Danna my Saviour – Chapter Three – Secret's
Morning's in the Akatsuki hideout were all the same, normally nobody said anything till each member had drank their second or third cup of coffee, saying anything before then would likely get you killed, as S-Rank missing nin's aren't always very happy in the morning.
Deidara hated the mornings after Hidan's little 'visits' to his room at night, his already short temper was even shorter then usual and he had a tendency to snap much faster at trivial things.
Yep mornings sucked.
The blond poured himself some coffee in the biggest clean mug he could find and sat down in his seat between Konan and the empty chair that normally seated his Danna.
"Hay Blondie, you look like hell, are Sasori's antidote skills failing him or did you just fall out on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" Kisame asked the blond teen, it was a known fact around base that Deidara never woke up normally, every morning he'd ether fall out of bed or Sasori would literally kick him out when the puppet master decided he'd slept enough.
Deidara just grumbled a reply at the shark-like man and continued to drink his coffee, Konan pushed her plate of half eaten egg and toast in front on him "Eat, you missed dinner last night and your body can't just run on coffee, no matter how much you drink." Konan said putting on her stern mother face she always used with the younger members of the organization when she thought they needed it.
"You know Konan-Chan, I'm not a little kid any more and you don't need to act your my mother, I never needed one on the past and I don't need one now" Deidara sighed, none the less he picked up the slice of cold toast, dipped in in his mug and ate it.
"Maybe not, but everyone still needs friends to look out for them, besides you should know by now I'm not going to stop my mothering, I still Mother Itachi when he needs it, I'll occasionally Mother Tobi, And god only knows I've been mothering Pein for as long as I can remember, so quit complaining, it's not going to help you" the blunette said poking her tongue out.
"Hang on, when do you ever do your whole mother act to me?" Itachi asked Looking up from his book to the blue haired Kunoichi. "When you need to be put in your place because you're an arrogant egotistic ass who really needs a reality check sometime- well most of the time."
Itachi blushed slightly "Leader's right, girls are scary and crazy and that's why we only have one in the organization at a time" he said hiding behind his book, clearly knowing there would be know point arguing with Konan, she always wins.
Pein offcourse chose this moment to walk into the kitchen, not even looking at anyone, he just walked over to the coffee pot, picked it along with a mug up and looked at the two for a moment before shrugging, putting the mug down and leaning against the kitchen bench drinking the coffee strait out of the pot.
"Yes I'm right, I'm the Leader I'm always right... What am I right about?" the group just laughed at Pein, he might be the Leader of the most feared evil organisation in the Shinobi world and a self-proclaimed God but that didn't stop him from being a half asleep idiot before he'd finished his first pot of coffee in the morning.
Okay so maybe there was the odd morning that didn't consist of blood murder and death threats, mornings when Akatsuki just seemed like a big odd family- they may have been far and few in-between but Deidara was glad for this one, it gave him time to forget his pain and troubles and just feel safe, even if his Danna wasn't with him.
000
It was late afternoon and Deidara was sitting on his bed next to the window the bed was placed under, moulding some clay, not really focusing on anything in particular, he just let the cool afternoon air blow through the open window, lightly playing with his long blond hair.
The blond teen had been having a good day, Tobi hadn't annoyed him, he hadn't been stuck on clean up, no missions and he's yet to see Hidan all day, if he could go the rest of the night without anything happening before his Danna got home the next morning he'd wake in a happy mood- sore from falling out of bed or not, he'd still be happy.
Deidara laid back on his bed, inspecting the lump of clay he'd been moulding for the past few hours, it looked like a half mutilated bird with one wing and a deformed tail.
The blond just rolled his eyes at the clay sculpture in his hand before crushing it and throwing the ball of clay at his workbench, "Why can't every day off be like this? I could kill to have a few days every month like this"
As the blond finished quietly talking to himself he heard several voices yelling at each other from the lounge room, it was Kakuzu, Zetsu and Kisame if he was hearing things right.
