Kurogane walked in, and found Fay in the bedroom. He was strewn out on the bed smirking. Kurogane climbed on top of him, sticking his tongue into Fay's mouth. Kurogane stuck his hand up the dress and started to stroke and press on Fay's hips. Fay started to kiss his neck.

"Did you sew for me today?" Kurogane asked.

"What?" Fay looked up.

"What the hell is he going on about? I'm trying to have sex, not a conversation,"

"I asked you to sew that pattern Sakura like on the new curtains. Did you do that?" Fay looked a little annoyed.

"No, I didn't," he was about to start kissing him again, when Kurogane cut him off, asking,

"Were you feeling ill? Is that why you didn't sew today?" Fay looked confused, but then he smirked, and answered,

"Mm, I need a check up. I need to be held by you. Make me feel better," They continued making out.

"He thinks this is a game," thought Kurogane. "He has no idea that I actually expected something of him,"

"I'll go get our thermometer," Fay slowly dragged out the reply of,

"Better hurry," and smiled.

"Do you have any pain anywhere?" Kurogane asked as he took out a large thermometer. The largest they've ever come across, in fact. The long metal tip was extremely round. Kurogane remembered smirking when he found it. Fay had sent him to the store to buy a thermometer. He had his arms wrapped around Sakura and was practically begging him, even though he knew he would go out for him no matter what. Sakura's face looked drained now that she had promptly vomited after refusing to eat. Fay cuddled her on the bed. Kurogane told him that he'd bring her back plenty of medications for her to try, and he had also promised Sakura to bring her whatever she would like to eat once some more time passed and she thought she could digest something. That was a bit of a lie, though. They made her drink something, even if it was just soda, before she fell asleep. They also forced her to have about half of her lunch the next day, despite her pleading that they just let her be so that she wouldn't throw up any more. Fay spoon-fed her in bed, of course.

When he found that thermometer, he instantly knew Fay would love it…for himself. He put it and a second, more reasonably sized rectal thermometer, in the cart. Once Sakura was feeling well enough that Fay decided to let her sleep by herself, Kurogane surprised him with it as he locked the door for their much needed night alone. They'd both been extremely stressed and desperately needed to just fuck each other.

"I think I might be getting the stomach flu. You should probably keep me on this bed and rub my tummy before it gets worse. Also, my heart's beating really fast," Fay continued talking as slowly and sensually as he could, "Much too fast…"

"You poor thing," Kurogane sat down up against the headrest with his legs spread. "Alright, honey, you know the drill," Fay crawled over in between Kurogane's legs and sat down on his knees, leaning up against and kissing Kurogane. Kurogane reached up Fay's dress and slowly pulled his underwear down around his thighs. Kurogane continued to kiss Fay as he ran his finger along his asshole. He picked up the thermometer between his right thumb and finger. Fay opened his legs wider and stuck his ass out. Kurogane spread Fay's already wide-open and ready hole with both hands, and slipped the metal in. He only allowed it to poke out of Fay's bottom a slight bit. They both wanted it inside of Fay's rectum, but Kurogane was in no way interested in the risk of loosing it there, and hurting him trying to finger it out. In the past, they had also considered just leaving it in there, but leaving metal inside of your partner could definitely make them sick, so it seemed best to try and avoid that.

"Oh, god," Fay moaned as he fought his tongue into Kurogane's mouth. Kurogane squeezed and rubbed Fay's butt. He slipped a hand around to Fay's balls and started to give them attention, too. Fay was barely kissing him anymore. He was too busy panting. Kurogane ran his hand up and stroked the tip of Fay's penis before getting his head under Fay's dress. He clutched Fay's bottom again and licked at his ball sack. Fay was letting out high-pitched moans like a teenage girl who had never been touched before, and he was loving every second of it.

"It has been a while since we've had sex…" Kurogane thought. "But I guess he's always loud and easily excited, so I shouldn't feel too bad about it,"

"Beep. Beep. Beep." Kurogane twirled out the thermometer, sat back and looked at it. Fay collapsed into him, shaking from excitement. He buried his face into Kurogane's chest.

"Fay,"

"I love you so much," he heard Fay's muffled chirp.

"Fay. I think we both knew before I got the thermometer what your body temperature is," Fay was just cuddling and making happy noises. "You aren't sick,"

"Oh~ you think I'm faking? You haven't even listened to my heart. I told you that it was beating waay too fast," He got up and ran to get the stethoscope with his underwear between his thighs. He bent over with his legs spread as he got into the drawer. Kurogane enjoyed the view and decided to let Fay play some more. Fay sat back down on his knees, handing the equipment over. Kurogane unzipped the back of Fay's dress and exposed his chest. Fay sat and smiled as he pushed the cold metal onto Fay's chest and ran it over Fay's nipple. Instant perkiness. He fell into Kurogane's arms again and let him push the stethoscope onto his back. Then, he snuck it down under Fay's dress and pushed it up against his balls. More feminine sighs, with the occasional deep one mixed in. Then, Kurogane gently pressed on Fay's shoulder, wanting him to get off of him so that he could look into his eyes. Fay zipped his dress back up so it wouldn't fall off. He wanted Kurogane to see how pretty it looked on him for a while more. Kurogane hesitated as he looked into Fay's bright, cheery eyes and saw his sweet smile anticipating what he would say next.

"This is all to keep him smiling more often," Kurogane told himself.