Total Drama Cartoon Network

Episode 12 –

"Aftermath II: Stuck in a Closet"

"It's dark in here," says Bubbles. It is dark in the room she's in, because, thanks to I.R. Baboon setting the Aftermath Studio on fire, they are forced to have the show in a broom closet in Cartoon Network Studios.

"I are not happy!" I.R. says.

"Well, you got yourself into this mess, so get used to it!" says Jake.

"Oh, I think a found a light bulb!" Ice King tells the three. Suddenly, a sound of shattered glass is heard. "Darn it. Well, why don't we have the show in the hallway?"

"Because, they said no loitering!" Jake reminds him.

"Alright, don't get your stretchy torso in a twist! Well, you could theoretically do that, but never mind! I'm just saying that why don't we make the best of the situation."

"I are make fire!"

"NO!" Bubbles, Ice King, and Jake all scream.

"That's what got us into this mess in the first place!" Bubbles says. "Besides, what would lighting the Cartoon Network Studios on fire accomplish? Getting rid of Regular Show, Adventure Time…"

"Yeah, don't do it!" Jake and the Ice King say the same time.

"Don't worry, I are know what to do!" I.R. Baboon gets a set of papers, sticks them in the middle of the floor, and then sprays something around it. He lights the paper on fire, and everyone can finally see light.

"What the heck did you do?" Jake asks.

"I sprayed extinguisher around flame! I are genius!"

"Huh, you know how to start fires alright."

"Yep, 'cause I are genius!"

"Now we have enough light to start the show!" Ice King remarks.

"I are genius!"

"Um, can you please stop talking?" Bubbles asks politely.

"I ARE GENIUS!"

"I AM ED!" Ed says, walking into the door. "You won't believe who I saw here! Danny Antonucci came for a visit! Ha! Good times! He's like a father figure to me!"

"And this is our first guest!" Ice King starts. "Say hello, Ed!"

"HELLO ED!"

"Well, anyway, this is the second aftermath show! Woo! Anyway, Ed, a question on everyone's minds is 'Who will be the final four?' Any thoughts on that?"

"Eddy, Double D, um, Courage, and, uh, Cow!" Ed says, smiling stupidly. He then takes a look at the fire and gets distracted by it.

"What about Chicken?"

Ed stares into space. Ice King tries to snap him out.

"Um, Ed? Ed? We have a 5,000 word limit here, and usually the Aftermaths don't take that long!"

"CHICKENS BAD FOR ED!" Ed starts beating up Baboon. "NO MORE CHICKENS MOMMY! NOT FOR ED!"

"I are hurt now!"

"Stop it! Please! I don't like when people fight!" Bubbles says, crying. Ed stops.

"Sorry, former teammate, but all chickens are evil. In fact, if I won the spin off series, it was going to be called 'Ed's Chicken Hour.' Now that chickens are evil, I am happy I lost," Ed says.

"Well, up next is Samurai Jack!" Ice King says. He is the only one who is clapping. "What the heck, why are you guys just leaving me hanging?" The others start to clap. "Thank you!"

Samurai Jack walks in with his sword in hand. "Good afternoon," he says, taking a seat next to Ed.

"Whoa, how come I never really noticed you in the competition?" Ed asks. "Nice sword!"

"I'm sorry I voted you off when I learned that Chicken was the fiend. In fact, our team might as well be called the Dishonorable Deer. Cow, Grim, Blossom, Eddy, and Chicken all have evil inside of them. Courage is the only one I hope for to bring justice upon our team."

A knock on the door is heard. "Huh, maybe that's Darwin," Ice King says. He opens the door.

"OOOOOOOH!" Mordecai and Rigby say.

"Guess who just broke their contracts!" Mordecai says.

"We did! Now we can join you guys!" Rigby says, taking a seat. "What's with the fire pit?"

"I don't know how this happened, but kids and people at home, this trick doesn't work! We are cartoons!" Ice King says, warning the populous.

"We are?" asks Baboon, scratching his chin.

"Well, fine, Mordecai and Rigby, you can go ahead and take a seat. But, let me warn you, once Buttercup and Darwin arrive it's going to get mondo crowded! Well, I just thought of an awesome idea! You 5, and Mordecai and Rigby, have to guess who you think would've been eliminated from the Dangerous Deer if there was a revote and if there was elimination. Bubbles, you're up first."

