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Crossover Shenanigans-Take Friendship Back


A dramatic score that ranges from inspirational to a doom-filled plays.

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"Shepard" Princess Celestia says. "The galaxy is in danger."

A NEW EVIL THREATENS THE GALAXY

"There's a new threat on the horizon, and it would seem no one is paying attention."

A frontier colony is in a panic as colonists run from a present danger. One of them falls and attempts to stand back up but were immediately forced back down. What kept them pinned was a hoof with multiple holes in it. The colonist looked up in terror to see a Changeling with its horn glowing with a green aura.

NO ONE ELSE WILL FACE IT

A mass of Changelings are seen swarming the Normandy.

SHEPARD WILL NEED THE BEST TO STOP IT

"I'm recruiting a team for a suicide mission," Shepard began. "And you're one of the only few people who can help me."

A LOYALIST

Twilight Sparkle took a moment to ponder the request. "Well I'll need to bring some of my books on extraterrestrial life forms and fauna."

An ANARCHIST

"What's the fun in doing something this dangerous if everything goes horribly right?" Discord asked as he drank his own Omni-Tool.

A PACIFIST

"Oh, I don't know," Fluttershy said as she shyly looked away. "I mean, I have my animal friends to look after, and I'm not much of a fighter, and I might get sick on the ship and ruin the entire mission, and," She continued until she gave one last little squeak.

A NARCISSIST

"Why should the Great and Powerful Trixie waste her time trying to save others but herself?" Trixie asked as she checked her hair.

"Don't you get it," Shepard countered angrily. "This isn't about you."

Shepard, Octavia, and Vinyl Scratch are holding their position against oncoming masses of Changelings.

"This is about every living being in the Galaxy."

The Normandy performs maneuvers in order to lose a Changeling swarm chasing it.

THE JOURNEY WILL NOT BE EASY

"This is a dangerous mission to take my friend," Zecora says ominously. "The deaths of many are certain in the end."

LOYALTIES WILL BE QUESTIONED

"Hey, I'm the Element of Loyalty you're talking to here," Rainbow Dash proclaimed. "You're gonna need to do more than one favor if you wanna get my trust."

QUARRELS WILL ARISE

"This brute stole my jewels," Rarity said as she peered disdainfully into the eyes of a Diamond Dog.

ROMANCE WILL BE MADE

"What do you want from me, Shepard?" Gilda questioned the annoying proposals as he leaned against the wall with her arms crossed. "What makes you keep coming back?"

"Someone I can look forward to seeing after this is over," Shepard answered.

AND IT ALL HANGS ON ONE TEAM

"Changelings don't like to party?" Pinkie Pie depressingly asked as her main deflated followed by her pouting.

"Assume Shepard's form," Queen Chrysalis ordered her Changelings through their hive-mind connection. "Then destroy what's ever left."

"I hope ya'll know what you're doin'," Applejack said. "'Cause it ain't gonna be pretty if you don't."

JANUARY

"I just don't know what I'm going to do, Sheaprd," Twilight said she let some tears of her fall onto the cold metal floor of the ship's library.

"I should go." Shepard responded.

TAKE

A Changeling swarm is fast approaching the Normandy.

"Time to show them our new teeth," Shepard said to Joker who gleefully activated their deadliest weapon.

The Normandy fired a yellow projectile into the swarm. Within seconds, a large yellow explosion destroyed the threat completely. From the spot where the explosion had occurred Derpy Hooves came flying back into the Normandy's guns, ready to be fired again.

FRIENDSHIP

"Dear Princess Celestia," Shepard began the E-mail. "Today I learned that there is only one thing we can do. We break into musical scores about friendship or we die. Your only hope, Commander Shepard."

BACK

Shepard prepares his Omni-blade as he jumps into a mass of Changelings.

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A/N: Becasue this hurts you.