Deadpool Bustin' Balls: Chapter 2: A bird in one hand equals a chimichonga in the other!
"Why won't you help me GR? I'll give you more coal for your heeeaaadddd!" Deadpool tries to bargan
"You know I don't like that damn nickname Wilson!" Ghost Rider yells
"Oh I get it! DAMN! He's ghost rider! HEHE! He damns people!" Deadpool's brain says
"Well that's why we want him to help us kill Spawn! Wait, he damns people too!" Deadpool says
"No he kills them and then uses his cape to masturb..." Deadpools brain gets interupted
"Woah, I'll see you later buddy! We don't talk about other men's habits around flame skull man!" Deadpool says to his brain
"Wait, are you sure he's not the zombie human torch?" Deadpool's brain asks
"Now that I think about it..."
"You want me to help you kill Al Simmons?" Ghost Rider asks
"Who's Al Simmons?" Deadpool asks
"He is Spawn you idiot! Why would you want him dead anyway? I personally like the guy." Ghost Rider says
"WE KNEW HE WAS GAY!" DP's Brain says
"No,no we didn't. Do we even know what gay means?" Deapool asks his brain
"Nope! But we know what the Canadian national anthem is!" Deadpool's brain replies
"IM NOT GAY WILSON! NOW EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Ghost Rider says as flames shoot up violentley from his skull
"Well when you put it like that." Deadpool says neviously "I might've...sort of...kind of...stole sveral of his guns...in fact all of them...especialy the ones with the female outlines on them!"
"Wade...you've done a lot of stupid things throughout your life. This should be the one that finally ends you." Ghost Rider says
"Yeah...so can ya' help a poor canadian who's down on his luck?" Deadpool asks with a familiar grin on his face
"No." Ghost Rider says
"DAMMIT!" Deadpool says to himself
"It's okay man, lets go back home and play ET on the atari 2600!" Deadpool's brain says
"We don't have Atari!" Deadpool yells
"But we do have the fire panties!" Deadpool's brain says
"Actualy...maybe we can use those against SPAWN!" Deadpool says
"YEAH! But wait...can't he resist fire?" Deadpool's brain says
"Not vaginal underwear fire!" Deadpool answers
Ghost Rider then loudly rides off on his motorcycle not being able to stand Deadpool's nonsense.
"...Well shit, he should've stayed around for the fire panties!" Deadpool says
Next Time: Enter SPAWN!
