Even Though I Decided Against it, I'm Still Doing it.


A/N: I don't own Fairy Tail but I own One Piece. If you thought that I really owned One Piece then you were very wrong. I own Bleach. And by own I mean I own nothing but my laptop and underwear. Since I'm at it, I'll greet you all an advance Merry Christmas.


Everyone stood still as they didn't know how to react at all. How would you react if one of your favorite series was just a dream. After a few seconds of everyone being petrified, ear piercing sobs and yells could heard. Most of others stared at Natsu as if their lives depended on it. Natsu felt intense stares and glares (Take a drink whenever I rhyme) and he gulped. Having the angered Fairy Tail members behind him was definitely something to be scared of. He took a deep breath to let in some air because no one could live without air . "Fine, I'll do it…" he choked out in his own fear.

"Good choice" Hiro Mashima did the slow clap and slowly rose up to the sky once again. While doing so, everyone cheered and yelled hysterically. Natsu just fell to the ground and looked at the ceiling that wasn't there anymore so he was staring at the sky. "What the Hell did I just agree to!?" he mentally yelled at himself before bird poop fell onto his face "OH COME ON!"

Then the master came out of the men's toilet and looked around. His guild was in tatters and his precious children were on the floor with fear in their eyes "Okay, LOL, YOLO, what did I miss?" he spoke in an urban American accent or a should I call it, a gangster accent.

Laxus face palmed "Grandpa how many times have I told you that saying those out loud isn't cool. I can't even say them out loud!" he was always one to get embarrassed because of how his grandfather gets influenced by television easily.

"Laxus, you ain't got nothing on your grandpa's SWAG"

"Someone, shoot me" said Laxus while hiding his embarrassed face with both hands.

The master ignored his grandson's complaints and just walked towards Natsu who was waiting for his mark to be taken off with a bored expression. The fact that Makarov was old and every step he made took a minute didn't help kill the bored man's boredom. Since the Master was ten steps away… you do the math. Natsu just yawned and everyone else joined him.

The master stopped walking once he was face to face with the bored boy who willingly let the old man take away his tattoo. And in a blink of an eye, the red mark of his shoulder disappeared.

"I want to see a stronger man once I come back…" Makarov did the Fairy Tail finger sign, where he only put up his index finger. Then he slowly but surely shoved it up the inside of his nose.

"Master!"

"Sorry… it was a big one…"

Natsu took his bag from the ground which is in this story because of my inability to think of anything else for him to do at this point and please don't ask where the bag is from because I don't know either "Don't worry gramps. When I come back, I'll be a ninja!" he enthusiastically said and gestured ninja signs that ninjas do "Or maybe even Hokage!"

"No sorry, that's already been taken"

"What-?" he scowled "Then I'll a pirate!"

"Taken" everyone in the guild said in perfect unison.

"A death god?"

"Taken"

"A mage?"

"Okay stick with that" the Master said and gave a wink and thumbs up. Natsu gave the master the same wink and thumbs up, leaving both of them winking and giving thumbs up to each other in the middle of the crowd while they sparkled because the sun was above them and there wasn't any ceiling, they looked like total idiots and gay vampires because real vampires don't sparkle, only gay ones do.

"Oh, but before you leave you need to find the key to the underground passage so you could use that way to exit" Makarov beamed at the confused boy.

He scratched the back of his head and arched an eyebrow up "Why?" he mumbled "You do know there's a giant door behind me and a giant hole in the ceiling that I could take" he pointed at the giant door behind him and the giant hole in the ceiling that Mashima made.

"Boy! This isn't some anime or manga where you use a door, son, this is Fairy Tail. In Fairy Tail we waste our energies looking for keys to secret passages and use those secret passages. If you want to use a door you could just go to some other anime or manga"

"The author just wanted to stretch the story didn't she" Natsu muttered.

"You've become a smart boy Natsu" Makarov beamed.

He clicked his tongue and admitted his defeat "So where's this key?" Natsu asked without taking that much interest in it "I want this over with quickly"

"It's with one of the characters"

"Which one?"

