Cow is walking around, and glimpses at a short and pink-skinned kid with another kid who has a red shirt and a black ski cap. Those two are Edd and Eddy. Eddy is showing Edd how to lift a rock properly, and Cow overhears a conversation. "Come on, Double D, with the legs!" Eddy says.
"Eddy, did you tell your team that you are secretly training me?"
"No, of course not, I'm not gonna ruin my chances at winning a spin-off series. Now come on, keep getting stronger, so I can keep getting richer!" Eddy laughs. Cow leaves.
Confessional –
Cow: Now I didn't want to hurt anybody, so I just told my big brother that Eddy is the traitor and no one else!
End Confessional
Meanwhile, everyone, except I.M. Weasel and Edd, are sleeping in their bunks. Buttercup and Mandy, the only two girls on the team, are talking to one another.
"So, Mandy, as one Seagull to another, do you think calling someone a banana-mouthed freak is bad?" Buttercup asks.
"Of course not, I've heard people call me worse, and I've called people things that kindergartners shouldn't hear, so I'm not going to say."
"Well, I didn't tell him, I just said it in the confessional."
"Lazlo, that banana-mouthed freak is probably too stupid to know that he's been insulted."
Buttercup laughs. "Yeah!" Unaware to both of them, a sad Lazlo is watching, and then he sighs and leaves.
"I AM back from breakfast!" Weasel tells his team with a bib and a fancy hat.
Gumball wakes up. "Weasel, can you be quieter? Please?"
"I AM sorry, Gumball, how about I fluff your pillow as compensation for intruding on your sleeping hours."
"You haven't acted like this before, how come?"
"Well, I guess I.R. Baboon was setting me back, making me too loose. I AM WEASEL and not a jerk!"
"Loosen up. Man, I'm so tired!" Gumball goes back to sleep, and then the sound of a loud trumpet wakes him and everyone else up.
Everyone, including the ones who were out in the forest, comes outside are greeted by Chris McLean who is smiling evilly and holding a giant game die. "Good morning, campers! Welcome to the Most Dangerous Board Game Ever!"
The campers moan, and Chris continues. "The challenge today is simply a board game, but life-sized and more dangerous than ever! What's going to happen is that we'll go to the lake, and there are plastic rocks set up to make it look like a board game. Each team has to jump the number of spaces they roll, and then they get an instruction from a card and they have to complete that task. You also have to stay on the rocks, or else you are eliminated. First team to reach the end of the board or the team with at least one member standing left wins. Vicious Seagulls, you'll go first."
Weasel goes up and grabs the die, and rolls a 6. "Good job, Weasel, now let's head to the lake to get the torture started!"
The teams are faced with small, slippery, and wet plastic rocks, flamethrowers, and the end at about the fiftieth space. Most of them gulp, except for Darwin. "Oh yeah, I'm in my element!" Darwin says, jumping first, making it look easy.
"Alright, let's go!" Gumball yells, slipping immediately on the first rock and falling. "Ouch." The rest of the team, excluding Mandy, barely makes it. "Mandy, why didn't you go?"
"Because, our last defeat makes us a shameful team, and I refuse to participate for a team after we lost for the first time," Mandy responds.
"Since you two losers were the first eliminated, you get to pull your card. What does it say?" Chris asks. Mandy pulls a giant card and reads it.
"Dodge flamethrowers while balancing yourself."
Chef comes from a helicopter, and starts shooting flames at the eight of them who are barely balanced on the tiny rock. Darwin is doing well, while Sheep is the first to fall.
"Baa!"
Next, Dexter falls off. "Oh, my genius head!" After he falls, Chef stops firing, and most of the team is covered in ashes.
"Ouch, that was a hot surprise! See what I did there?" Chris laughs at his sick joke, and no one is laughing. "Dangerous Losers, I mean, Dangerous Deer, you're up!"
"We are not losers!" Grim yells. Chicken picks up the giant die and rolls a 3. Thankfully, they all make it, barely.
"How can we all fit when my big sister weighs 3 tons?" Chicken asks, and notices that their rock is starting to sink. "Just fabulous."
"Do you want me to save you Chicken?" Ed asks, hugging Chicken once again.
"Stop it you!" Chicken tries to pull away, and then he finally does, but in the process he knocks Courage and himself into the water. His head starts to go red, and Ed picks him back up, only to squeeze him some more. "Let me go!"
