Total Drama Cartoon Network

Episode 8-

"This Means War"

(Notes – Those Supercow sayings from the last chapter were made thanks to Google Translate, so some of them were off when you put it back through. Also, I'm not going to jab at live-action shows on Cartoon Network since it was a one-time joke. Please review).

"Last time on Total Drama Cartoon Network, we played a 'nice' little board game. The contestants had to risk life and limb just to complete some of the challenges, including jump roping with a flaming rope, avoiding a death ray built by the one and only Mojo Jojo, and, the worst of all, ugh I can't even say it! In the end, Double D won the challenge for the Vicious Seagulls thanks to Eddy's training, because let's face it, without Eddy, the Dangerous Deer probably would've won in the beginning. Another important role in the Dangerous Deer's defeat was none other than Chicken, who sabotaged their chances of winning just so he could be rid of Ed. Did it work? Yes, yes it did. Also, Lazlo thinks that Buttercup is in love with him, when she really has a crush of Finn when he doesn't have his hat on, and Finn doesn't know that either, so it's like a stupid love triangle! Who knew Cartoon Network stars could cause so much drama? Now that Chicken and Eddy are locked in argument, who'll win? Also, who will win today's challenge? Will it be the Dangerous Losers, or the Vicious Winners? I think I answered that question already. Stay tuned to find out who'll get eliminated, right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!"

It is nighttime, and unlike everyone else, Weasel is sitting outside with a frown on his face. He sighs, and remembers a quote from Gumball: Loosen Up. "Man, maybe I do miss that baboon." His eyes widen up, and he corrects himself. "I mean, I don't miss that baboon! Yeah! That's what I meant."

"What are you doing here?" a dry and familiar voice asks.

"Mandy, what are you doing at this hour?"

"I'm asking you the same question."

"Fine, I'm reminiscing on my adventures of the incompetent baboon. Why are you out here?"

"Because the night reminds me of all the lives I ruined and how I cherish my ability as a superior."

"You're an angry little girl, aren't you?"

Mandy is about to give a faint smile, until Weasel stops her. "No, please, you don't have to smile. I'd rather not be a Powerpuff."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Buttercup asks angrily.

"Why is everyone up at this hour?" Weasel asks.

"No one messes with a Powerpuff girl!" Weasel sighs as Buttercup remarks in a cocky tone.

"Well, it's 12:01 midnight, so I might as well head off to bed. Good night." As Weasel is leaving, Chris interrupts him over an intercom.

"Good morning!" Everyone gets out of bed, exhausted, and they are greeted by Chris.

"It's not morning!" Buttercup says angrily.

"Actually, it is. It's one minute past midnight. How's everyone after their medical tent experience?"

Courage is the only one happy. "I didn't get hurt this time! I didn't get hurt this time!" Courage dances, only for an anvil to drop on his head. "Ouch!"

"Chef, I think Courage will be sitting this one out. I wonder where that anvil came from," Chris wonders. The camera moves to the sky, where Mandark is in a jetpack, and he is pretty angry.

"Darn it, I missed Dexter! But, I was close! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!" Mandark laughs, until Chef comes up in a helicopter and grabs him.

"I hate annoying stowaways like you." Chef takes Mandark away.

Meanwhile, on the ground, as Billy the intern is taking Courage away, Chris continues. "Well, troops, armies have to be prepared at any second!"

"What the glob are you saying?" Finn asks.

"I'm saying that we are going into full-on war!"

"Another rehash I guess?" Dexter asks, and everyone laughs.

"It's not funny! I'm still original!"

"Yeah, you know what else is original, my…"

"That's it, you're out too!" Chris starts speaking through a walkie talkie. "Chef, bring the stowaway back!"

From the air, Mandark drops another anvil, and this time it lands on Dexter. "Billy, take Dexter away." Billy follows his commands and leaves. "Alright, as I was saying, it's going to be one on one war. First off, we're going to pit you guys up against each other. Whichever team wins the most amount of times is safe from elimination! Losing team, probably Dangerous Deer, will go to elimination."

