You're practically dragging Spock through the halls to the bridge. You know that the majority of people who you see constantly will be there so its the best place to do this. He quickens his pace and catches up to you.
"What're we doing James?" You stop right out side of a door to the bridge. He absolutely seems lost.
"Proclaiming our love to the entire ship." You hit the button and walk in, dragging him again, but rather loudly this time, to draw attention to yourselves. You slam a few buttons in front of Sulu and broadcast a stream of this to the entire ship. You drag your boyfriend over to your captains's chair, and motion to it. "Spock, sit."
"What? But James that's your chair. And I'm not a dog." If you two didn't already have all everyones eyes on you, you did when he called you by your first name instead of 'Captain' as he used to.
"Sit." You say more forcefully this time, hoping he'll just sit in the goddamn chair. He complies, and you sit on his lap. As quickly as he tenses up at this he relaxes, and you pull his face in for a huge kiss. A kiss like none you two have shared in your, what, three hours of being a couple? The bridge goes dead silent except for the sound of the two of you making out. Before the kiss is over you can hear Bones screaming as he runs onto the bridge.
"Dammit Jim, what the hell?" Not his usual turn of phrase, but it sounds pretty appropriate. You take your time to finish the kiss, right in front of your best friend and the entire rest of the crew, before pivoting on Spock's lap to face the screen.
"This is your Captain speaking. If you weren't already paying attention, you need to be now. I have some very important news to announce." You pause to wait for anyone, most likely in engineering, who wasn't paying attention to begin with, but that's a huge mistake.
"Why the hell don't you tell your best friend this HUGE news first, huh Jim?"
"Calm down Bones, you'll hear just as soon as everyone."
"Spock got to know first." There's a collective 'ooooh' from Chekov and, well just Chekov, it seems. You've got just the right come back to that one, though.
"A little jealous, are we 'bestie'?" You look at Bones with a grin on your face nothing can wipe off, then laugh and whip your head back around and plant a big slobbery kiss on Spock's cheek, making him tense up again. He soon relaxes and you direct your attention back to the screen. "Like I was saying, listen up. Myself, Captain Kirk am in love with and in a relationship with Commander Spock. Kirk out." You motion to Sulu to shut the transmission. You get up off of Spock and help him stand, just so you can hold his hand in front of Bones some more.
"Jim can we speak in private?" Oh this guys too funny today. What's he so mad about, anyway? It's your personal life, you don't care if he thinks he knows you better then you do, he doesn't. You'll have time to yell at him later, though. Right now you turn your head and gaze into Spock's eyes, silently asking if you can go, before vocalizing what Spock must've been thinking about.
"I don't think Bones'll try and make a move, baby. I'll be back in a few minutes." Spock nods and you smile as you kiss him passionately again, in front of Bones, this time causing him to verbally gag. How the heck is this guy even a doctor? You digress and lead Bones to your quarters to talk. The trip there is silent.
As you shut the door Bones explodes. "What the hell Jim? This is awful sudden, don't you think?"
"Yeah. So? I like him, big freaking whoop." You say this a little too nonchalantly and it sends Bones off the handle.
"YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY START BEING GAY I MEAN WHAT THE HELL JIM I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT THIS TODAY HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DATING WHAT THE HELL JIM?" You haven't seen Bones this angry in a long while, better tread lightly.
"I've kinda liked him ever since I got lost in that wasteland a while back... And we've been dating, um," you glance at the clock on the wall, "I'd say a little over three hours now." Bones' jaw just drops. He stares at you in disbelief as you just kinda shrug. You don't see what the big deal here is, and screw the rest of your crew, you're the captain you can do whatever you want.
"Wow, okay then. I have nothing else to say. It's your personal life, just don't mess up too bad or it's gonna be a long five years for the lot of us..." Bones walks away as he trails off, seemingly worrying about what'll happen if the two of you break up or get into a huge fight. Obviously that would suck, but it won't effect anyone else because everyone else at the moment is strictly in a business relationship with the two of you. You can't help but wonder how much hell life would be if that ever does happen. You can just imagine Spock sneaking up on you randomly in the halls and doing that Vulcan thing he does, and just leaving you there. In the middle of the hall, at least once a day until you make up. That adorable, depressing, kind of worrying thought aside, you walk out of your room to find Spock just outside the doorway. He backs you up into the room and tries to shut the door with his foot but has some troubles and has to turn to do so with his hand. You giggle like a school girl. Wait? What? Did you really just, no, could you have? You don't have time to think about this as suddenly Spock turns back around and kisses you with so much passion and lust you just stop all train of thought and kiss him back. Then you do something you've always wanted to do. You ruffle that damn perfect hair of his. He doesn't skip a beat. You do, however through him off balance and the two of you fall to the floor.
"My bad."
