Total Drama Cartoon Network
Episode 10-
"BFChefs"
(Next week I'll be away for a computer, so I'm going to try to write up to Chapter 12, and after that I'm going to try to upload every weekend or so. Once again I am sorry that the story won't be uploaded as frequently, but, unlike my other stories, I'm determined to finish this one. After this chapter, it's only 16 more. Oh, and I know it's early for this, but if you are a fan of classic cartoons, then Chapter 13 will be for you. Please review.)
One vote has been cast for the Dangerous Deer as the favorite team of the season.
"Last time on Total Drama Cartoon Network, climbing challenges was the name of the game. The first challenge, where they had to climb up the giant cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, was ruined thanks to Darwin insulting a bunch of sharks. After that, the second challenge was ruined too! Finally, a simple game of jump rope determined who was going to was going to win immunity. The Dangerous Deer won a second challenge in a row thanks to Blossom. At elimination, Darwin was eliminated, and Blossom grieves for him. What will she do now to make it up to her lost friends? How will this affect the game? And when is my favorite TV comedy come on tonight thanks to scheduling conflicts on the channel? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Cartoon Network!"
After the theme song, Finn, and Sheep to a lesser extent, are battling Fang the shark. The contestants are watching in anticipation. Sheep is scared, while Finn is attacking like crazy. "Take this you jerk!" Finn says. "Jake, oh, I mean, Sheep, quick, stretch up and pound this guy in the back!"
"Baa."
"Oh, right. Punch this jerk in the tail!"
"Baa!" Sheep looks worried.
"Here, let me help you," Chicken says, kicking Sheep behind Fang. He laughs evilly, only for Blossom to slap him in the face.
"Stop being a jerk," Blossom says. "Finn, need any help?" Finn is seen struggling, but smiling.
Grim and Cow leave while Samurai Jack watches. "Where are you two going?" he asks, but they don't respond.
"No way, Blossom!" Finn says in response, "I have been in need for adventure since we left Ooo, and now is the time!" Fang starts beating Finn up. "And, since I needed a Jake, I asked Sheep to help!"
"Baa!" Fang is chewing on the sheep.
"Let go!" Finn kicks the shark in the jaw, and Sheep is released with a giant hole in his fleece.
"Baa."
Fang runs away, and Finn and Sheep greet the others with scratches on their faces. Most of them cheer at their accomplishment, and Cow and Grim return. "I have conquered shark!" Finn says.
"You did a remarkable job," Weasel starts, "Unfortunately, the shark's retreat was a warning as he will return." Everyone sighs. "Oh well, win some lose some."
"No, I'm not giving you 5 bucks!" says a faint, yet burly and strong voice from the background. The contestants take a look and see Chef and Chris arguing, and that line just came from Chef.
"Look, my conditioner budget is down the drain! I need 5 dollars for one more bottle so I have something to depend on!"
"You already have 30 bottles!"
"I know, that's why I want the cheap one!"
"Just take some money from the authentic taco budget!"
"No! I need that!"
"Fine, what about selling one of your 4 DVDs of the Hunger Games?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Just in case if one of the packages gets a spot of mud on it, I have three others. I was going to buy a fifth but this fiasco popped up!"
"Urgh, I'm done with you Chris McLean!" Chef leaves, and Chris stars angrily at him.
Chris walks over to the contestants and greets them. "I had originally planned for you guys to defuse a stink bomb as a challenge, but instead, I'm going to let you into Chef's kitchen. You have to make the most disgusting meal you can think of and make Chef puke with it. There's a twist, though, you have to make it disgusting with high-quality ingredients including white truffles, caviar, and DJ's Mama Spice, which he has gratefully handed over to Chef."
Flashback…
"NO!" DJ, who is tied up in a dark room, says. "Mama's spice stays secret!" Chef walks in with a giant knife, and grinning evilly.
"I don't think so, boy. Give…me…the…SPICE!"
"No!"
"Or I could just keep you in here forever."
"Fine, take it!" DJ hands Chef the spice from his back pocket, and Chef leaves without untying him. "Um, Chef? Hello? Anyone at all? I want my mama!"
End Flashback
"Yeah, I wonder how he did get it," Chris wonders. "So, get to it!" The contestants run to Chef's kitchen, but Finn stops Sheep.