At the medical tent, Dexter and Courage and rubbing their heads from pain, and Billy is right over them with a Fairy Princess Book. "Oh man, stupid Mandark and his stupid anvil!" Dexter says.

"Don't worry, you two, I have the perfect remedy for anvil related injuries!" Billy says. "Once upon a time, there was a Fairy Princess, who lived in Fairy Princess Land, where there were all these other Fairy Princesses as they did Fairy Princess things!"

"No, make it stop!" Dexter pleas.

"Don't worry, I'm only on page 2 of 25! Wait, I lost my place. Oh well, time to start again! Hehehe!"

Courage howls, and Billy keeps reading.

Meanwhile, back to Chris and the exhausted Cartoon Network stars, Chris has a hat. "Here is going to be the first 'war.' You can use whatever you have and your teammates can help as well. First pair is Grim vs. Finn!"

"Easy, me scythe and I are going to take this one home!" Grim says, and he notices Finn pulling out his demon blood sword. "Uh, Chris, I don't think this is such a good idea."

"Why, are you chicken?"

"No, I'm right here!" Chicken responds.

"Come on, Grim, it won't be that bad," Finn says. "Hi-yah!" Finn jumps and is prepared to defeat Grim.

"Stop, Finn, stop! For all things good and evil, just stop!" Grim pleas. Unfortunately, it's too late. Finn's blood red sword comes in contact with Grim's scythe, and a giant beam of light goes up into the sky. Even Billy, Dexter, and Courage notice all the way from the medical tent. Soon, the beam goes down. "I told you to stop!"

"What in glob's name just happened?" Finn asks. Soon a loud cracking sound is heard, and the entire island splits in half. No exaggeration. Everyone looks freaked out, particularly Chris.

"What just happened?" Chris asks, looking at his "beautiful" island.

"The reason why I told Finn to stop was because when anything related to a demon touches the scythe, a powerful energy will blast into the air and crack some of the land below. This happens because I was once stalked by an idiotic demon, so, to get him off my back, I bet him in a game of limbo, and won, so I put a curse on it whenever a demon comes in contact with my weapon of mass destruction," Grim explains.

"Wait, so you're saying no more island, and no more show?!" Chris freaks out.

"No, thanks to a defect, the ground is still loose. So, if the island is reunited by sunset, it will be permanent. But, if not, then, well, yeah, no more show."

"Hmm, new challenge!" Chris announces, back to his normal self. "First team to put the island back together wins!"

"Wait, is that even physically possible?" Edd asks.

"I don't care. Just do it. Go!" The teams are, somewhat, back to work.

Edd is still scratching his head while the other eight are huddled together. Lazlo is looking at Buttercup strangely, and she gives him a strange look back.

Confessional –

Lazlo: Man, I had no idea that a girl was so into me. Man, Patsy must be so glad that I have someone crushing on me!

Patsy: Thanks for letting me in Chris! And no, I don't like their relationship at all! Not one bit!

End Confessional

"Well, we could just get in the water and push it," Finn suggests.

"I'm not sure, it may not be that easy to push," Lazlo says.

"Ropes. We need ropes," Mandy says.

As they argue over what to use and how to use it, Darwin notices something. "Hey, Gumball, don't you think that Weasel is being quiet?"

"Um, is it because he's been standing there staring at the ground this whole time?"

"Yeah, I think so."

In Weasel's Mind…

Weasel is in a world of clouds, and is jumping across them. He then randomly stops and sees Baboon, throwing a pie in his face, and then rubbing his giant red buttocks in his face. Weasel then breaks into song.

Weasel: I AM Weasel! One of the most famous of my time! I AM Weasel! Fame and fortune is sublime! Maybe, just maybe, making friends along the way, will help me loosen up todaaaaay! I AM Weasel, not Grim, Cow, or Ed, I AM Weasel, and my fame allows me to be fed! But living outside my normal mansion, is one baboon who can't get a break, because of my stardom, his mind is as stiff as a rake. Maybe I should go, apologize to the blue-furred guy, because it's my fault, isn't it? Even though my mind is very open, but my personality is also as stiff as a RAAAAAAKE! Yeah!