"Okey dokey!" Ed lets Chicken go back into the water, and then picks him back up. "I can't let you go because you are a chicken!"
"ARGH!" Chicken punches Ed in the face, and goes back to the shore with Courage, shivering. "Ed is going down!" Courage backs up a little from the 4 pound bird, who is panting heavily in anger. "Oh yeah, yous guys' challenge is to jump up and down ten times." Chicken puts the card at the bottom of the deck.
"That's easy!" Eddy says proudly. Unfortunately, Eddy falls.
"And that's Samurai Jack, Ed, Cow, Grim, and Blossom are left for the Dangerous Deer, and Finn, Double D, Lazlo, Buttercup, Weasel, and Darwin are left for the Vicious Seagulls! It's neck-in-neck!" Chris says, and Sheep rolls the die. Luckily, it lands on a 6.
Dexter notices Edd jumping from the rocks and making it look easy. He then notices him looking back at Eddy, and Eddy winking at him. After they jump the six spaces, Lazlo then falls off, looking at Buttercup with a depressed look. Buttercup scratches her head, then gets back into the game. As Lazlo gets back to shore, he picks up a card and reads it sadly. "It says to do make a human bridge to the next space, and then successfully do so without touching the water."
"Well, let's see here." Edd pulls out a pencil, and takes off Finn's hat, revealing long, blonde hair.
"What're doing with my hat?" Finn asks, and notices Buttercup swooning over him.
"Wow, Finn, I've never noticed your long, blonde hair before!" Buttercup says, blushing.
"Hey, it looks like she's nice to someone!" Lazlo angrily yells at Buttercup, and she goes wide-eyed. "And she doesn't call him a banana-mouthed freak!"
Confessional –
Buttercup: How'd he find out?!
End Confessional
"Alright, with my calculations, we need Weasel at the bottom to be the strong foundation, followed by Finn second, Darwin and I in the middle, and Buttercup on the end, and then she can flip us all over to the other rock. Alright, together now, and go!" Edd finishes explaining his plan, and Weasel stands on the rock they are on, and holds Finn by the feet. Finn then holds Darwin, Darwin holds Edd, and Edd is holding Buttercup's feet. "Alright, Buttercup, a flip!" Buttercup flips all 5 of them over, and they successfully complete their task. "Oh, this is yours, Finn." Edd hands Finn his hat.
"Thanks, man." Finn puts it on, and there are numbers all over it. "Mathematical!"
Courage rolls the die, and it lands on a five. Grim jumps over to the 8th rock, and starts dancing. "Yes! I am safe!" All of a sudden, Cow jumps and lands right on top of him. "Ouch."
"Sorry, Grim!"
Grim then slips into the water and rolls onto shore. Ed, Blossom, and Samurai Jack also make it. "Samurai Jack, how do you jump these things so easily?" Blossom asks in anticipation.
"Well, I need patience, and…"
"We are gonna win! We are gonna win!" Ed cheers, and he starts boogieing. "Woo-hoo!" He then happily throws Samurai Jack into the water by mistake. "Sorry, Samurai Jack!"
"Idiot," Chicken mutters to himself. He then spots a few coconuts dangling from a tree, and scratches his beak. "The card is to stand on top of a slippery beam without falling into a bunch of sharp rocks."
Ed, Blossom, and Cow are soon lifted by Chef's helicopter and are taken to a metal balance beam with kitchen grease all over it. Below the beam are a bunch of sharp and pointy rocks that say "DO NOT TOUCH."
"On your marks, get set, go!" Chris says, and Ed, Cow, and Blossom are dropped on the beam. After a while, it is fine, until Blossom accidentally slips. Darwin notices this, gets off his rock, swims to Blossom, and catches her before she falls in the rocks. "And with that, both Darwin and Blossom are out!"
"You know, you didn't have to save me." Blossom blushes. "I could've just floated."
"Man I'm an idiot!" Darwin says, face palming himself until he reaches the shore. Ed and Cow are brought back to their original space.
"And, you both get to advance one space forward!" Chris announces. Ed and Cow easily jump to the 9th space, and Finn, Edd, Buttercup, and Weasel are on the 13th space. Darwin decides to roll the die, and it lands on a one. "And that's one for the Vicious Seagulls!" As they are jumping from one space to another, Buttercup accidentally slips and falls in the water.