"Hey, Sheep, want to be in an alliance? Just to make up for, you know, that giant gap in your fleece?" Finn asks him. Sheep looks around, and shakes Finn's hand. "Awesome!" They head to the kitchen.
Surprisingly, the place where their horrible meals are made has an abundance of great quality products. Courage goes over to pot that's covered. He opens it, and out comes the Cajun Fox. He screams like crazy and puts the lid back on it.
Confessional –
Courage: What the heck is that fox doing here?
End Confessional
As Samurai Jack is collecting ingredients, he notices Grim and Cow not working. "Um, what are you two doing?"
"Oh, Mr. Samurai, we're just relaxing!" Cow says, mooing after her sentence.
"But we have a challenge." Courage comes over and points to the pot with fear. "What is it, Courage?" Courage starts stuttering, and, all of a sudden, the fox jumps him.
"Time for revenge for boiling me into stew, doggie!" the Cajun Fox says as he takes Courage outside.
"Oh well, he was expendable," Grim says.
Gumball takes off his old socks and sticks it into a pot of boiling water. "Let's see you eat that, Chef!" Blossom walks over, and sees Gumball making progress. She trips him over on purpose, which causes the pot to be flung outside the window. "What the heck, Blossom?"
"Sorry, I tripped." Courage and Cajun Fox scream from outside.
"WHY DO I ALWAYS GET INJURED?!" Courage says as he walks back in, burned and bruised.
Confessional –
Chris: I asked the Cajun Fox to make an appearance in this episode so that Courage could get even more injured. What, it's fun to see.
Courage: Not funny, Chris, not funny!
End Confessional
Weasel keeps trying his slop, but he smiles every time, much to his own annoyance. "I am such a talented cook that I can't even make it disgusting." He tries adding dirt, patches of his own fur, and his own spit, but nothing works, and it still tastes fantastic. "Maybe it's just my pallet. Sheep, could you be ever so kind as to come over here?" Sheep walks over to Weasel. "Great, now can you try this?" Sheep tries Weasel's concoction, and immediately smiles.
"Baa!"
Finn is stirring up what looks like soup. He tastes it, and his lips quiver. "It's perfect!" Weasel takes a spoonful, and his mouth puckers.
"Wow, this is truly revolting. You remembered the expensive ingredients, didn't you?" Weasel asks, and Finn just face palms himself.
"Oh glob I forgot!" Finn throws out his soup, only for Weasel to bring him even more bad news.
"You could've just added the needed ingredients."
"Ugh! Cooking sucks! Sheep, come on, let's find some stuff in the woods to use." Sheep follows him outdoors, and they take a look at the fox with giant eyes that just attacked Courage. "Huh, well you don't see that every day. Whoa, check it out, poison ivy!" Sheep picks up the stuff, and starts scratching like crazy.
Meanwhile, inside, Dexter hasn't even started. Blossom goes over to him. "Um, what are you doing, Dexter?"
"I can't turn on this infernal contraption that many call an oven! Boy geniuses should not need to know how to make food!"
"Alright, I guess." Blossom walks away, but Dexter grabs her legs.
"Please, I need help!"
"We're on different teams!" Gumball is walking around with a plate of disgusting food, and Blossom trips over him on purpose once more. "Sorry, Gumball!" Gumball's food is flung right outside the window, again.
"Will you cut that out?" Gumball stomps back to his station. Samurai Jack is carefully placing his sushi, which looks like something out of a toilet, and stands back to admire his own work. He then hears weeping from in the dining area. He opens the door and notices Chef crying at the Vicious Seagulls table.
"I never get respect!" Chef continues to cry until Samurai Jack puts his hand of Chef's shoulder.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm upset because you fourteen jerks are going to force feed me crud, you're tampering with my expensive caviar, and Chris just wants to torture me!"
"Well, that's a shame because all he wants is 5 dollars, correct?"
"Yeah! And I never get any benefits! Do you think I get authentic tacos? Do you think that I get conditioner at all?"
"Um…"
"NO! I don't!" Chef says. Blossom interrupts them with a plate of mashed caviar and beets, coated with rat fur.
"There, Chef, I think this should be a good bite!" Blossom says, giggling.
Chef pushes it away. "No!"
"Come on, I need to win this challenge! For Bubbles! For Buttercup! And for Darwin!"