Weasel is now seen leaping like a little school girl across the clouds. "I AM having fun! Wee! Wee! Hahahaha! So much fun!"

Out of Weasel's Mind

Weasel, in the real world is also frolicking around. "Hey Mr. Fluffy McFlowerpants, how's the weather! Ha!" Weasel then starts shaking everyone's hands. "Nice to meet you, nice to meet you all! Heehehe!"

Cow, Chicken, Eddy, Samurai Jack, Blossom, and Grim are talking. "I say we hit Chicken with a rock, and then we put the island back together!" Eddy says with an enthused expression.

Confessional –

Eddy: Chicken is going to pay for eliminating Ed.

Chicken: I don't mind Eddy, he's got an attitude like me, but when there's a traitor on my team, I know I got to hate them. And this don't mean that I'm not a traitor, but if Eddy just waited to train Double D after the competition, maybe we could've won last time.

End Confessional

"Can't you just use your scythe or something?" asks Blossom.

"No," Grim responds, "that's another defect. You see…"

"Wait, so you're saying one of the most powerful things in the known universe has defects?" Chicken asks.

"Yeah." Suddenly, they hear the sounds of the other team tying ropes to one side of the island, and are swimming across to the other.

"Alright, team, let's go!" Mandy says, as she starts pulling on the rope. Thanks to her brute strength, it is actually working and the island is getting closer. Next, Buttercup is also pulling, and it keeps getting closer. Grim and Blossom look worried.

"Um, Buttercup?" Lazlo asks.

"Yeah, what?"

"Why do you love me?"

Buttercup immediately lets go, which causes the island to split apart even more. "What?!"

"I SAID WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?"

"What?!"

"I SAID…"

"I know what you said! I don't love you!"

"But you seemed kind of close to me yesterday in the hospital, wanting to kiss me."

"Yeah, and now I hate you Buttercup!" says Patsy, who for some reason is on the island.

"Patsy, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, Lazlo, I just wanted to express my anger for one episode. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go punch a tree that has Buttercup's face carved into it before Chef takes me away. Goodbye, Lazlo." Patsy leaves, and Buttercup just gets angrier.

"Oh great, now look what you did!" Buttercup says.

"Me? You were the one who started this!"

Eddy starts laughing. "It looks like we finally have an advantage, guys! Where's Chicken?"

Chicken is walking around, finding stuff to use.

Confessional –

Chicken: You know, people always think of attitude problems when they think of me. Most people forget that I'm also almost a genius, almost. And I know how to play this game, just like Squirt the Daisies, er, I mean Immoral Wombat, yeah, Immoral Wombat.

End Confessional

As Chicken is walking around, he finds a bunch of cupped leaves, and some berries that can be easily juiced into a paint-like substance. He then finds lots of flammable grass. "This stuff looks great for a paint bomb!"

Supercow jumps right in front of him. "Supercow al rescarte!"

Chicken jumps up in fear, and then sees his little sister in her purple superhero outfit. "Do you mind? I'm busy here."

"Supercow has encontrado!"

"We are not playing. Come on, if they play the offensive maneuver, then we're playing the defensive."

"Defensivo?"

"Si."

"Oh." Unaware to both of them, they are right next to the medical tent and Dexter hears everything.

"I need to get out to my team!" Dexter says, trying to escape.

"Not so fast!" Billy says, still on the first page of the Fairy Princess Book.

"You imbecile!"

Weasel is still frolicking around, Edd is still questioning the laws of physics, Buttercup and Lazlo are still arguing, Sheep, Gumball, and Darwin are barely helping, Dexter is still in the medical tent, and Finn is the only one that is doing decent work. Mandy thinks that her team has lost control. "There is no way that my team is this incompetent!"

"Hey! What the schmowzow are you talking about?" Finn asks.

"That's it, I'm leaving."

"You can't just leave, again!" Gumball complains.

"Look, everyone here is obviously either too stupid or weak to put the island back together, so I'm going to get some help. If Double Dweeb here would be so kind as to come up with a plan while I'm gone, that'd be peachy. But, since he looks like he's going through a crisis…"

"But, if you carry the pi over the second zero that that should leave the Pythagorean Theorem plus the weight and length of the island squared…" Edd rants.