"I don't know, how should I know?"

"So you're saying I'll have to search for the character in this guild who has the key?"

"Yes, and you'll have to take Lisanna and Lucy"

"What? Why?"

The master cleared his thought "Because the author made Lisanna and Lucy as main characters in this story so she doesn't want to get in trouble, so Lucy and Lisanna need more time on this story of the holders of this site might explode and shoot everyone"

"God Damn Author…" Natsu sighed "Fine, I'll do it…"


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Lucy put both of her hands on both of the sides of her waste "There are tons of characters in this guild, who do we even start with?" she sounded annoyed by the way her voice was ringing and her eyebrows were both furrowed in an inhuman kind of way.

"Who should go first Natsu?" Lisanna asked.

"Yeah, you are the guy here with the problem" said Lucy.

Natsu looked around him and just wanted to ask the closest person first. The three of them happened to be at the bar and if you were there, the closest person would be the barmaid and we all know who Fairy Tail's beautiful barmaid is. "Let's ask Mira."

Mira came jumped up from behind the bar "Do you want some love advice, Natsu?" she had anime hearts on her eyes and she looked excited for something and Natsu didn't know what.

"No… I just need the key, do you have it?" Natsu asked awkwardly.

"The key to Lucy's heart!?" yelled Mirajane happily "The key is within you! You just need to kiss her roughly against a wall then throw her to your bed and-"

"MIRA!" Lucy and Natsu yelled together with red faces and a laughing Lisanna behind them.

"Just tell me where the key is!" yelled the demanding dragon slayer.

"-Then Lucy would be moaning out your name, ah, I should really make an account on and make some Rated M NaLu!"

"MIRA!" Lucy and Natsu yelled together with red faces and a laughing Lisanna behind them.

"I know you both like it…"

"Why would we like people making stories of us… making… love?"

"Because seeing your OTP doing it is better than heaven" Mira began to squeal.

Lisanna took hold of both Natsu and Lucy's shoulders and shook her head as if it was a sign showing that what they're doing is useless "Mira is the matchmaker of every of every Fairy Tail fanfic. Why don't we just ask her again later?"

"Yeah…" Natsu muttered as he stared at the fangirling Mirajane.

"Why don't we ask Elfman?" Lucy pointed at the man sitting a stool away from them "He doesn't seem to have anything better to do with his life" face it, this character has nothing to do but yel. But Lucy didn't say that out loud because Elfman and Lisanna would double team her and she wouldn't stand a chance.

"Sure!" Lisanna smiled.

Even though Lucy was the one who suggested, Natsu would still be the one to ask. He didn't even know why he let himself be a slave to this two, they were supposed to be fighting to the death for him but now they're laughing at him. He whispered to himself "Plot twists are a pain at the ass, Natsu"

"Hey Elfman, where's the key?" he asked the man who was sitting on the barrel.

"MAN"

"What?"

"MANLY, MAN, MANLINESS, MANLY MEN, MAN, MEN, MEN, MEN!" he chanted the same words over and over again "Hey Natsu, don't you think the amount of times Hiro Mashima and fanfic authors make me say man and men make me sound a little gay"

"Of course not" Natsu smiled "It makes you sound very gay"

"Well" Lucy began "Not unless Mashima makes ElfEver canon"

"Yeah" Lisanna agreed.

"Wait, back to the question! Where are the keys!?"

"I'm a man, I'm a man who doesn't know where the keys you're talking about are, I'm a man who wants to be left alone because that's manly so I'm a man ordering you to leave!"

"Okay, so it's not Elfman who has the keys…" Natsu muttered, walking away from the gigantic man as the two girls followed him to where he was walking to but he didn't quite know where he was walking to either. He just began walking and asking random characters, he even asked the most minor of characters until he had no one left to ask anymore.


"No one in the guild has the key" Lucy explained to the master.

"We asked every character, from Gray to Max" said Lisanna.