"Yeah I don't care about that. Now get out of here!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Darn it, I thought that would work. Come on, Chef, it's gourmet!"
"Yeah, eat it!" Chicken says, coming from the kitchen.
"Chicken?"
"Yeah, I checked out of that place when there were old chicken bones in the trash can. I'm good."
"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" they chant together.
"Come on, leave the troubled chef alone," Samurai Jack says.
"Step right up, eat the omelet that will change your life forever!" Eddy says, with a smoking hot omelet in his hands. He glares at the small, white chicken. "Chicken!"
"Eddy! Why are we shouting?"
"I still hate you!"
"Ditto!"
"Leave me alone!" Chef says, slamming the table in anger. An explosion is heard from the kitchen. "My KITCHEN!"
Dexter and Edd look wide-eyed as they stare at the explosion that they caused. "We are sorry, Chef, but I couldn't start the oven and Double D here wouldn't help me, so I built a device, but since Double D warned me that it was dangerous we fought over it and your kitchen is now in flames!" Dexter says, shivering.
"Blossom, if I eat your stupid food, can you clean this up for me?" Chef asks, and Blossom nods. He takes a bite, and immediately pukes. Not for a little bit, but continues and continues. Everyone runs out before they get sprayed with the substance.
Outside, Chris comes by with a giant, human-sized box. "Congrats, Dangerous Deer, you win a prize for the next challenge! And until Chef stops puking, I've graciously decided to give you guys a break from competing until then! So, talk it up!"
"What is the prize?" asks Dexter.
"Oh yeah." Chris opens the box, and out comes everyone's favorite crazy girl, Izzy. "They get Izzy!"
"OMG, you guys are cartoons and competing at the same time, and Izzy approves! Haha!" Izzy says. "And everyone thought I was cuckoo! Woo-hoo!"
"Yeah, good luck controlling that beast. Blossom, can you go check if Chef is still puking like crazy?" Blossom leaves, and then comes back wide-eyed.
"Yep."
"Might as well announce the next challenge. There is a bucket of slime propped over an X, and you have to squirt Chef with water from these turkey basters, or Canadian Squirt Guns courtesy of Ed, Edd n Eddy, and lead him to the X. There, one of your teammates will drop the bucket of slime onto him. Whoever does this wins immunity!"
Confessional –
Grim: Okay, that cowardly dog has to leave. I mean seriously, he always gets hurt before he can help us with challenges! Like, when the anvil dropped on his head two episodes ago, that's fine, I don't really care if it happens once, but, he basically got boiled alive and can't compete. I'm starting to think he's a jinx to our team, and maybe that's why we keep losing.
Courage: (with a body cast on him). Oh, the pain!
End Confessional
Samurai Jack leaves the group to talk to Chef, who has finally stopped, for now. "Are you okay?" The samurai gives him a towel.
"When I get my hands on that Chris, I'm gonna…"
"Relax, he will face his karma one day."
"Well, why don't we speed up the process? Heh heh!"
"Um, actually…"
"Come on, we don't have much time! He could be expecting us with his hidden cameras right now, we can't afford any setbacks! I'll grab a bunch of balloons, you can slice things open with your sword that can help us! Hurry!"
Samurai Jack sighs angrily, and then follows him. "I'm just saying that I think you are thinking too quickly."
"Shut it, revenge is the name!"
Chris sees Chef coming out of the mess hall, and presses his blow horn. "Go go go! He's right there!"
"Izzy, go!" Izzy says, leading Cow, Chicken, Grim, Blossom, and Eddy to Chef. Samurai Jack blocks Eddy's first squirt.
"What the heck, man?" Eddy asks.
"I'm sorry, team, but I need to help Chef!" Samurai Jack says, fleeing with Chef.
"TRAITOR!"
"Alright, Sheep and I will guide the rest of you dudes to victory!" Finn says, and everyone starts following the two of them. "Hey, Sheep," Finn whispers, "do you know how to find Chef?"
"Baa."
"I'll take that as a yes!"
As Samurai Jack and Chef are walking, they hear a rustling in the bushes. "Did you hear that?" Chef asks.
"Yes, it sounded strange."
"Banzai!" Eddy leaps out of the bushes and starts spraying the two. "We are going to win three times in a row, traitor!" Chef backs up, but Samurai Jack stops him when he notices the X is right behind their feet.