"…I guess we're doomed for elimination." Mandy leaves, and her entire team starts to break apart.

"Hey, Blossom, take a look, they left their ropes tied to our side," Grim starts. "So…"

"All we need to do is get over to that side and finish the job!"

"Actually, Blossom, I was just going to say we untie our side and swim all the way over there to… yeah let's go with your plan."

Blossom, Grim, Eddy, and Samurai Jack swim to the other side, where they notice the Vicious Seagulls being completely disorganized, most notably Weasel. As Eddy gets out of the water, he takes a look at Edd, and decides to talk to him. "Hey, Double D, I need to talk to you."

"But if you have the structure of a polygon times…"

"Shut up!"

Edd stops and turns to see his friend. "Oh, hello, Eddy! Thanks to you, I won the last challenge!"

"Yeah yeah, I need to tell you that you can keep your money, because I quit!" Eddy says in a hush whisper.

"Well, alright I guess." The sun starts to rise, and it is a lot less dark. "Ah, the sun, isn't it magnificent?"

"What are you doing fraternizing with the enemy?" Grim asks.

"Oh, nothing."

"Well, um," Edd starts sweating. "Oh, yes, we were talking about how sad we are from Ed's elimination. Such a shame!"

"Yeah, what he said!"

"Fine." Grim leaves, and Edd finally realizes that Mandy is gone and that the Dangerous Deer are in the lead.

"What in Sam's Hill is going on here?" Edd asks the rest of his team, and then notices Weasel jumping around.

"I AM a happy weasel!" Weasel says.

"I.M.? What's wrong?"

"I am free!" He then hops over to Gumball, Darwin, and Sheep, who are still pulling. "Thanks Gumball, now I can frolic around like a man!"

"Darwin, may I have those three ropes?" Blossom asks, battering her eyelashes.

"Oh, sure!" Darwin says, slapping both Gumball and Sheep in the faces.

"Thanks sweetie." Blossom grabs the ropes, and makes a big impact on the island.

"Baa!" Sheep says angrily.

"Don't you find it kind of odd that ordinary ropes are putting an entire island back together?" Darwin asks.

"Actually, on the contrary. You see, what happens is that the ground is still very loose from the spell, thus it is easy for any kind of rope or wire that will help," Grim says. Chris walks by.

"What? You're saying that this challenge is basically pointless because there is no, well, challenge?!" Chris says angrily, and Grim nods in return. "Fine then, Chef, the tennis balls!"

Chef comes in with a tennis ball machine, and starts firing at the guys who are actually making progress.

"Come on, Chris, we're finally winning something and you have to, ouch, give us a, ouch, disadvantage?" Blossom asks in disbelief, letting go of all of her ropes. "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Yep, it's no fun when it's fair! Hahahaha!"

Meanwhile, Chicken and Supercow notice that they are lost. Chicken has an armful of paint bombs while Supercow is just walking. "Tiene pollo quieres jugar?"

"Will you stop speaking Spanish? I think we ain't got no idea where we is heading."

"Mira el lado brillante de la vida, el hermano mayor."

"Well, I got me an armful of paint bombs and I don't want thems to go to waste, so, think fast!" Chicken throws one at his sister, but she flies out of the way. "Wait, I forgot you can fly! Just fly us back to camp!"

"Buena idea, el hermano mayor."

Chicken hops on Cow, and she flies them away and back to camp.

In the medical tent, Billy is still reading to Dexter and Courage. "There, page 2! Darn, I lost my page, oh well, again again!"

"Noooooo!" Courage howls. Mandy comes in and grabs Billy, and shuts the tent. "Yay!"

"Finally, that idiot stopped reading!" Dexter says. "Ow my head."

Mandy takes Billy out to camp and behind a tree. "Listen, peanut for brains, I have a job for you."

"Ooh! What is it?" Billy asks with stupid anticipation.

"I need you to slow down the other team."

"Oh, you mean the Vicious Seagulls? Sure!" Billy grabs a coconut and starts beating Mandy on the head senseless with it.

