Busting Balls Episode VI: Deadpool Gives OHoAN an Aneurism

When we last left our red-costumed merc with a mouth he was dodging bullets with the worst soundtrack ever playing in the background. He jumped over ledges, climbed many trees, and went home to watch some pay per view…..actually no that was a dream I had last night. Well regardless Deadpool's in hot water, Spawn is pissed off, and I think I need to get this arc over and done with so here we go. Here's DEADPOOL: BUSTIN' BALLS CHAPTER 6!

"A distant ship smoke on the horizon…. OH GOD BULLETS! You're only coming through in waves….JESUS! OH GOD, OH GOD! Your lips move but I can't hear what you're say… DUDE THAT WAS MY KNEE! THAT WAS MY ASSASSINATING KNEE!" Said Deadpool in agony as Spawn shot him repeatedly.

"I'm tired of this Wilson. Now just give me my damn guns back! You have no business stealing my weapons or being in my alley! Now surrender or go meet Malbogea in HELL!" Said Spawn in complete rage.

"But if I do that than how is the plot going to advance? I've got nothing. Unless this turns into a hentai fic…. Yeah I've got nothing." Deadpool remarked. "Do you think we could go back in time and tell Bea Arthur just how much we love her?" DP's Brain Asks. "YES the ultimate confession! Will Deadpool ever confess his feelings? Will the favorites count go up at all? WILL ONE HELL OF A NIGHT GROW A PAIR AND GIVE US SOME SEX SCENES!?... NO….. No he won't." Deadpool says in disappointment. "OW! GOD DAMN IT! STOP SHOOTING ME THERE! WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT THAT KNEE!?' Deadpool said after getting shot by Spawn again.

"Guns, give to me. NOW!" Spawn yelled. "You know what I have a question. If you answer it correctly I'll give you your guns back. Do we have a deal? Mr. SadShaft?" Deadpool bargained with Spawn. Spawn could only sigh, "Fine, but if you're pulling something stupid I'll shove your head up your own ass."

"GREAT! Okay let me think for a minute." Deapool said as he put his fingers on his chin. "I had no idea we could think for that long. Did you buy more RAM?" DP's Brain asked. "No but I've been meaning to." Deadpool replied. "Hurry up Wilson." Spawn said impatiently. "Alright here it is. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Deadpool asked. "African or European?" Spawn asked back. "Well I don't know that." Then Deadpool was launched 30 feet into the air and landed into a river.

When Deadpool resurfaced Spawn had picked up his weapons and had gotten out of there. "You know Monty Python, your jokes are sinister." Deadpool said to himself. "Well it was a good question. Better than the other one we had." DP's brain added. "Oh yeah I remember. "Will Spongebob ever have good writing again?" Deapool asked nobody. "The answer is no." DP's brain answered.

So Deadpool walked back home; and by that I mean he stopped at a local strip club. He was quickly kicked out however due to the fact that he wanted a free lap dance and held a gun up to the bar tender's head. So Deadpool officially decided to head home for real this time. On his way he noticed a building with a giant sign that said One Hell of a Night Headquarters. He went inside and was amazed. It wasn't like any other corporate building he had ever been in before. The flowers were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. "This is amazing! Except there are no pictures of Bea Arthur or Psylocke in here." Deadpool said in slight disappointment.

"Would a Mr. Pool come to Mr. Hell of a Night's office please? One Deadpool to Mr. Hell of a Night's office please." A lady said on the intercom.

"Alrighty! Let's go bust his balls!" Deadpool said with a giant grin on his face. "You know we entered this place with absolutely no hazards or security waiting for us. This is a plot hole so big that it stands out from all the others. That says quite a bit." DP's brain says. "Don't worry bro we got this. He's only 17 for crying out loud he's about as smart as a newborn turtle." Deadpool explained. "Which kind of turtle African or European?" DP's brain asks. "Oh shut the hell up." Deadpool says in an angry tone.

When Deadpool reached the door he opened it and saw OHoAN sitting at his desk. On his left Deadpool could see Inner Moka Akashiya in a guard uniform looking at him with anger in her eyes. On his right he saw Seras Victoria with a rocket launcher in hand staring straight at the wall with her hands at her sides almost as if she was under military command. "Deadpool my friend take a seat! You bastard man you sit right down!" OHoAN said in a strange tone of happiness. Deadpool took his seat and was face to face with OHoAN himself. "Now Deadpool my buddy, my pal, my friend, you are a-ma-zing! You are big business here! Damn it man I haven't seen such a good actor ever since my days in Avenue Q! Now I have a proposition for ya'. I want you to blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah….." Deadpool fell asleep while OHoAN was raving.

When Deadpool had entered his dream world he was falling in a fiery pit filled with fire and evil. OH NO! But then Deadpool landed on a platform made of rock and looked around. "Methinks we're in the physical representation for the scripts of MLP and SpongeBob. It's hellish and terribly generic. Not to mention this fire is annoying." Deadpool said to himself. But before Deadpool could make more jokes about the MLP fan base he heard a familiar voice. "Alright you little bitch prepare to die…. GODDAMN IT NOT YOU AGAIN!" The low growly voice called out as a man stepped into the room. "Oh hey Freddy! What's up bro! Dude I didn't see you at the "My Face is Irregular" convention last month. I missed you!"

End of Chapter 6.

One Hell of a Corner:

THAT ARC IS FINALLY OVER! NOW I CAN WRITE ABOUT OTHER THINGS! YAY! Oh my bad, hello everyone its OHoAN here to give you an awesome update or breakdown. Okay so here's your March instalment of Bustin' Balls. Pretty cool and long right? I thought I'd fill this one up with as many good jokes and references I could possibly think of. So I hope your reference wants are finally met. Plus I got the chance to put Moka Akashiya in my story for once. Also….. I HAVE MICROSOFT WORD INTALLED! Now I will never misspell anything ever again! For those of you who were fed up with horrible grammar those issues are a thing of the past! So once again I hoped you enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you in the next instalment!