"Darn it!" Buttercup swims back and sees Lazlo, who is upset. "Um, Lazlo, look, I'm, uh, man I hate saying this!" Buttercup decides to pull a card, and it has a giant W on it. "What the…?"
"Oh, good, someone pulled the wild card. What's going to happen is that I'm going to spin a wheel," Chris starts, "where half of the spaces are green and the other half is red. If it lands on green, then a member of the Dangerous Deer get to come back into the game, but if it's red, then a member of the Vicious Seagulls get to come back into the game. Let's spin that wheel!" Chris spins it, and it lands on a green space. "Awesome, who will come back and compete for their team?" Everyone looks at Samurai Jack, and he nods. He goes out to Ed and Cow, and his robe is soaked. "And, to make this more interesting, everyone will have to look out for a violent shark, whose name is Fang! Remember from Season 4? Yeah, we paid him to come back and help with the challenge." An angry shark emerges almost strikes at the six remaining competitors.
Blossom rolls cube, and it lands on a five. As the three of the Deer jump, they realize that they have to share a tiny plastic rock with the other team.
"I AM cramped!" Weasel says, struggling to stay on.
Finn sees Fang the shark about to attack them. "Watch out, guys, this shark's mine!" Finn pulls out a sword and starts trying to hurt the angry creature. Unfortunately, he keeps missing. "Come on!" Suddenly, Fang kicks Finn off with his legs. "Crud!"
Blossom also pulls out the card. "It says to jump rope with a rope on fire and manage to stay on. Chris, is this even legal?"
"Probably not. But, hey, it's for the grand prize of a spin-off show, I think it's worth it. Chef, bring the ropes on fire!"
Chef swings down, and the three of the Dangerous Deer start jumping up and down when a flaming rope is surrounding them. "Oh, big brother, avenge me!" Cow says, falling down. Soon, thanks to the tight space, Weasel falls as well. Soon, it's over, and all that remains are Ed, Samurai Jack, and Edd.
Another 6 is rolled for the Vicious Seagulls, and Edd jumps with ease, as he remembers his lessons with Eddy. "What must I do?" asks Edd.
"According to the card, you have to go dizzy and do the chicken dance!" Chris announces, and Edd, full of embarrassment, does so. After spinning around ten times, Edd successfully completes the chicken dance, and is discombobulated.
"Eliminated contestants, you will now get to help your own team win the challenge! Run back to camp, grab as much junk as you can, and throw it at the opposing team. Don't worry, Chef made a pile of junk just for this occasion. You could either swim out and knock the other players down, or jump across the rocks." Chris turns to the remaining three. "We're going to take a break from the challenge, just stand there and you'll be fine! Okay?"
"What did he say?" asks Edd, who is still dizzy.
Chris leads everyone back to camp where they see a pile of junk, and a mutated beetle. "Here is Bertha, a mutated beetle who hates everyone's guts. If you can even snag something to help your team win, you'll probably get severely injured, cough Courage cough."
"Hey!" Courage yells, only to step on his own foot. "AAAah! Aahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!"
"Exactly."
"I ain't got no tolerance for that kind of yelling, Courage!" Chicken says angrily.
"Don't worry, team, someone will get it!" Cow says triumphantly. "I need to go to the bathroom!" Cow leans in closer to Chicken, and starts whispering. "Cover for me!"
Cow runs off, and all of a sudden Supercow comes out. "Supercow al rescarte!" She starts flying, and reaches the giant beetle. She easily smacks it with her udder, and it is knocked out. "Vamonos Dangerous Deer!" Her teammates run and get supplies. When the Vicious Seagulls go up, though, she blocks them. "Nadie se Supercow pasado!"
"Supercow, I thought it was one for all and all for one. I know this because I AM a philosopher," Weasel says.
"Usted hace un buen punto de señor Comadreja," Supercow says, and she lets them by.
Chicken goes up to his little sister, or Supercow, rather. "Nice job, Supercow, you let them go past!"
"Supercow nunca permite que nadie, ni siquiera el enemigo, por detrás, porque yo soy bueno y creemos en la justicia!"
"Hold on a sec," Chicken pulls out a Spanish to English dictionary out of nowhere, starts reading it, and then puts it back. "Yeah, I have no idea what on earth you said. Just change and come back."
Supercow goes to change, and Cow comes back. "What did I miss?"
"That's not funny, Cow, I know you are Supercow. Geesh, I'm no idiot."
Cow and Chicken start walking away with their junk.