"Thanks, Jack, now time to teach Chris a lesson!"
"Oh no you don't!" says Izzy, with a camouflage hat on, and an evil grin to match. "Chef Hatchet is number one enemy of the Izzy!" Samurai Jack and Chef run away into the woods.
Meanwhile, Sheep and Finn have led their team nowhere. "Are you sure you two know where you are going?" Dexter asks.
"No," Finn says, and everyone stops.
"Are you saying that we are lost in the very woods of Camp Wawanakwa?" Edd worries.
"What are you worried about?"
A growling sound is heard. "Remember when Lazlo and Samurai Jack got lost in the woods?" A giant, rabid bunny attacks Sheep.
"Baa!"
"Let's get out of here!" Finn says, grabbing Sheep and heading farther into the woods. The entire team follows him, and soon there are rabid animals coming out from all over the place. One jumps right on top of Dexter's curly red hair.
"Get it off, get it off!" Dexter pleas, and then he catches a glimpse of Samurai Jack running with Chef. "Help! Help!" Edd comes back to help Dexter, but he pushes him back. "No, not you!"
"But Dexter, I've come to help," Edd says.
"No, I hate you! Get someone else!" Edd looks angry and just leaves him there.
"Hey guys, I think we are missing Dexter, and we may never find him!" Edd jokingly says, catching up to the rest of his group.
"Drat!"
Jack and Chef arrive at the mess hall, and Chef goes into his kitchen. "Keep a look out for me, samurai! This is going to get nasty." Samurai Jack stands watch, and hears Chef screaming angrily. "My kitchen! I thought Blossom was supposed to clean that up! Well, I can't get my hot sauce, so we'll have to improvise. Come with me!" Chef leads Samurai Jack to some other place, and the Dangerous Deer come by.
"They went that-a-way!" Chicken says, pointing near the lake.
"Don't worry, Izzy's got his one all under control! Ay ay ay ay ay!" Izzy does three flips in the middle of the air, jumps on top of the cabins, and leaps into the air.
"Oh boy, that looks fun!" Cow says, rolling on the ground and jumping onto the Dangerous Deer cabin, only for her to fall right through, causing a giant hole in the wall.
"Let's keep moving!" Blossom says, determined.
"What about Cow?" Chicken asks, looking worried for his sister.
"We have to win!"
"But we also have to help her!" Grim says.
"Since when did you care about Cow?"
"She seems like a nice person."
"Oh yeah, I'm nice too! I'm just saying that we can come back and get her after we win!" Blossom zooms off after Izzy, followed by Chicken, Grim, and Eddy.
As the remaining Vicious Seagulls are fleeing from the dangerous animals, they encounter Samurai Jack and Chef as Chef is filling the water balloons with water. "I wanted to use my hot sauce but I couldn't stand being in that kitchen when there's all this junk on the floor. You get what I mean, Samurai Jack?" Chef asks, and sees the samurai has pulled out his sword and is facing the opposing team.
"Don't hurt him, he's innocent!" Samurai Jack begs, but Mandy steps up.
"Give us the chef."
"No!"
"GIVE US THE CHEF BEFORE ANYONE GETS HURT!"
"Never! I'm keeping my word and my honor! He is going to avenge himself against the terror that is Chris."
Mandy punches him in the stomach. "Now give us the chef!"
"No!" Samurai Jack throws Chef in the lake. "Sorry!" Then, they start swimming away.
"Anyone want to help me follow them?" No one responds. "Gumball, come with me."
"Why me?"
"Because, you seem like a weakling, and you could use the upper body strength." Mandy throws Gumball in the water and predictably starts sinking.
"I can't swim!"
"Fine, let's wait on the beach." All of them sit down and wait patiently for the two to return.
"Should we go look for Dexter?" Gumball asks, but Mandy just shakes her head.
"He'll just slow us down." Izzy, Grim, Blossom, Chicken, and Eddy show up.
"Where are they?" Chicken asks, and Mandy points to the lake. "Great, I ain't got no time to wait for those two. What should we do?"
"Well, since we're all waiting, why don't we have a tic-tac-toe tournament?" Gumball asks, and everyone nods. "Awesome, Mandy can set up the board, Weasel can set up a fire, I'll get some marshmallows and sticks, and it can be like a giant campout!"