Letting his curiosity get the better of him Deidara got up and left his room, heading in the direction of the living room.
000
Finally getting sick of the three eldest members of the organisation acting like children with their petty argument Itachi looked up from hid book and created a medium sized fire ball between the three, making them turn towards him.
"If you don't all shut it I'll shut you all up myself!" The murderous intent in his obsidian eyes told them he wasn't kidding in any way and he really would kill them, so they silently went back to the game of cards they'd been playing before the argument had started.
"Thank you." The Uchiha said looking back to his book as Deidara entered the room and sat himself at the other end of the couch he was on, keeping as much distance between the two as he could without it looking odd, not that everyone didn't already know how much the blond hated him.
After a few moments of silence Hidan came into the room loudly talking to himself about Jashin-Sama or some ritual, -it's all pretty much the same gamble of words being spun from the silverett's lips whenever he talks- and sat on the couch with his back on Itachi's shoulder and his feet on Deidara's lap.
Itachi looked up from his book to glare at the Jashinist using him as a leaning post, "Got a problem Akame-Chan (Red eyes)?" Hidan asked giving the Uchiha a smirk, hoping to get a reaction out of the usually stotic Akatsuki member.
"Move!"
Hidan just smirked and moved so that he was leaning into Itachi even more "and if I refuse?" Itachi blinked and activated his Sharingan, glaring darkly at the silver haired Akatsuki member "move or I'll move you myself!"
Itachi was already in a bad mood and Hidan was pushing him, most people wouldn't even think about angering him if they enjoyed living but Hidan was different, nothing phased him-well aside from Deidara, but that was a whole other thing all together- and Itachi wanted nothing more then to gut him like a fish.
"Heh, try it Akame-Chan~" Hidan said mockingly, he wasn't afraid of the dark haired Uchiha and he wasn't intimidated by his kiekie Genkai.
Nobody even saw Itachi move until he was half on top of Hidan with a Kunai against his throat "Listen good and listen hard because I'm only going to say this once! Don't touch me; if you do I'll gut you alive, if I tell you to move you do it! Do you understand?"
Hidan was about to say something when Kisame and Kakuzu appeared next to them "I'd just shut up if I were you Hidan" Kakuzu said taking the Kunai blade out of Itachi's hand as Kisame pulled Itachi off of the Immortal "Calm down Itachi, relax there's no need to kill anyone."
It was at this moment Deidara stood and began exiting the living room, but stoped at the edge of the door way and turned back to look at everyone "Don't play with monsters, they have a tendency to bite" he said before exiting the room. No one new exactly who the blond was talking too or about and to be honest, from the look in his eyes they didn't think they wanted to.
I know its short…
I know there is no Lemon…
I know Sasori still hasn't court site of the plot…
I know the plot isn't moving forward…
I know I promised more for this chapter….
AND I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE PROBEBLY DISAPOINTED ALL OF YOU! ~
I my defence thou- Ah screw it I have no reason other then my new job has shot my muse with a pellet gun and burred her in the compost yard out back… (Yes Yami-Chan has a Job -Gasp-)
This chapter… I did have a whole plan for it…. And then… Yeah- I go nothing… No excuse, no legitimate reason for the lack of plot or really anything going right in this chapter… (Aside from being completely off my shit while writing –It will never happen again I promise- this chapter)
Maybe the only consolation is that Chapter four is already in the works and it is all plot so far, though as I said before with my work hours I don't get a lot of time to write and what little I do I'm normally dead tired or putting together my Mephisto cosplay I hope to have made good progress on by the time I go to Melbourne for Manifest.
Though I will do my best to get it done soon…
Oh and I have to give a shout out to Guest - Sasori's Girl19 for her review that reminded my I had yet to publish this little bite of stupidity… And thankyou to all my other readers for not giving up on this fic and sticking with even with my bad updating schedule (Teh like I ever had one of them…)
And before I end this I have one more side note… I'm looking for a Beta if anyone is interested or knows a good Beta who might be interested please PM me!~
