Bustin' Balls 8: An Iced Coffee With Cream and Three Equal...Make That Caramel

We here at OHoAN studios would like to apologize for this late update. So please enjoy this sexy scene featuring anime Lady Deadpool and Harley Quinn...wait what's that? Okay so my assistant Craig here says that we can't do anything sexy here. So how about an adventure starring the merc with a mouth?

"Okay, so much s**** just went down while we were gone. E3...and E3..." DP said.

"Yeah... so did anyone else here think that Microsoft just got it's own ass handed to it by Sony and Nintendo?" Brain remarked.

"Luckily I was able to get a free version of the PS4 on the pirate bay!" DP said with a snicker. "I like to imagine that when Sony realized that they wanted to make a better console they decided to hit pandas with it. To make it even more badass and daring!" Brain delightfully added in.

We here at OHoAN studios also known as JKJC Science Inc. do not promote nor like violence towards animals. However, we do find some and only some imaginary versions hilarious. There's your TFS/DBZ abridged reference... can I go home now?

"Now what do we do? It's been almost 2 months without an update. And OHoAN's hookers have stopped coming. I fear for the worst! Alright if OHoAN dies I give full permission for Crispywafflez to take the story over." DP said.

Deadpool was walking down a long sidewalk and had no idea where he was going. He was just going wherever the wind took him. He was his own boss and he did what he wanted. So what would a great adventurer do in this situation...?

"Time to go hit it up at a cosplay cafe!" DP answered the narrator.

So then Deadpool entered...oh god why? Neko Neko Super Kawaii Desu Desu Yuri Hentai Sushi Tokyo: The Cosplay Cafe. How much more painfully polictically incorrect can you get? He sat down at a window seat fit for two people and waited for his waitress to arrive. Deadpool casually looked around the establishment and began to play a mobile version of the game DooM. Then his waitress came dressed in a CiCi cosplay that was so detailed all the way down to her green hair and eye color. (If you don't know who this charecter is you're either not a casual fan of/do not care for anime or you're too young to be reading this fic... seriously I will find you!)

"Kon'nichiwa! How can I help you tonight?" The waitress asked DP.

"Alright let's see. Get me a full bottle of sake, 3 beers, and your finest bowl of chicken ramen please sweetheart." Deadpool said with such grace it would make any woman...puke.

"Of course. It will been done in a couple minutes. In the mean time I'll get the other waitresses to make you feel more comfortable." The waitress said as she left.

Meanwhile in the kitchen the waitress came in with a look of mild disgust on her face. She then entered the office of her boss.

"Please don't tell me I have to deal with him again tonight! The last time he did this we were cleaning up ashes from the drunken sake bomb rampage for months." The girl complained.

"Look Sarah, if you do this for me I swear I will make you my princess. After all, you want to make me happy right?" The mesterious man's eyes began to swirl as he looked at Sarah. Sarah responded in an equal tone, "Yes master..." "No Sarah, what did I have you call me?" The man asked. "OHoAN." Sarah responded.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!

Deadpool remained in his seat for several more minutes while this was going on.

"You know that feeling that you get when a hot girl walks by then all of a sudden as soon as you grab that tight ass she tears off your kiwis." DP asked his brain. "Please don't grab any asses anytime soon." Brain responded. "Okay, this is coming from the guy that has the ability to grant me mind porn!" DP yelled. Everyone else in the cafe (all of it being 14 people excluding DP) immedietly stared at him. Eyes twiching and mouths open wide.

"Do not worry my adoring fanboys, I am merely saying what we are all thinking! And by that I mean free cable!" DP hid below the table in all out fear.

Next Time: BB9: The Ass Grab Knight Rises

OHoACorner :

Hello this be OHoAN. Sorry for not posting a chapter in a while. This was mostly due to the increase of fans of my other fic: The Deadpooling of Tsukune Aono. I know I have a lot of devoted fans out there, so I thought now would be the best time to get a new chapter out to you guys. Plus...Cosplay GIRLS! Sorry to the fangirls, but don't worry the fic OHoAN will get what's coming to him. Please enjoy this chapter!

3~ OHoAN