After a few minutes, everything is set up. Mandy and Chicken are playing against each other, Weasel is playing a ukulele, and Blossom is singing campfire songs. "You know, we should do this more often, this is fun!" Grim says.
"Can I join?" Billy asks.
"No!"
"Darn it."
Samurai Jack and Chef watch from about a football field's length in the lake. "Good, all of them are distracted, we can do this!" Chef high-fives Samurai Jack, and they start swimming away.
Unfortunately, the only one who is not occupied is Izzy, and she's been watching the two like a hawk. "Guys, they're escaping!" Everyone's attention is now on them as they try to get around the contestants. They start squirting them with their turkey basters, or Canadian Squirt Guns.
Soon, they run past the cabins, where Cow is just waking up. "Oh my, mmm, head!"
"Come on, sister, we've got some traitors to spray!" Chicken tells her, and she joins in the chase.
"Darn it, we missed Chris' control room!" Chef says. "But we can't turn back now!" Samurai Jack notices Izzy jumping from branch to branch.
"Sorry," he says as he saws off the branch that Izzy is standing on.
"Ouch!" She lands on her squirt gun, and it sprays in Samurai Jack's eyes. They both continue to run, even though Samurai Jack is blind.
"We can make a loop around the island!" Chef says. Blossom is angry.
"I can't believe Samurai Jack; he's working with the enemy!"
"Well I guess we just need to vote him off, then," Grim says, and he and Cow snicker.
"I was actually thinking about us giving Chicken the boot!" Eddy suggests, and Chicken just glares at him.
"Or maybe you!"
"Wait a second, are we actually planning our own elimination ceremony?" Blossom asks, and everyone stops arguing. "We have to win!"
"Yeah, the other team is already ahead," Grim points out, and they see the silhouettes of their competitors chasing Chef.
"Hold on, guys, I need to use the bathroom!" Cow leaves, and Supercow comes back. "Supercow al rescarte! Saltar, mis amigos!" Chicken, Grim, Blossom, and Eddy jump on top of her back. "Es hora de coger ese chef!" Cow flies them over the island and they see Samurai Jack and Chef running. She squirts milk onto them from above, and it's like giant drops of water from the sky.
"Run!" Chef warns his cohort, and they try to expertly dodge the attack. "Look, Chris' control room!" Chef pulls a bunch of water balloons from his pocket, and Samurai Jack pulls out a few staining berries that he chopped down earlier. "Chris is going to need conditioner after this!" Chef laughs evilly.
Chef slams the control room's door wide open, and starts firing water balloons at the sadistic host. Jack starts throwing the berries, and they burst on impact of the solid surface. "Ha! Hope you learned your lesson you jerk!" Chef says, only to learn that Chris isn't there. "Wait, it's a dummy!" A wooden replica of Chris is sitting down with the immunity idol on top of it. "Where. Did. He. GO?!"
Supercow busts the door down. "No se puede escapar Supercow!" She whacks her udder on Samurai Jack's face.
"Ouch," says Samurai Jack. Izzy jumps in and starts pounding Chef.
"Izzy's gone wild!"
"Oh no, we are too late," says Weasel as they finally arrive. "Hmm, Supercow is definitely an obstacle."
The view switches to Chris, who is running away from Chef.
Confessional –
Chris: I was in the control room the entire time, and I saw that they were coming for me! Did the interns help me at all? Nope! I'm on my own, so I'm running. Maybe I should've kept Mordecai and Rigby around, they'd be forced to protect me by contract.
End Confessional
Chris is still running and takes a look at the X and the bucket. "This has to end!" Chris starts climbing the tree, and complaining the whole way up. "Ugh, my fingernails!"
The Vicious Seagulls, excluding Dexter, watch in anticipation as Samurai Jack and Chef are being beaten up. Mandy has a box of popcorn. "May I have some?" asks Edd.
"Nope, this is mine," Mandy answers.
"Es hora de dejar Supercow!" Supercow says, leaving the teams. Samurai Jack has bruises all over his face, and Izzy stops.
"Now, time to win the challenge!" Chef is knocked out, and Izzy drags him to where she thinks the tree is. "Victory!" She climbs up the tree, and notices the bucket is gone, and that the X is gone as well.
