Hello all! Well I don't own OHSHC unfortunately but I do own my OC's!

IMPORTANT: Cussing and humor that may offend is present. I do not mean to offend but it happens sometimes. Please forgive me!

There is one part were there is major cussing so again I aplogize in advance if you do not like that kind of stuff but anyway ON WITH THE STORY!


I swatted at the rose petals and tried to open my eyes but was unable too from the brightness. When I came to I noticed Kyoya and Tamaki from class and also Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum from lunch. Then IT hit me.

'Ah hell, this is that host club isn't it?...' My face deadpanned before Trina and I were toe to toe with Tamaki. He grabbed her chin and looked her in the eyes before swinging a red rose out of nowhere.

"I see we have two new princesses. Welcome Miss Kimi and Miss Marshal. It is very nice of you to stop by." He handed Trina the rose before joining the others once more. "Ladies, what is your type?"

I looked over at Trina and it looked like she was about to pass out. I knew this was going to happen sooner or later… Right, let me explain. Whenever she meets boys she finds ridiculously attractive she becomes a blabbering idiot. She just stares off into space and mumbles things about abs, muscles and well *censored*. I shuddered at the thought… 'That is disgusting Trina.'

"Okay then, this has escalated quickly. So what do you mean by type?" I looked at the boys in the group with obvious confusion on my face. 'This is muy importante! They have already gotten to Trina so I should just go with it… She is never gonna want to leave. Take one for the team.' I decided that learning more about these "hosts" was a good idea.

Tamaki sauntered over to us and wrapped his arms around our shoulders before speaking. "Well ladies, do you prefer the strong-silent type?" He pointed to a VERY tall guy with short, kind of spiky dark hair and a small blonde boy on his shoulders. "The boy-Lolita?" He pointed to the small blonde attached to the big guy. Blondie had the cutest stuffed bunny with him and his eyes were a beautiful golden brown. "Maybe the mischievous type or the cool type?" He pointed to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. They had short redish-orangish-verging on ginger hair and hazel eyes. Then he pointed to Kyoya. 'Kyoya? The cool type? HA!' I chuckled slightly before straightening myself out. "Or do you prefer someone like me?" He finished his introduction of the club by grabbing onto Trina again.

"Well, I uh… would like to um maybe pick the twins?" Trina spoke up and the twins smirked. I instantly got nervous. 'She really is going through with this… Not good Kimi!' My self-conscious started to yell at me "abort the mission and get the heck out of there" but my feet were glued to the ground. I sighed in defeat before looking at Tamaki.

"I think that I'll just hang with each of you before making a decision." He nodded and then went over to a table that had six or seven girls at it. 'What the? How did I not notice there were other people in here?' I looked around and saw that the whole room was filled with girls in that ghastly yellow abomination.

I slowly drug my feet over to the big guy and blondie. Plopping myself down beside a girl I noticed she looked familiar. "Haley-senpai? What are you doing here?" She opened her mouth to reply but before she could, blondie was in front of me.

"Kimi-chan you know Haley-chan too?" He looked at me with those big adorable eyes.

"Uh yeah, we went to the same school back in America."

"Oh that is so cool Kimi-chan!"

I tried my best to back away as far as possible from the little guy. He is cute but I hated my personal bubble being popped by people. 'This guy is not who I am sticking with… Nothing personal but he is too… what's the word… um "in your space", so I guess he is clingy? Yeah I don't know.' After deciding he is not the host for me I spoke up again. "Before I move on to the next table, can I know your name?"

"Sure! I am Mitsukuni Haninozuka but you can call me Honey," the he pointed to the big guy before continuing, "that is Takashi Morinozuka but you can call him Mori!" He giggled a little and hugged his stuffed bunny. He then pushed the pink fluff ball into my face. "And then this is Usa-chan!"

'Yep, not staying at this table. Mori hasn't talked and a requirement for me is conversation and Honey is adorable but he is too chipper.' I felt bad for analyzing the boys but it had to be done so I could stay with Trina. 'Damn her and her boy crazy ways!'

I quickly excused myself and walked over to the twins' table. They were talking to the ladies about meaningless things before one said something that caught my attention. I walked over and sat beside Trina; she was staring at them hardcore. I then looked back over at them wondering what was so captivating. They were embracing each other romantically. Then they started talking again.

"Hi…Hikaru! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!"

"But Koaru you look so cute when you are scared." The one I assume is Hikaru grabbed Koaru's chin and looked into his eyes.

"Hikaru…" As if on cue the girls around me screamed their heads off and I swear my ears started to bleed.

I looked at them before it clicked. I pointed an accusing finger in their faces before voicing my opinion. "HOLY SHIT THAT'S NASTY AS FUCK! That is your brother! That makes it twincest! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" No one seemed to notice me. But man did I feel dirty for watching that unfold in front of me and allowing it to happen. I turned to Trina who was screeching about the "brotherly love" with the other girls. 'She is a lost cause Kimi just leave this messed up table before anything else happens.'

I decided to hit up Tamaki's table next. He was talking to some red headed girl about a kitten without a pedigree. 'That's weird and honestly a lame conversation topic.' I pushed my thoughts aside and sat on the other side of Tamaki. I was about to say hello but then he was side tracked by someone who came in with a grocery bag. Tamaki then grabbed something out of the other boy's hands and I noticed that it was instant coffee.