"OK," Bubbles says. "I think Blossom would've been sent hoe regardless of a revote. Sorry, but she's gotten super mean since the last time I saw her. I remember before the Truth or Dare challenge, she was cheering me on. But now, she seems to be bossing everyone around!" She starts sobbing uncontrollably.

"And this why I.R. make it past Powerpuff Girl," I.R. says.

"What's that supposed to mean!"

"That means I are better than you every way!" A fight then breaks out between Baboon and Bubbles. "I thought you didn't like fighting."

"Shut up!"

"Ooh, tension!" Ice King notes. "Anyone want any popcorn? Well, too bad, I don't have any!"

"Well, can we talk about our time here?" Mordecai asks Ice King.

"Fine, go ahead, I don't care!"

"Well, we ended up only giving the executives coffee and filming new episodes. But, we convinced Teletoon to break our contracts. So, when we see Chris, we're going to have a very angry confrontation," Mordecai says. He states the last part while laughing evilly.

"That's cool. I don't really care, but… Anyway, let's say that Blossom had immunity! Yeah, what would happen if Blossom had immunity? Rigby?"

"Well, Courage, duh! He's such a loser!" Rigby says, nodding his head. "Yeah, unlike me!"

"Keep telling yourself that," Mordecai says, giggling. Rigby starts slapping him.

"Cut it off!"

"Okay, what about you, Ed?" Ice King asks.

"CHICKEN!"

"Saw that one coming. Samurai Jack?"

"Hmm, well, if the Dangerous Deer ever learn of Grim's evil intentions, then Grim, of course."

"Man, you guys are boring! All you do is pick the person on your team that you hate the most instead of making logical decisions! So, that's why I'm going to bring in a Vicious Seagull, and that's Darwin!"

Darwin walks in. "Hallo!"

"Alright, Darwin, who do you think would've been eliminated in episode 11 if it wasn't a reward challenge?"

"Hmm, I have to say Blossom!" Darwin says, then getting a disturbed look on his face. "Blossom! The exact reason as to why I fear women."

"Oh, I forgot to mention, Blossom was immune!"

"She was? Well, that explains things."

"No, you idiot! In the scenario! The scenario! Just answer the question! Between Courage, Cow, Chicken, Eddy, and Grim, who do you think would be eliminated?"

"Um, since I didn't pay much attention to the other team, I'm just going to play a game of eeny-meeny-miney-mo! And the loser is…Chicken."

"YES!" Ed yells from behind Darwin. "Chicken's going ho-ome! Chicken's going ho-ome!"

"No, Ed, this is a fake scenario," Ice King explains. "That's it, we're done with this! Introducing our last guest, it's Buttercup!"

"What's up, Chris?" she says as she takes her seat next to Blossom. "What are we doing? Saying who's going to win? Well, Blossom of course! You know, she's a strong competitor, and…"

"But she's mean!" Bubbles whines.

"Oh come on, she's just playing a game!"

"Yeah, and the reason why she's 'playing the game' is because of me!" Darwin says.

"And me!" Bubbles adds.

"And me to! But, we need to be supportive of her! I wasn't since I was on the other team," Buttercup says, crossing her arms happily. "I feel like I'm the nicest one here!"

"And finally, we have Lazlo!" Ice King says.

"Hello, everyone! After I was eliminated, Buttercup and I became friends!" Lazlo says, taking a seat. "Ooh, impressive fire, who made it?"

"I are did!" I.R. proudly states.

"This is awesome! You have a talent. It's a shame that we voted you off so early, you could've been helpful."

"Wait, that are right! You jerks voted I.R. off, even when I.R. helped with challenge! How could you, traitors!"

"Sorry, we didn't know!"

"And that's all the time we have!" Ice King states.

"What, that was only 1,400 words, Ice King!" Rigby says.

"Yeah, but this chapter was a pain in the butt to write. And also, I'm not sure if I.R.'s technique is safe."

(Okay, I know this was an extremely short chapter. But, this really was a pain in the butt to write. I'm not the biggest fan of aftermath writing, but I need them for a full 26 chapter season without having too many reward challenges. I'm also not going to proofread this because I want to upload it quickly, so if there are any problems, let me know. I originally was going to have Lazlo try to escape from the hospital, but since I didn't feel like writing that portion, this was the result. I'm sorry for the wait, but I'm in the middle of writing chapter 13. I must say, I'm barely into it and I love it already. 6 special guests are going to appear, and if you are a fan of old cartoons, the chapter is for you. Thanks for reading.)