"Chris here, and thanks to me being hunted by Chef, I have decided to move the X and the bucket of slime right next to my location. That is all," Chris says over intercom, knowing that Chef will be lured to find his location.
"Alright team, let's go!" Weasel says as they grab their Canadian squirt guns and head out. Samurai Jack is the last one in the control room, and then speaks to himself.
"Wait a second, both Grim and Cow leaving this morning, them relaxing during the cooking challenge, and Chef and Chris suspiciously fighting can mean only one thing. I have been set up by my previous alliance members! I need to warn everyone!" Samurai Jack catches up to his teammates. Izzy is still dragging Chef, and the rest follow. He catches glimpse of Grim, and tackles him.
"What the heck?" Grim struggles to get up.
"You and Cow set me up! You're betraying your entire team!"
Grim gets up from under him. "What are you talking about?"
"I know exactly what you did. First, you left to go bribe Chris and Chef to stage an argument. Then, Chris made challenges that would torture Chef, leading me to think that Chef was actually in peril. You also knew that I would help anyone in danger, exploited it, and made me a traitor. You also didn't care about the cooking challenge because you knew that there would be no point since we would already lose because of my persistence. Then, you sent Supercow to beat me up as revenge for quitting the alliance. And you now expect me to keep protecting Chef so we can lose!" Samurai Jack figures.
"No, we left because I told Cow a secret. The argument between them is real. I didn't exploit anything. I didn't care about the cooking challenge because I'm a good cook, not a bad one. Even though you are persistent, that doesn't mean that I would put you up as a traitor with that factor into play. I didn't send Supercow to do anything. And, I really don't care if you protect Chef or not. Finally, you just falsely accused me of betraying my team! Where did everyone go?" It turns out everyone has left. "Oh great, what do we do now?"
"We could follow them."
"In fact, I can go follow them, and you can just set yourself up for elimination you dishonorable traitor." Grim leaves to catch up, and Samurai Jack sits down with his head hung low.
Izzy and Mandy are racing, and they see the flagpole in camp with the bucket perched on top of it. "That big win is mine!" Izzy says.
"Nope, it's mine!" Mandy clenches her teeth, and so does Izzy.
"Never! Ha ha ha!" Izzy runs into a tree and drops Chef.
"I'll take that, and I don't care if you mind," Mandy tells her. Gumball catches up.
"Hey, partner, need any help?" Gumball asks.
"No, I'm going to lead you losers to victory!" Mandy, unfortunately, trips over the branch that Samurai Jack cut open, and she sprains her ankle. "Darn it, I sprained my ankle! It's up to you, Gumball!"
"Me? Oh no oh no!" Gumball fails at picking Chef up, and Finn walks by.
"Hey, man, want me to carry Chef?"
"No, I got this! I have to believe in myself!"
"What is this, some kind of sappy sitcom?"
"No, it's called confidence!" Gumball tries to pick him up with different techniques, including trying to kick him, lifting with the legs, and lifting with the back. The last one puts him in severe pain. "My spine!" Finn easily picks Chef up.
"To the flagpole!" Finn says triumphantly. "Almost there!"
"Not so fast!" says Cow, who is in the middle of jumping. She lands right on top of Finn, and this cuases Chef to roll forwards right on top of the X. "Alright, I just need to climb this flagpole!" Cow tries jumping to get the bucket, but nothing works. "What's this slippery stuff?"
"That's grease, sister!" Chicken says, noticing the greased flagpole.
"That's right, Chicken! Good job!" Chris announces as he walks up to them. "First person up there who can dump those disgusting contents right onto Chef's head wins immunity for their team!"
"I will get it down, because I AM Weasel!" Weasel announces, only to fall immediately. "This is trickier than I thought."
"Rope climbing classes, don't fail me now!" Edd announces, and doesn't even make it an inch up the pole. "My hands!"
"Move aside, Sockhead," Eddy says. He makes it halfway, and then falls back down. "Man this is hard."
"Well, it wouldn't be Total Drama if it wasn't dangerous and hard, now would it?" Chris asks jokingly.
"I can fly up there!" Blossom announces, only for Chris to shoot her down with rules.
"No flying, Blossom! I know you want to, but no flying at all!"
"Only someone with gloves that have good friction could climb up this thing, and the only one we know with gloves is, oh my!" Edd says, sweating. "I should've helped Dexter! I feel so guilty."