Next thing I knew a bunch of people were around the boy who I learned was an honor student and whose name is Haruhi Fujioka as he poured water into cups. These people acted as if they have never seen instant coffee in their life. I mean come on! I am rich too but I am not as ignorant as these people! I just stood there uninterested in what was unfolding in front of me.

"Well this is great! Not a single one of these hosts are my "type"!" I silently scowled to myself. I walked over to the window and looked out at the extremely disturbing fountain. After a few moments the red haired girl from Tamaki's table threw something into it. 'Well that was stupid! All that stuff is going to get wet now.' I turned on my heel and walked over to Kyoya. He was the only host I haven't attempted to associate with yet.

"Howdy Kyoya what's up?" He stopped typing on his laptop before looking over at me. That damn glare on his glasses prevented me from looking in his eyes as he spoke.

"Well, if you must know Miss Kimi, I am currently planning for a party hosted by the club." He pushed his glasses up and then returned to his work.

"Okay that's cool I guess." A few moments of awkward silence ensued. "So yeah Ima go now." I stood up but looked around then sat back down.

"I thought you were leaving." He kept his eyes glued on his computer.

"Yeah well you are the only host who is normal based off of what I've seen and I can't leave Trina here alone." He smirked but I didn't notice because I hung my head low in silence before attempting to have a conversation with him again. "So um how's the weather?" 'That is lame af Kimi, good job on failing at social interaction.'

"Miss Kimi, you should know that the weather is nice and honestly I would appreciate it if you would allow me to work in silence. But by all means you may stay here since the others do not interest you." He took a short pause to look at me and for once I saw his eyes. They were beautiful. I saw all the emotion locked up inside and I felt sorry for him. They held so much sadness but there was also a lot of determination. I stared at them wide eyed until he turned back to his computer leaving me to my thoughts. But instead of getting angry at his obviously rude statement I continued to sit there and think of those eyes.

Before long I was pushed out of my mind by a loud thud and screams.

"Haruhi just assaulted me!" was all I heard before I looked over and saw the red haired girl with Haruhi hovering above her. I looked at Haruhi and studied his position. 'He is really surprised so that in itself proves he's innocent.' Upon further studying of the situation I noticed something that made me go pale and my breath get stuck in my throat.

I limply walked over to Kyoya who had gotten up to examine what was going on and grabbed his sleeve to where I could whisper in his ear easily. "Um, Kyoya… do you know that Haruhi is a girl?" He looked slightly thrown off by my question before turning to look at me.

"Miss Kimi please stay after the club is over so we can discuss this information further." After saying that, he walked away and over to Haruhi.

I heard water splash and saw the two girls on the ground covered in water. I held in a slight chuckle and then cleared my throat realizing how serious the situation was.

Next thing I know the red haired girl is running away crying because she was kicked out of the club five ever. Apparently she threw Haruhi's stuff into the fountain and was trying to get Tamaki to turn on Haruhi. I felt aweful because I watched the dumb bitch dump poor Haruhi's stuff into the fountain and didn't tell anyone. It was partially my fault so I made a mental note to apologize to her later.

Soon after, Tamaki made an announcement saying that the club would be closing early. I saw Trina making her way towards the door but I grabbed her arm and pulled her over to a couch. We sat down waiting. She turned to me and looked at me with questioning eyes. "Why are we still here? Tamaki said that club hours are over."

"Well, Kyoya told me to stay behind so here we are." I crossed my arms over my chest in a defensive manor.

"Okay but why did he ask you to stay?" She was getting annoyed and honestly so I was I.

"Because I figured something out so just drop it and sit tight. I have no idea how long this is going to take."

After our little spat, Kyoya walked over and ushered Trina to go over to the twins while we talked.

"Now Miss Kimi, now that you know this information, you cannot tell anyone. Not even Miss Trina. Understood?"

"I didn't plan on telling anyone. It's none of my business and she is obviously hiding her gender for a reason."

"Thank you Miss Kimi." I cut him off before he could say anything else.

"But, since you thought I would spill the beans I feel like you should do something for me to make up for it." He didn't speak so I continued with my bargain. "In order for me to keep Haruhi's secret, you have to allow me to sit with you and have actual conversations with you and include me and Trina in all special club activities. She seems to have taking a strong liking to the twins. Before you say anything, yes, we will make donations to your club so you are gaining something through this as well."

He smirked and then pushed up his glasses. "We have a deal Miss Kimi. I hate to be rude but you should leave before Haruhi comes back out and Trina sees her. Our only extra uniform is a female one."

"Ah, I see and please drop the "Miss," it makes me feel old." I grabbed Trina's wrist and started pulling her towards the exit despite her protests. Before we exited I turned and waved slightly at Kyoya. "See ya later mon ami!" With that said I continued out the door and down the hallway.

Kyoya sat in his chair and smirked. "This will be interesting." He pushed his glasses up and wrote something in his black book before shutting it with an abrupt slap. "Very interesting."


I hope you enjoyed this chapter, it was a lot of fun to write!

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So I am diggin' this story and I just want to ask if this should be a KyoyaxOC or if there is a different host that you would like to see be with Kimi and then there is Trina too but I am thinking she should end up with one of the twins... What do you think eh? Lemme' know mon ami!

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