Mandy grabs him by the arm and flips him. "No you idiot, you're not on the Dangerous Deer anymore!"

"I'm not?"

"No, you are now, a, um, Vicious Seagull, and I'm your captain."

"Yes, sir, Mandy, sir!"

"Good, now slow down the other team! I need to find some suckers."

Mandy walks and sees her team still in horrible shape. Edd is trying to calm a reckless Weasel and Gumball and Sheep are begging for their ropes back.

"Baa?"

"No, Sheep, Darwin gave them to me, so their mine!" Blossom says. "Ouch!" Tennis balls are still flying, and Chef is almost asleep.

"Man, this is so boring!" Chef says. He pulls out a bunch of basketballs and starts laughing maniacally. "Heheheh, see how these guys like Chef now." He throws his first at Grim's head, causing it to come off.

"Ouch."

Mandy also sees Buttercup and Lazlo arguing over who loves who. "You guys are pathetic." She then pushes Lazlo into the water.

"Aaah! Hey!" Lazlo says, trying to get back up, only for two sharks to look at him.

In shark language and subtitles, they speak to each other. "Man I am in needing of some protein."

"Yum, Bean Scout! Get it?"

"Ha, you're hilarious." The first shark just rolls his eyes. "Come on, let's eat him already!"

"Aaaah!" Lazlo yells for help. Buttercup reaches out to him, but it's too late.

"No!" Buttercup says. "Come on sharks, open up so I can punch you!"

"Supercow al rescarte!" Supercow says, dropping on the sharks, only to have Chicken fall in one of their mouths. Lazlo is free, and Buttercup takes him out. Eddy laughs at Chicken's predicament, only for Supercow to let him out. "Está usted de pollo bien?"

"Yeah, I'm peachy." Chicken realizes that he has dropped all of his paint bombs. "Hey, where'd they go?"

Supercow leaves, and coming back is a regular cow. "Hey, big brother, what's up?"

"My paint bombs are gone!"

Grim's head starts bouncing around. "Where the heck is my body?" He then sees a bunch of paint bombs on the ground. "Hmm." He nudges one with his head, and purple liquid erupts in his face.

"Hey, Grim!" Billy says.

"Yes, Billy?" Grim asks.

"Be prepared to be delayed!" Billy picks up Grim's head and sticks it on a flagpole. "Nighty night, Grim! Hahahaha!" Billy leaves.

"Help, someone help!" Grim pleas. "Oh forget it!"

"Chef, I think you need to take Lazlo to the medical tent," Buttercup says, holding a crippled Lazlo in her hands.

"Sorry, I'd like to, but, uh, I need to do this job. So, bye!" Chef starts laughing sadistically and goes back to his station, slamming basketballs at Samurai Jack's face.

Billy comes by with a ladder, and Mandy watches in respect. Billy places the ladder between the two pieces of land formerly known as Camp Wawanakwa, and keeps Blossom, Samurai Jack, Chicken, Cow, and Eddy from making progress. "Darn it!" Eddy says.

"Come on, to the other side!" Mandy orders, and her teammates carefully cross the water.

"You know, I want to find out how the Dangerous Deer managed to swim across without any sharks!" Buttercup says, flying Lazlo over. She finds a few twigs and leaves and Edd offers to make a wheelchair for him.

Confessional –

Shark 1: (Subtitles: What, we can't choose when we have a meal because we're sharks? Man, stereotyping is huger up here than from where I come from!)

End Confessional

The wheelchair is complete, and Dexter and Courage, with huge bumps on their heads walk over. "Thanks to the analysis from my cranial scanning device, I have successfully discovered that Courage the Cowardly Dog and I are okay to compete. What happened to the monkey?" Dexter asks, pointing his purple gloves in the direction of Lazlo.

"I'm doodly goodly!" Lazlo says, swaying his head back and forth in confusion. "Do I see stars? Wee!"

"I know, let's say 'Wee!' together!" Weasel says, hopping around.

"Come on, Double D, you and Dexter go find some pinecones, while the rest of us pull this part of the island to that side!" Mandy says as she takes the ladder out.

