Last Time In DPBB! Deadpool had an encounter with Spawn, and the slayer of demons nearly beat DP into a bloody pulp! But our merc with a mouth got back on his feet and gave spawn a blast from the deadly fire panties! After telling One Hell of a Night to go F******** himself, Deadpool and Spawn were ready to go back at it! Also since this was nearly two months in the making (sorry!) this is going to be a grand chapter of stupidness! So lets watch our favorite sociopath duke it out with one of the most angry anti-heroes in comics!
"Hey, hey green eyes...hey...hey green eyes! You look like that guy on the Disturbed albums...hey...hey...hey..." Deadpool annoyingly taunted Spawn
Pissed off and ready to kill DP again Spawn took out a massive RPG (missle launcher for those of you who think spawn just pulled out a copy of FFVII). Deadpool's eyes widened and around his feet you could see a puddle of what appeared to be yellow...oh god he's really scared isn't he? Well Spawn's finger was on the trigger and Deadpool needed to find a quick way out. What could he possibly do!? Will this be the end of him!? OH THE HUMANITY! Poor Deadpool! OH WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A CRUEL, CRUEL , WORLD!...
While my other narrator friend was ranting Deadpool could only repsond with this, "Man this guy is just craazyy! Of course I'll survive this! I've got the power of being awesome, cunning, quick, and I also have a strange ability in which I can fart out copies of "To Kill a Mocking Bird"."
"But Spawn pulled the trigger and Deadpool was engulfed in a firey explosion of ..." "OH NO! POOR DEADPOOL! OH GOD! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?" "DUDE GET AWAY FROM MY MIC!" "BUT HE WAS SO YOUNG!" "GET AWAY FROM THE F&(T%%$ MIC!"
While our two narrators sort this out I will be taking over as the new temporary narrator. Hello my name is One Hell of a Night, and I'll be picking up where the others left off.
Deadpool had been caught up in a giant firey explosion. His body was melting at an alarming rate, of course it would be if DP hadn't escaped using his teleportation belt. However Deadpool had teleported himself to Spawn's alleyway in New York City.
"OH BOY! It's New York City! Spiderman told us not to come here anymore but whatever his Spider-ass is Spider-grass to me. So how am I going to defeat ?" Deadpool asked himself. "Well I think you could go grab a cross and stab him with it." DP's brain suggested. "No, that would be too cliche'. However now that I think about it, the cross was technically a torture device back in the day which means that...wait...OMG! That means that people are technically wearing torture devices around their necks!" Deadpool shouted with glee. "So does this mean our cult can have a necklace with an electric chair as a symbol!?" Deadpool's brain asked. "We have a cult?" DP asked. "Yeah, it's called Deadpoolicious!" DPB adds.
"Found you..." a familiar voice called out from the shadows. "Methinks it's Spawn the Sad Shaft, and methinks he's right behind us, methinks we should run...METHINKS!" DPB yells in terror!
Well DPB methought right as Spawn pulled out a gatling gun and went beserk on DP's ass. Firing in all directions while DP swiftly dodged every bullet Spawn fired at him quite literaly like a ballroom dancer. Dancing to such hits as, "Bullet-Dodge Avenue", and the always classic, "No Time For Bullets, I've Gotta Dodge", all of these hits can be yours when you buy the soundtrack: "Sawnac Buttsecks:The Christmas Album of Deadpool's Bullet Dodging" (available wherever albums are sold).
"Are we buying that soundtrack by the way?" DPB asked while DP was still dodging. "I don't know it has the Justin Beiber & Taylor Swift cover of "Bullet,Bullet,Bullet" on it. DP answers. "My GOD! One Hell of a Night hates them!" DPB adds. "That's why we let him write about us." DP tells his brain. "I thought it was because of the 3 hookers a night deal he offered us." DPB adds. "Oh yeah, that too."
Fortunatley for DP Spawn ran out of ammo, so DP took off like a rocket! Rolling around at the speed of sound, he had places to go, he had to follow his rainbow! He couldn't stick around he had to keep moving on and...wait I feel like I might get sued for that... After long instances of running, weeping, crying, eating, sleeping, drinking, talking with BOB (An agent of Hydra), smelling, cooking, devouring, and consuming Deadpool got far away from Spawn... or so he thought. It turns out that he only ran about 19 feet away from his previous location. Whoops.
"You know OHOAN...you're an ass." DP said to mysel...hey! Come back here and say that to my face you sack of sh...
Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse the two other narrators joined in the chaos. Hello I'm the 4th narrator, my name is RebeliousShays. Even though I have no idea what Deadpool is I'll try my best to narrate. So after a huge epic fight between the 3 other narrators and Deadpool we return back to the main plot and...
END!
One Hell of a Corner:
Oww, hello everyone. It's me One Hell of a Night, I'm still recovering from my injuries given to me in that epic fight I had back there. So I hope you liked this new instalment of my mediocre series. This was a big effort considering I screwed up on spelling a bunch of times and had to re-spell some words. I guess I'm just off my game a little but it's nothing worth worrying about.
So recently, (as of last month) I recived over 400 veiws (in total of legacy veiws) for this story! WOW! I mean WOW! Thank you all so much! Last month was also my record of highest veiw count (standard). So once again thank you very much and I'll see you on my next chapter!