Back at the lake, the three left are waiting. Cow and Chicken show up, and Chris starts. "Alright, we are back! Remember teams, use the junk to help your team win!"
"Alright, let's do this!" Gumball yells happily, and once again tries to jump on the rocks. Unfortunately, he falls off again. "In fact, Darwin, do it!"
"Okay!" Darwin says, happily, as he is swimming as fast as his fish feet can take him.
Mordecai and Rigby show up with claw marks all over them. "There, Chris, your hot tub is ready," Mordecai says, falling onto his back immediately.
"What happened to you?" Chris asks.
"Oh, it's just that there was a bear in your room, and that's why we weren't here the entire time!" Rigby says.
"You know, how would you like to co-host the aftermaths with the Ice King, because I'm getting complaints that you two don't get enough screen time. So, if you do that, you won't get mauled by bears, have to fix hot tubs, or deal with these victims any longer!"
"Deal!" Mordecai says. Just as he is about to shake his hand Chef comes with bad news.
"Sorry, Chris, but I just heard that the Aftermath Studio caught on fire, so we can't have the aftermaths there anymore."
"Hmmm, ask Stuart Snyder if we can use the Cartoon Network studios, oh, and offer Mordecai and Rigby over as personal assistants."
"What?!" Rigby and Mordecai say at the same time.
"Well, even though the fans won't be happy, I get more money if he agrees. So, Chef, take them away!"
"Nooooo!" They both say, but Chef leaves with them before anyone can hear their cries.
Meanwhile, Darwin and Buttercup keep whacking Ed with their junk. There is no impact, however. "Hahahaha! That tickles!"
"What do we do now, that samurai is a solid brick, and Ed won't budge, either?" Buttercup asks Darwin, and he just shrugs in response.
"Eddy, and Dexter? What in Sam's Hill are you two doing?" Edd asks as both Dexter and Eddy whack him with fish bones.
"Oh, you are Double D, I forgot," Dexter lies, swimming away.
"Sorry, Sockhead, but you're going down!" Eddy says.
"Eddy, you shouldn't hurt a recently trained person!" Edd stomps on Eddy's hands, and Eddy goes under.
"Courage, come back to the shore and roll for your team!" Chris says.
"Are you serious?" Blossom asks, as she and almost everyone from her team is hitting Edd.
"Yeah, like I said, it's going to be a hard challenge." Courage rolls a three, and both of the Deer start jumping.
"Hah Hah! I am Deer-Man!" Ed says. Chef returns, and Courage pulls a card, and reads it.
"Um, avoid Mojo Jojo's death ray?" Courage says in disbelief.
"Chris, this has gone too far!" Buttercup says.
Lazlo sits down on the beach, still looking glum.
"You know what, Buttercup, it's not your team, is it?"
"No."
"Well, I can't believe she feels bad for someone, because she's just a big meanie-pants!" Lazlo says.
"I, Mojo Jojo, have a death ray that can destroy a thousand suns, because I'm Mojo Jojo, the great evil scientist of Townsville, who's name is Mojo Jojo! And I am prepared to fire this death ray that can destroy a thousand suns because I am Mojo Jojo! Now, Chris, where is my paycheck for showing up at this dump, because I am Mojo Jojo!" Mojo Jojo says.
"Um, paycheck?"
"Ugh, fine, I'll use my death ray because I am Mojo Jojo, who will destroy, the Powerpuff Girls! Mwahahahaha!"
"Um, you're shooting at Ed and Samurai Jack, not the Powerpuff Girls."
"What, oh, this is ridiculous! Mojo Jojo doesn't deserve to shoot at stupid samurais and stupid twelve year old adolescents because I am Mojo Jojo!"
"Can you shut up?"
"No, because I am Mojo Jojo!"
"That's it, fire it now and I'll pay you 500…"
"Whoa, deal!" Mojo Jojo fires it at the two. Samurai Jack jumps up and barely reflects it with his mighty katana, and it fires at the death ray itself, and the death ray is destroyed. "Urgh, where's my 500 dollars?"
"You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 500 cents, not dollars. So, here's 5 dollars." Chris hands the green monkey 5 dollars, and that monkey looks pretty steamed.
"And I thought I, Mojo Jojo, was evil!" Mojo leaves angrily.
Chicken swims to shore with an old, wooden chair. "Ow, ow, ow! Help me!" says Edd who, believe it or not, is still hanging on while Cow, Grim, Blossom, and Eddy are swinging at him with all they got.