Before the angry Natsu could yell at the master and complain, the small elder man was crying like how he was when he had to kick out Laxus from the guild. In other words, he was crying his eyes out and there was snot bursting out of his nose. Don't worry, most old men cry like this. The sudden breakdown of the master made the three panic.

"What's wrong master!?" Natsu pat the back of the crying man and he just continued to bawl his eyes out with the streaming liquid. The two worried girls whispered comforting words to the crying man, words like "It's okay" or "Don't cry"

"Y-You haven't asked every character" the master hiccupped in every word and sniffer "You haven't even asked me yet!"

"Oh, right…" Natsu gave an apologetic smile "My bad" but then he got snapped back into reality to realize something important "Wait! You had the key the entire time! You said you didn't know!"

"Natsu… I'm allowed to lie, you know"

Natsu felt like punching something again. He was tricked into walking around the entire guild, asking them if they had keys. He must've sounded like an idiot…

"Just give them to me"

"I don't have them"

"WHAT!? THEN WHO DOES"

"They don't exist"

"WHAT!?"

"There isn't even a secret passage"

"Then why-?"

"The author wanted to stretch the story…"

"YOU'VE GOTTA BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!"


"Hey! Where the Hell is the dude who will help me train!?" Natsu was at the front entrance of the Guild. He was yelling at the random people walking by and they would whisper to each other or they would fixate glares at him, they al thought the same thing "Why the Hell is his hair pink?"

"Hey Blondie, I'm here" that voice instantly caught Natsu's attention. He turned his head just to see a blonde that wasn't Lucy. In front of him was Sting from Sabertooth. Natsu's jaw dropped and once Sting saw him, he did the same thing.

He pointed Natsu "You're not blonde! You're not Lucy!"

"So you're the dude I have to train with!?"

"What!? It's not Lucy! No fair, Rogue got to hang out with Lucy, but I have to stick with Natsu-san!? No way! I want the big boobies!" Sting continued to complain.

"Whatever! Let's just leave here and train!" Natsu was too annoyed by the fact that this man kept on complaining and the fact that he had to train with this man. He just walked on ahead of the blonde with his arms folded behind his head

"Wait! We need to do something before that!" Sting grabbed his shoulder and people around them began to whisper and stare because it's not everyday you see a blonde man grabbing a pink haired man's shoulder and yell that they need to do something. But, Natsu did look back at him and they both looked at each other with irritated expressions.

Sting's face softened and turned red "Since you're sorta like… Lucy's replacement… my script says I have to hug you"

"Hell no!"

"…"

"…"

"…" The people stared at the two men standing in the middle of the street who stood there with no expressions and no movements.

"Just kidding!" Natsu smiled "Give me a hug, Stingy bee!"

"Yay!"

The two gave each other kiddy hugs and smiled. Everyone around them clapped as if they were Mirajane and Rogue was watching and all he could say was "My eyes…"

"Wow!" Lector exclaimed in a jokingly way "I call it NaSti!"

"That sounds nasty!" Frosch joked then both laughed uncontrollably.

Rogue looked at them with narrowed eyes "That joke was so horrible that I want to shoot myself but I agree that seeing that is nasty" he looked at Natsu and Sting who had their arms secured around each other, both of them had a smile on their face like this was something they do everyday but this was definitely weird not unless you're a boy love fan/Fujoshi.


A/N: I hope it's okay... who am I kidding, of course it's okay. Since this is the part where I reply to the reviews I'll try not to be crazy and all, I'll try to be a nice little girl.

KlaudiaMikazuchi- Wow you called me a genius, that's like the first time I've ever been called that by someone other than my mother (TAKE A DRINK!) but in a serious note, thanks. I'm really happy I made you smile, I feel like a… a… a clown! My dream as come true! If you want, you can join me in being a clown :3

Bayz Sparrow- I like how you type dog, dawg. I'm sorry for my inability to be serious orz. But thanks. I'll take the calling it crazy as a compliment. And wow you seem to like animals. You said cow and dog in one review! I salute you man or woman :D