It's that time to answer questions again. I was watching these random cartoons with my little sister when the question what is the white thing around Daffy Duck's neck supposed to be and I thought it would be just perfect for something Duck could answer.
Here goes nothing.
Oh-snap: ...And they had a party and went home. The End. Yep, that sounds good, I just hope it isn't too sappy for the readers.
Duck: Whatcha doing?
Oh-snap: Huh? Oh, I just finished this little story.
Duck: What's it about?
Oh-snap: Well, it's about some kids and a party.
Fakir: That's sounds boring, at least compared to the other things you've written.
Oh-snap: Maybe it sounds boring but it has explosions and fighting and...stuff.
Fakir: Yeah, explosions in the kitchen and fighting over the remote for the T.V.
Oh-snap: Hey, you know what...*thing pops up on computer* Huh? What's this? *reads* What is the white thing that's around Daffy Duck's neck?
Duck: Daffy Duck? Hey, I know him. He used to visit the lake sometimes with a big rabbit. They never did stay long. Always running off with a bald guy chasing them. *sigh*
Fakir: You know Daffy Duck?
Duck: I don't 'know him' know him but I've met him once.
Oh-snap: So, do you know what the white thing is?
Fakir: I wouldn't be surprised if he got his neck run over by a bike with white wheels.
Duck: That would hurt really bad, huh?
Fakir: Duh.
Oh-snap: But if it was a bike wheel or any wheel then it would have just been on one side of his neck...wouldn't it? The wheel wouldn't have touched his entire neck.
Fakir: Not unless the bike came back after he turned over.
Oh-snap: You aren't helping here. So, let's see, maybe it's paint cause he thought he looked boring being all black.
Fakir: Or his head actually fell off once and the white thing is holding it in place.
Duck: That's just disgusting Fakir.
Oh-snap: You know what, we need another opinion. Let's get someone else in here. *begins typing*
Fakir: What are you doing?
Oh-snap: I'm e-mailing Mytho and Rue.
Fakir: They have e-mail? Oh, hell no. That is so not fair. Why can't I have a computer too?
Duck: They are royalty after all.
Oh-snap: There. It's sent and they should be here in the next...few seconds.
*Mytho and Rue suddenly appear in the room*
Fakir: Whoa, how the hell did you get here so fast?
Mytho: Magic.
Rue: Actually, we got a teleportation device from Spock when he came to visit. He's actually really nice. In fact he sort of reminded my of Mytho...before he got his heart back and all.
Mytho: So what's the big crisis?
Oh-snap: Do you have any idea what the white thing is around Daffy Duck's neck?
Mytho: Uh...a bandaid for a papercut?
Rue: Ooh, a paper cut on the neck? Youch! That's got to hurt.
Mytho: Oh, wait! I know, it's to hide the zipper because he's secretly not a duck *whispers creepily* he's a dinosaur.
*everyone stares at him like he's mad*
Mytho: What?
Fakir: Are you serious? A dinosaur?
Mytho: It's better than saying he's a crossdressing gorilla in a duck suit. *Fakir face palms himself* I thought so.
Duck: Mytho, are you feeling okay?
Rue: Don't worry, he gets this way everytime he uses the teleporter. He should be back to normal in a few hours.
Fakir: I don't think he's ever been normal. Even when he didn't have a heart (or a brain for that matter) he was a bit weird. I mean, come on, jumping out of windows without pants? What were you thinking?
Mytho: I was trying to start a new fashion. It might not have looked like it but I was trying to come up with a sneaky way to change the world.
Fakir: By not wearing pants?
Mytho: Exactly.
Fakir: Moron.
Oh-snap: Soooo, back to the topic of discussion. Any other ideas about Daffy?
Duck: He could just be wearing a white choker so he would stand out in a crowd.
Mytho: See? The secret fashion statement. It's catching on. I will change the world! Yes!
Rue: Calm down dear. Anyway, I think we're just over thinking this whole thing.
Fakir: Finally someone with some sense.
Rue: I think he's trying to be a zebra or maybe a penguin or white tiger. *Fakir's jaw drops* He's just a few stipes away and he sure acts like a ferocious beast.
Fakir: You're kidding! You're also coming up with a B.S. answer? What kind of world am I living in?
Oh-snap: A make believe one.
Fakir: Shut up Oh-snap or you will get it.
Oh-snap: Well, this sure has been fun but...oh, look at the time. I should post this before people think I've forgotten about them.
Fakir: You aren't getting out of this that easily!
Oh-snap: Til the next question. Pray for me people!
*runs out of room with Fakir chasing angrily*
Duck: I sure hope he doesn't hurt her.
Rue: I'm sure he will but I doubt he'd kill her.
Mytho: Don't forget about my fashion statement! IT'LL CHANGE THE WORLD!
Please ask me questions before Fakir kills me. I don't want to die before I turn twenty and I hope this answers anyone's questions or hell, even sparks any.
Can't wait to hear from you.
AAAHHHHHHHH! Fakir, I'll stop just please don't kill me! What would Duck think!?