"Sorry, Double D, but no mercy in Total Drama!" Chris says.
"And I thought Cartoon Network was the best place for cartoons!" Edd remarks jokingly.
Dexter swims up to Samurai Jack, and talks to him. "Hello, Mr. Samurai Jack." Dexter doesn't have anything in his hands.
Meanwhile, Lazlo decides to roll the die for Edd. "Double D, move 3 spaces!"
"Alright!" says a faint voice that matches Edd's. Edd barely jumps the required amount of spaces.
Back to Dexter, he is about to tell Samurai Jack something so shocking that only someone as stupid as Ed couldn't freak out about it. "Samurai Jack, guess what."
"What?"
"Two more live action shows are being picked up on Cartoon Network!" Samurai Jack gasps, and he faints off the rock. "Oh, and Ed, how would you feel if I told you Level Up got a second season?"
"I do not really care."
Some of the people around him start fainting or swimming back to shore in terror.
"Well, that backfired," Dexter says, scratching his chin.
"Double D!" Chris yells. "Speaking of live-action shows, you have to say that you love CN Real so much that you want it back!"
"Oh the humanity!" Edd says, biting his lip. Everyone, even Dexter, looks worried for him.
"Double D, you don't have to do it if you don't want to!" Dexter says, sweating bullets.
Chicken, looking at the coconuts again, takes a look at Ed.
"Don't worry, Double D, take as much time as you need to," Chris says, even looking nervous for one of his victims. "Who even thought that they should make this a card?!" Chris starts crying. "I can't take it anymore, Double D, if you don't say it, your team will get to avoid elimination! Why?" Chef pats the host's shoulder, and starts breaking into tears as well.
During all the chaos, Chicken sets up a rope device, and makes sure Ed is watching. He then whispers to himself, luckily no one else could see him. "That stinky, stupid, and annoying yellow-skinned chicken hugging freak finally gets to say goodbye." Chicken grabs some of the leftover junk, and models it into a "person" and sets it up right next to the rope, so it looks like someone is about to pull a rope that will drop a dozen coconuts on top of his head. He sees his sister making a tombstone out of wet sand that says HERE LIES DOUBLE D. RIP. Chicken then starts to "freak out," and Ed notices this. Ed, with his chicken protecting instincts, and he runs to the shore to grab Chicken.
"Don't worry, Chicken!"
Chicken, acting dumb, pushes Ed out of the way. "Ed, let go of me, you just lost the challenge!" Everyone notices that the Dangerous Deer have lost, again. Chris is smiling and wiping away a tear, and he and Chef are hugging.
"It's a miracle, Chef! It's a miracle! Double D, you don't have to say it anymore!" Dexter swims back with bad news.
"Too late, everyone, I was there, and, gulp, he said it right after Ed lost the challenge!" Dexter says.
"Noooooo!" everyone says at the same time, except for Ed and Chicken.
"Goodbye, Ed!" Chicken whispers.
"What?" Ed asks.
"Man, you are stupid, I hate you, even though that pilot of yours is pretty good. You'll be contacted from my agent." Chicken starts laughing maniacally, quietly though. Ed leaves with his head and spirits low.
Eddy notices Chicken laughing, and he walks up to him. "What are you laughing at? We lost again!"
"No, I didn't lose!" Chicken says.
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing! Hahahahah!"
"Wait a second, that junk human, those coconuts, you planned Ed's elimination, didn't you?"
"Oh, Chris is right; you do have your smart moments. Too bad we won't hear them for long."
"What do you mean?"
"You see, if you tell everyone that I lost the challenge, then I'll tell everyone that you're the traitor!"
Eddy gasps. "How'd you know that?"
"Cow told me, and if you tell everyone, even though I'd be gone today, I'm sure you'd be gone next, because being a traitor is very vote-worthy. Hahahahahaha!" Chicken starts rolling on the ground in happiness.
After the challenge, almost everyone is in the medical tent, except for Mandy, Gumball, Ed, Chicken, and Courage. Courage is ecstatic. "Yay! I'm not the one in the medical tent anymore!"
"See, Gumball, this is why you don't participate in the losing team," Mandy explains. "How'd this happen, anyway? I was just relaxing in our cabin."
"Yeah, you missed it, Double D had to say he loved CN Real, and most of us either fainted or got fevers. I'm getting a slight fever myself."