"What happened?" Finn asks as he gets up.
"He refused my offer to help, so I didn't tell anyone! As we speak, he is being attacked by rabid animals, and without him, we can't win."
"I'll help him," says Samurai Jack. "I'm going to be eliminated anyway, so I might as well finish my last act of kindness on this show. I'm going to help the other team!" Blossom, Cow, Chicken, Eddy, and Grim gasp. "Knowing the animals, they like the scent of sweetness, as when Lazlo and I were chased, they slowed down when they smelled berries." He pulls out the staining berries from his outfit, and squirts the juice on top of him. All of a sudden, Dexter is running for his life.
"Help!" Dexter pleas. "I need to get away, that's it, up the flagpole!" Dexter climbs up the flagpole, not even caring that there is grease all over it. On his way up, he pushes the slime bucket down, and it lands right on top of Chef. Chef finally wakes up.
"Where am I? Chris!" Chef yells, and Chris is happy.
"And with that, Dexter and Samurai Jack win victory for the Vicious Seagulls!" Chris announces, only for Chef to chase him around some more. Grim and Cow glare at Samurai Jack, but he just smiles.
"I have served my team on this show, and I am prepared for my fatal punishment, for honor," Samurai Jack says as he is attacked by the berry loving animals.
"Whatever, I just hope that the Submarine of Shame has a nice spot waiting for you," says Grim, laughing along with Cow. Courage shows up.
"Hey guys, what'd I miss?" Courage asks happily, and Grim walks up to him.
"Courage, we lost, and you need to stop getting hurt all the time, because if we lose again with a cowardly dog down, then you'll be the easy candidate to be voted off." Courage gulps and shivers.
Confessional –
Blossom: Who am I voting for? Courage. If I'm going to make my way to the top, Courage will just slow me down.
Eddy: (sitting in confessional with Chicken). Even though we hate each other's guts, we can agree on one thing.
Courage: Yep, Courage the Cowardly Loser ain't gonna be on the island no more. Heheh!
End Confessional
Izzy walks up to Chris. "Hey, Chris, I am ready to be placed on a team!"
"No, you're ready to leave, now!" A helicopter comes by and picks up Izzy.
"No one can stop the Izzy!"
"Well, no one except for that helicopter." Chris laughs at his joke. "That was good."
TOTAL DRAMA CARTOON NETWORK
Chris is standing at the campfire ceremony with six marshmallows for seven deer. "Welcome, to your fifth campfire ceremony! Before we kick things off, I am actually very shocked in these votes. Well, the first marshmallow goes to… Eddy!"
"If only this was a jawbreaker."
"Next one goes to Cow,"
"Yay!"
"Chicken,"
"Uh-huh."
"Grim,"
"Yes!"
"and Blossom!"
"Woo!"
"This is the final marshmallow, and by one vote this person is going home. I must say that this is one of the most shocking vote readings I have ever encountered, and that makes good television! Final marshmallow goes to…
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…Courage." Courage cheers, and Samurai Jack is upset. "It turns out that Samurai Jack voted for himself, who would've thunk it?"
Chef comes to take Samurai Jack away, but before he does, he says something. "This samurai right here is the definition of respect! He helped me get revenge on Chris, and even though we didn't succeed, he has been the nicest to me during this whole show. You know, if you guys gave me respect, I may put out better food! Oh, and Blossom, clean up my kitchen for Pete's sake! Thanks, Jack."
"No problem, happy to help." Samurai Jack steps in the Submarine of Shame and is taken away.
"Who will face defeat next? Find out next time on Total Drama Cartoon Network!" Chris says.
Before the show is over, a clip of Blossom cleaning the kitchen is seen, and Chef is watching her. "You missed a spot there, Blossom."
"Man I don't like being nice."
(Notes – It was pretty obvious that Samurai Jack was leaving, huh? I kind of figured it would've been, but I tried to throw in that whole Courage might be leaving thing. Please review and predict who is going to leave next.)
What did you think of the 10th episode?
(You also already know the votes, so I'm not going to say them).
Dangerous Deer – Blossom, Chicken, Courage, Cow, Eddy, Grim
Vicious Seagulls – Dexter, Edd, Finn, Gumball, I.M. Weasel, Mandy, Sheep
