Bustin' Balls 9: The Iron Man Chapter
No...no I won't. I refuse to explain what happened last time! No! F*** you! I will break America's laziness! Go and read the last 8 chapters! ...BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES!
(Note: OHoAN is American)
"This is the best distraction ever! I am now a ghost hiding under a table!" DP said
"Hey look up above us! There are multicolored stars!" Brain said
"Eww! A bit of common decency please! As much as I like to lick things from other people's mouthes I can't stand the sight of chewed gum under a table. WOOD RUINS THE EXPERIENCE!"
"That's what she didn't say."
Everything was calm above table level as the guests were enjoying their food given to them given by their hot, cosplaying waitresses. It seemed like tonight would be another boring night of food and boners...no. Then there was a loud noise that sounded like thrusters on a jet. The noise came closer and closer and the establishment was rumbling slightly. But instead of chaos ensuing and everybody running around in panic, everyone just kept calm and kept eating or looking at the asses of the waitresses. This wasn't new in...whatever city they're in because they knew who was making the noise. It was no one other than the ledgendary...
"Iron Man is here ladies." Tony Stark said as he came through the entrance wearing his trademark red and gold suit (or is it copper...or IRON!?). He then proceeded to lift up his helmet and expose his face. "So, which one of you wants to get me a glass of TS~76?" (Only $700,000,000 on Amazon).
Every waitress in that room was blushing like they had just been sprayed with red paint. Tony was a regular at this cafe and came in looking as clean and fancy as the last time he entered. Yes everyone this man is the man every guy wants to be...~zzzzzzz~...
"Hey...is metal-ass here?"
"Well judging by the amount of minds I'm reading that say "I want to have his baby" and "I wouldn't mind being in that suit with him"...yeah I think that's him."
"Oh great, now everyone's gonna get pregnant."
One of the waitresses then guided Stark over to a table. However this waitress thought that Deadpool had already left and didn't know he was under the table. Now it's time to play:
WHEEL OF OUTCOMES!
Alright boys and girls since there is a lack of a wheel today you're going to have to guess what is going to happen when Stark sits down! Alrighty here we go! Is it:
1: Deadpool gets the suit!
2: Blowjo...actually no
3: Friendship between DP and IM
or
4: DP gets crushed?
Let's go to the plot right now to find out!
"Oh wait I almost forgot about the suit. That would've been bad." Tony said to himself.
He wasn't wearing his regular suit though (trollolololololololollol) he was wearing his EXTREMUS suit which bonded with his body so that he could acess it whenever he needed it. Which means he can also store the suit whenever he doesn't. So Tony stored the suit back into his body and sat down.
"Oh damnit I think his foot's in our ass!" Brain pointed out.
"Yeah I noticed thank you! Don't give the fangirls any ideas you prick!" DP yelled softly at Brain.
"Hmmm...this table leg is a little to close." Tony remarked.
"F*** everything." Deadpool said to himself.
Tony then started to kick what he thought was the table leg. Thus our Merc with a Mouth was kicked around like a kid playing with a pogo stick that has a built in leg on the front that kicks you every time you jump. I had one of those as a kid and that's probably why I'm so messed up in the head.
"Okay I've had enough!" Deadpool managed to crawl out from under the table.
"Wilson!? What are you doing here?" Tony's suit began to form around him.
"Woah! Hey! Tony! Whassup? Hey I love that outfit you're wearing! Hey is that a new shade of death copper or what?" Deadpool tried to distract Iron Man but it wasn't enough. Iron Man charged up his arm...beams...(I dunno) and began to fire at Deadpool.
"You know there's a saying that I'm thinking of right now. Now listen, when life gives you lemons DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!" Deadpool was then blasted as the 2nd lemons came out of his mouth.
"O...kay...Iron...Fan...there will be...donuts downstairs...after mass. So..please...feel free...to...pick up...one." Deadpool fell onto the ground unconcious.
To Be Continued.
One Hell of a Corner:
Hello! This is chapter nine! YAY! Oh dear lord this is the best! I feel so great when writing these stories!
Now next up is Chapter 10. A milestone indeed! I just hope I'll be able to provide enough awesomeness for the next chapter. So please review and give me some suggestions! I love hearing from you guys and I hope I can get some great ideas! SO SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!
Love: OHoAN!