"How did Courage stay healed? I can understand Ed and Chicken because they weren't paying attention, but Courage was there the entire time."
"Yeah, how did that happen?"
"Oh, I actually like CN Real!" Ed, Chicken, Mandy, and Gumball all faint at the sound of this. "Maybe I shouldn't have said that."
Mandy starts mumbling something in her unconscious state. "I'm…going…to…get you…Courage!" Courage does his usual scream, and he runs away.
Chef, in his nurse uniform, looks very annoyed as he crosses four more fainted competitors. "Every day, some idiot just loves to get hurt, don't they?" He carries all four of them inside the medical tent.
"Why do you hate me, Buttercup?" Lazlo asks with a fever of 103. Buttercup, across from him, with a fever of 105, responds.
"I don't hate you, but I just can't say, uh, man I hate that word!"
"Sorry?"
"Yep, that's the one! So, teammate? How do you feel?"
"I want you to say sorry, because I can't apologize to myself."
"Man I hate that word so much! I need to hit something!" Buttercup then punches the bed she's sitting on, and then hallucinates thanks to her fever. She sees a knocked out Finn, and sees him without his hat. "So beautiful!"
"Excuse me?" Lazlo asks, freaked out.
"That hair of yours is so beautiful!"
"Wow, um, thanks?"
"I need to apologize for staring at you for so long, beauty!"
"Uh, I'm a monkey, and, uh…"
"Let's kiss!"
"Aaaah! Someone, help me!" Buttercup leans in to kiss him, and Lazlo starts running.
"Hey, patients, no running!" Chef tells Buttercup and Lazlo, who are both out of bed.
TOTAL DRAMA CARTOON NETWORK
Chris is standing with a plate of 7 marshmallows, and is faced with all of the Dangerous Deer in medical clothes, save for Courage. "Welcome to your fourth loss, Deer!"
Everyone moans.
"Well, even though I hate Courage's opinion of CN Real, he gets the first marshmallow."
"Yay!"
"Next we have Blossom,"
"Thanks."
"Samurai Jack, Eddy,"
"Yeah!" Eddy says.
"Cow,"
"Thank you!"
"And, Grim!"
"Yeah, that's right."
"Chicken, Ed, one of you will get the final marshmallow. The other will be out." Chicken is smiling evilly, while Ed is pouting and looking at the ground. "The final one goes to …
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Chicken!" Chicken catches his marshmallow, and immediately starts dancing.
"Goodbye forever! Ed is going ho-ome! Ed is going ho-ome! Ed is going ho-ome!" Ed sulks to the Submarine of Shame, and while he looks back at his previous teammates, Chicken kicks him in the back and he flies in the little hole.
"Hello, Ed, where to? Failureburgh or Stupidtown?" General Skarr asks, laughing maniacally.
"Everyone might want to heal quick, because we have a challenge tomorrow!" Chris announces. Chicken is still dancing, and everyone just leaves him, and Eddy just glares at him. "Chicken, you can stop, Ed is gone."
"Yeah yeah." Chicken doesn't pay attention.
"Well, that was an exciting episode of Total Drama Cartoon Network! Who will go home next? Will Lazlo ever find out that Buttercup doesn't have the hots for him? Will Chicken ever stop dancing? Why am I asking you these questions because no one knows yet? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!"
(Notes – Even though it's a shame Ed had to go, I planned it like this. His feud with Chicken would've gone on way too long if he stayed, and in my opinion, Chicken has more interesting characteristics than the lovable oaf. And no one is coming back to the show, so you won't see him until the next aftermath. Oh, and I made everyone hate CN Real because I'm mad that Cartoon Network accepted two more live-action series. One is a sketch comedy and one is called Toon Team. No joke. A live-action show called Toon Team. I felt like having everyone faint and get fevers from it, like a disease. Please review and put your output).
Who will take the Submarine of Shame next?
Votes –
Chicken: Ed
Eddy: Chicken
Ed: Chicken
Blossom: Ed
Cow: Ed
Grim: Ed
Courage: Ed
Samurai Jack: Ed
Who's Left –
Dangerous Deer – Chicken, Eddy, Blossom, Cow, Grim, Courage, Samurai Jack
Vicious Seagulls – Lazlo, Finn, Sheep, Edd, Buttercup, Mandy, Gumball, Darwin, I.M. Weasel, Dexter
