Disclaimer: Gosho Aoyama owns Detective Conan and its concepts

Note: Heiji's childhood is going to be a two parter

Some might notice that i changed it a bit it because my original thought would be a sad depressing story but as it went on i learned it love it so its a bit happier. :D


A young 7 year old Kazuha in a yellow sundress held her father's hand as they walked into the police headquarters.

"Thanks for watching her Heizo" her father spoke

"No problem, I'm going to leave her with Shizuka and my son anyway."

He lowered himself to his daughter's height. "Now be a good girl Kazuha". She replied with a nod then he kissed her on the head sending her off with his best friend.

The car ride to the Hattori household was rather quiet except for the cool jazz that played on the radio. With the young girl in the back and the serious looking man in the front.

"Ne Oji-san, where are we going?" Kazuha asked with the innocent child-like air

"To my home, you'll meet my son Heiji." He replied gruffly

"Ohhhhh, what's this Heiji like? I think my dad told me about him once or twice. He sounds really cool!"

"He's… uh…..well…" He paused and thought of words that could describe his son. "He's kinda…A little…. Well you'll know when you see him." He finished a bit exasperated

Kazuha thought up a bunch of variations of what Heiji could be like

-A dazzling knight on a white horse?

-A handsome model?

-A geek/nerd?

-What about Indiana Jones?

-Maybe a hard rock song-writer?

-Even a poet!

Kazuha fell asleep thinking of what Heiji could be.

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Heizo shook Kazuha gently waking her up. "We're here."

"Hmm?" she rubbed her eyes, still a bit drowsy.

She hopped out of the car and waited at the front.

"Shizuka we're home!" Heizo yelled walking into the 2 story Japanese styled house (probably?)

"Welcome home dear. Who's the we?" his wife asked noticing the small girl in the doorway.

"Oh her. She's the daughter of Ginshiro. Could you watch her for a while, I need to get to work."

"Oh sure. Be careful dear." She said with a concerned voice "I hear the new serial murderer isn't kind."

"Don't worry, I got this." He kissed her goodbye and left for work

'Heizo…' She then turned to the wide-eyed curious girl at her doorstep. "Konichiwa, What's your name?"

"Konichiwa. My name is Toyama Kazuha. Age 7. First year."

"You're the daughter of Ginshiro?" Kazuha nodded "Oh, Nice to meet you Kazuha-chan, I'm Hattori Shizuka."

"Can I meet Heiji?" she asked politely

"Sure, let me call him."

The young mother called for her son which was followed by a crash and the entering of a small cinnamon-colored child. He wore a light blue sleeveless shirt and white shorts.

"What is it obaa-san?"

"Heiji, we have a guest."

Kazuha ran up to him "Toyama Kazuha, nice to meet you."

"Hattori Heiji. First year, 7 year old." He extended his hand

Kazuha happily accepted the hand. "I heard stories from my dad, you sounded really cool, but you're so young!"

He smirked "Yup that's me, not to brag. Hey Toyama ya wanna play a game with me?"

She nodded and smiled.

Shizuka watched as a new friendship was formed, maybe something even more.

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"Okaa-san we're going to play cops and robbers!" Heiji grabbed Kazuha's wrist and began to run away

"Be careful!' She yelled as the kids ran away


"You be the robber." Heiji pointed to Kazuha

"Aww, Why!" She whinnied

"Cause, I'm gonna be a detective when I grow up! So I'm gonna need practice. Pleeeeaaaase."

"Hmm, Ok I'll do it!"

The 'cop and 'robber' played a really fun game, that was until the cop tried to arrest her.

"Haha, I caught you!" Heiji held Kazuha's hands behind her back

She struggled a bit then escaped "Haha catch me again!" Then she stuck out her tongue

"Hey, that's not fair!"

Kazuha stopped running and turned to Heiji "Well, Don't cha have handcuffs?"

"No… but my Oyaji might."


"Shhhhh" Heiji whispered

"Why, there's no one here." She shrugged

"Oh, good point" he said raising his voice back to normal

They tiptoed to the drawer on the right side of the bed.

"My old man keeps spare handcuffs." He leaned over and found the discarded handcuffs. "Aha!"

"Are you sure we should do this? Isn't it stealing?" said Kazuha a little bit worried

"Don't worry, he won't notice, see how dusty they are?" Kazuha nodded "That means he never touched them for a while and I can deduce that he won't need them anytime soon."

"Wow!" She clapped her hands "That was really cool! You're like a real detective!"

"Yea! And its my duty to protect the innocent and capture the bad!" He placed the cuffs on her left hand. "And now you're caught bur-ga-lur"

"Oi! That's not fair!" she tried to run away but to avail "You cheated!"

"Nuh uh." He stuck out his tongue "And to make sure you don't run away" He clipped the other end to his right wrist.