"Fine, I guess so," Dexter says, leaving with Edd.

"Wait, Lazlo can't come, he's in a wheelchair!" Buttercup warns Mandy, and as she says this a tire is thrown by them and it knocks out Courage, again.

"Okay, then, I guess you wouldn't mind being voted off," Mandy says.

"Ooh, she's good!" Gumball says in anticipation.

"Fine!" Buttercup responds, pushing Lazlo into the water. "Let's just get this over with!" She jumps in the water as well. "Come on, pull!" Chef won't stop shooting at the Dangerous Deer, even though the Vicious Seagulls are making more progress.

"Oh come on, Chef!" Blossom says. "They're in the lead!"

"Yeah, I know that!" Chef laughs, and shoots a pineapple at Blossom's face.

"Ow!"

Chicken looks around and finds the rest of his paint bombs. "Oh goodie!" Chicken starts firing at the eight of the Seagulls and Billy in the water. "Yeah, victory is mine!" Chicken fires at Lazlo right in the face.

"Ouch, wee!" Lazlo says, spinning around in the water. Beside him is the green Powerpuff girl, who is trying her best to protect him.

"Man this is getting annoying," Buttercup remarks.

"Hey, can I have some of those paint bombs?" Eddy asks Chicken.

"Nope, for cool people only!"

"You're not even a person!"

"Well, fine then!" Chicken hands Eddy a bunch of the paint bombs, and then he realizes his mistake. "You're despicable!"

Eddy starts firing, and it slows them down. Chris returns with a cup of coffee. "What did I miss?"

"Well, they've been attacking each other," Chef answers.

"Hmm, is it close to sunset?"

"Nope!"

"Brilliant! This could go on for hours, and this is also much better than that original plan I had."

"Come on, guys, we have to win!" Billy says.

"We?" Buttercup asks. "What do you mean, we?"

"Mandy said that I was a Vicious Seagull!"

"No, you're a Dangerous Deer!"

"Well, she said that she was my captain, and if I listen to her every command the Vicious Seagulls will win!"

Buttercup thinks it over. "Alright, that's cool."

"Yeah!" Billy catches one of Eddy's paint grenades and throws it back at him. "Do you want a piece of me?"

"Ah!" Eddy says. "He knows our ambush! We need to retreat!"

"Not just yet!" says the head of a skeleton, bouncing on the ground. "That's Billy! We can't lose to Billy! I don't understand what went so wrong! We have a 3 ton cow, a smart-aleck Chicken, the Grim Reaper, a scammer, the leader of the Powerpuff Girls, a cowardly dog, and a samurai! We should've been winning! So, are we going to step up like the winners we are, or crumble like the losers everyone thinks that we are?"

Everyone, even the unconscious Courage, nods. "Alright, now someone put my head on my body!" Blossom grabs Grim's head and plops it on his skeleton. "Thank you."

"Alright, we're almost done!" Buttercup says. Dexter and Edd arrive and start throwing at the opposing team.

"Ah! Pinecones!" Eddy says, covering his face.

"Come on everyone, we have the ultimate weapon!" Grim says. Soon enough, Samurai Jack, Grim, Blossom, Chicken, and Eddy are, barely, lifting up Cow, and start using her as a battering ram.

"Aaah!" They all scream in victory. Courage finally wakes up, only to get hit in the head with a pinecone, thus knocking him out once more.

The Vicious Seagulls have almost completed the challenge, and all they need to do is get out of the water so the pieces of the island can drift together. As the Dangerous Deer are using Cow as a battering ram, the Vicious Seagulls have already completed the challenge. A huge beam of light goes into the air, and the island is officially sealed back together.

"And with that, the Vicious Seagulls win again!" says Chris, who sounds disappointed. "Man, 6 vs. 10, that's just ridiculous!"

As the losing team hears the bad news, they run into Darwin and knock him over. "Sorry Darwin," Blossom says, blushing.

"My face!" Darwin yells.

Chris looks around for a loophole, and then smiles evilly. "Well, the Vicious Seagulls would've won, but, by default, the Dangerous Deer win!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone asks confused.