"Hey!" She tried shaking them off. "I don't want to stuck to you forever!"

"Oi! Stop shaking them!" Heiji said, his arm moving from the girl's panic. "Oi! Hey! Kazuha!"

She stopped and stared the young detective "You called me by my first name!"

"Yea, what about it?" he said faintly blushing

"Nothing…" she also turned a bright pink. "Any who, Do you know where the key is?"

Heiji raised the chains observing it. "That's strange. Where's the button?"

Kazuha looked at him strangely. "What do you mean button?"

"There is supposed to a button that should release us"

"Oh, I think you're thinking of the newer versions. Based off your deduction earlier these are defiantly old."

"Eh!" He started panicking "How could I be so stupid! I'm going to be stuck with you for the rest of my life!"

The young boy paced around the room dragging the girl along with him.

"Hey! Oi! Heiji!" yelled Kazuha, that caught the attention of a certain young man.

They stared at each other for what seemed like forever.

"Heiji… I-I"

"Kazuha…"

"Heiji, I need to use the bathroom."

He literally fell over. "You can't be serious! Not while we're like this!"

"B-But I can't hold it!" whined back Kazuha

"I-I guess there's nothing we could do" Heiji stammered blushing a bit. "You have to pee your pants."

"EHHH! NO WAY! You're coming with me!" She grasped his hand and they ran toward the bathroom.


The kids walked out of the bathroom both bright pink with embarrassment.

"We will never speak of this ever again agree?"

"Agree."

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They walked to Heiji's room in complete silence. Kazuha plopped herself on his bed as Heiji chose to stand.

"Still what are we going to do with these" said Heiji gazing at the steel cuffs that bonded him and Kazuha

"Can't we go to your mom or something?" Kazuha got up

"No! What do you think's going to happen to me!"

"Well it must be better than being stuck to you!" She started pulling themselves out the door.

"Stop!" He started pulling on his end

Soon it turned into a tug-a-war, Heiji vs. Kazuha, going outside or not. Who will win? Are they going to go outside and get in trouble or stay inside stuck together forever?

"Oops!" Heiji had let go of his end

"Kyaaaa!" Kazuha shrieked at the sudden release of pressure

The two tumbled out the room and landed with Heiji over Kazuha. Then they argued a bit before noticing the woman in the hallway.

"Heiji." She said firmly

'Oh crap! It's that woman!' Heiji busted out in sweat "H-Hi Okaa-san."

Kazuha pushed the toddler off her. "Obaa-san, Obaa-san! Heiji chained me to him!" she ran toward the very scary woman dragging Heiji, clearly showed their 'bonds'.

"Heiji." She repeated with sternness, you could almost see the fire behind her.

The little detective was scared, nothing is more terrifying than an upset woman, even more if was your own mother.

Shizuka repeated herself one more time, with the same word. This time Heiji gave in and confessed.

"Alright! It's my fault! I went through Otou-san's stuff and found these handcuffs and chained me and Kazuha together. Now could you stop staring at me!" he crouched up in a ball.

She chuckled, her face lightened. "Oh, the joy of being a mother."

Both kids had confused expressions. What the hell it this woman thinking?

"Heiji, I never intended to rat you out. To be honest I was just calling you guys down for lunch. But what are we going to do with these handcuffs?" She held them in her hand closely inspecting them. "I'm not sure if even your father had the key to something this old."

"What!" Kazuha cried out "I don't want to be stuck to Heiji forever!"

"Me neither!"

"See, he even hates himself!"

"Why you!"

"Bleh!" she stuck out her tongue

The adult of the room face-palmed herself as the two decided to chase each other while they were handcuffed. "That's enough you two!"

The children automatically stopped and obeyed. They kinda looked like innocent puppies for a minute :3


"But how are we going to get these off" Shizuka spoke sounding a bit depressed. She sighed damping the mood even more.

*growl* Kazuha looked embarrassed "It looks I'm a bit hungry" she chuckled

"Geez, that's why girls are so hopeless." he crossed his arms *growl*. The poker face didn't disappear just turned a bit pink.

"Looks like you two are hungry" She clapped her hands together. "That's right you haven't had lunch yet. Let's go Kazuha-chan."

Heiji got angry "Hey what about me!" he yelled out

"Well you obviously have to come long Aho" Kazuha called out with a smile, her left hand out."

Heiji was a bit fazed but ran up and accepted the hand with a smile.

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They both ate their food really fast, Heiji in a rush and Kazuha a little more calm but still pretty fast. With the usual calls for seconds and the sound of the chains pulling on each other, oh let's not forget the cries of both sides when they go angry.

"Baka!"

"Pig!"

"Aho!"

"You're the Aho!"

"Bleh!"

"Bleh!"


Ok, this is part 1. Yea Heiji's childhood was sooooo long I just had to spilt it into two. I'll update it soon. :D

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