"Because, Mandy used Billy illegally!"

"That wasn't a rule!" Mandy says, tapping her foot on the ground.

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Vicious Seagulls, see you at elimination!"

Mandy's teammates glare at her. Buttercup and Lazlo leave, and she talks to the rest of them. "Hey, teammates, don't you realize that Lazlo is crippled and in a wheelchair and Weasel is insane?"

"Well, yeah," Finn says.

"Well, why not keep me around because I'm a strong competitor. Lazlo probably won't heal until the next aftermath!"

"Alright, we'll vote Lazlo off!" Billy says.

"Get out of here, Billy." Billy sulks away.

TOTAL DRAMA CARTOON NETWORK

"Welcome, Vicious Seagulls, to your second elimination ceremony," Chris starts, and he has 9 marshmallows on his plate. "The first marshmallow goes to…Darwin!"

"Thanks!"

"Next one goes to Double D,"

"Oh my, why thank you."

"Dexter,"

"Yes, this is a great day for science!"

"Gumball,"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Buttercup,"

"Yes!"

"Weasel,"

"I AM Cuckoo!"

"Sheep,"

"Baa."

"Finn,"

"Schmowzow!"

"Now the final marshmallow goes to…

Mandy."

"Expected!" Mandy says, swallowing hers easily.

"Oh man! Great, now I lose the win, and I'm injured!" Lazlo says, trying to roll over to the submarine. "Ugh, I can barely move!"

"Here, let me help you," Buttercup says. She puts him into the Submarine of Shame, and she sulks back.

"What's wrong, Buttercup?" Finn asks.

"I'm about to do something that I'll probably regret later! Finn, please take off your hat!"

"Um, okay." Finn takes off his hat revealing his blonde hair.

"Wow, now that's a sight!"

"Buttercup, what are you doing?" Chris says.

"I'm quitting the game!"

"WHAT?!" her previous teammates say, and so does Blossom, who has been watching.

"You can't go, Buttercup, I'll be the last Powerpuff left!" Blossom cries.

"I'm sorry, Blossom, but I caused Lazlo to get injured thanks to our arguing, I hurt his feelings, and to make it up to him, he gets to stay in the game since I'm quitting!"

"Actually," Chris starts, "both of you are leaving."

"Huh?"

"You see, if you quit after the last person's name gets called, then you're out with the voted off loser."

"You can't do that!"

"Yeah I can, because I really need the teams to be somewhat even because the ratings will go down if it ends up being 9 to 2 before the merger even happens. So, ta-ta, cheerio, too-da-loo!"

"Fine, but I want to say something before I go! Finn, I love you!"

"Um," Finn starts, "sorry, Buttercup, but I have a girlfriend. You know, Flame Princess!"

"Well, this is just awkward." Buttercup flies inside of the submarine. "Lazlo, do you forgive me? Because I hate this feeling guilt. It always makes me want to hit something."

"Oh, it's fine, I forgive you! The fact that you sacrificed your own spin-off series just to make it up to me. Even though I'll probably never be able to participate in the camp activities at Camp Kidney for two weeks, it's cool. And just one question."

"What?"

"Do you like me?" Lazlo asks, sweating.

"Nope."

"Oh thank goodness!" Lazlo stops sweating, and General Skarr leaves.

"Well that was a shocking conclusion to an interesting episode! Find out what happens next time on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!" Chris signs off.

(Was that a shocking elimination? Well, please comment on what you think of the chapter itself. Also, I probably got a lot of the phrases wrong, so it's pointless trying to translate it. Thanks for reading.)

Votes –

Buttercup: Mandy

Lazlo: Mandy

Mandy: Lazlo

Finn: Lazlo

Sheep: Lazlo

Gumball: Lazlo

Darwin: Lazlo

Dexter: Lazlo

Edd: Lazlo

Weasel: Lazlo

Dangerous Deer – Courage, Grim, Blossom, Eddy, Chicken, Cow, Samurai Jack

Vicious Seagulls – Mandy, Finn, Sheep, Gumball, Darwin, Dexter, Edd, I.M. Weasel