Yay! I'm going to another one of these ask the cast things. I've seen what you guys have said and I'm very VERY happy you guys find these funny. I will do my best to keep up the shinanigans with the cast and who knows, maybe I'll bring in other characters that you wouldn't expect. Tee hee hee. (evil smile)
Oh-Snap: Did you guys ever wonder if cows were secretly rouge aliens that the other aliens just try to get back?
Fakir: Uh...what brought that up all of a sudden?
Oh-Snap: I have no idea. I guess it's because of all the alien based movies I've been watching recently.
Duck: Ooh, alien movies? Like what?
Oh-Snap: Um, Monsters Vs. Aliens, The Iron Giant, Megamind, Escape from Planet Earth, I'm not sure if Despicable Me counts, Teen Titans and uh...oh Doctor Who.
Fakir: Have you been watching all of those since the last update?
Oh-Snap: Uh...nooooo.
Fakir: Right. Anyway, do you guys know what happened to Altor? He seemed to have disappeared after our fight.
Duck: Yeah, cause you blew him to pieces.
Fakir: No I didn't and even if I did we all know that you can't kill an animated character. He seemed to have been teleported to some other location after I hit him with a missile.
Duck: I thought they were rockets.
Fakir: Whatever. I kinda wanted to know if he had a plastic donkey I could borrow.
Oh-Snap: Why the hell would you want a plastic donkey?
Fakir: To freak Uzura out. She's been bugging me and I really want to confuse the hell out of her so I can finally have some privacy to do some writing.
Oh-Snap: *mumbling* Like you actually write anything.
Fakir: What was that?
Oh-Snap: Nothing. Oh, hey, I just got this random question, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Fakir: Haven't we already answered a question like this?
Oh-Snap: I don't think so.
Duck: What's a wood chuck?
Fakir: It's a genetically altered beaver so it looks like a human.
Duck: Really? Why is the beaver genetically altered?
Fakir: Because it is now just shush...I'm thinking.
Oh-Snap: *whispering to Duck* He's thinking really hard, I can see the smoke coming out of his ears.
*Duck and I giggle*
Fakir: What are you two talking about?
Duck: Nothing.
Oh-Snap: Hey, Fakir, I was just kidding about that question. I wasn't serious about it so you can stop thinking about it.
Fakir: I wasn't thinking about that stupid question, I was thinking about...what I'm going to eat when I get home. If I ever get home.
Duck: Hey, Oh-Snap...
Oh-Snap: Yeah?
Duck: I was wondering, will you be writing any other stories about me and Fakir?
Oh-Snap: Of course I will but it won't always be just about you two. You guys are the main characters but without the back ground characters you don't really have a very good story to work with. Nothing to play off of if you catch my drift.
Fakir: Oh, like Duck and I don't hit each other with clever insults enough. Come on Oh-Snap, we all know you really writing "romantic" scenes with...us. I guess you're just a super romantic person, huh?
Oh-Snap: No I'm not! I've never even had a real boyfriend before.
*they stare at me in surprise*
Duck: You've never had a boyfriend? Aren't you lonely?
Oh-Snap: Nope, I've got my friends, my imagination and my art. I'm totally cool with not having a stupid relationship.
Duck: Relationships aren't stupid. Falling in love is amazing.
Oh-Snap: And look at what happened to you the first time you fell in love. Didn't go so well did it? That's exactly why I don't want any relationships because I don't want to end up being hurt like everyone else I've ever seen.
Duck: Well, it is true that my love for Mytho was very...um, empty, it doesn't mean I can't try again. *looks over at Fakir*
Fakir: What are you looking at moron? I'm not going to get involved in your emotional conversation.
Oh-Snap: Jerk.
Fakir: Moron.
Oh-Snap: Dunce bucket.
Fakir: The hell?
Oh-Snap: Ha! I win.
Fakir: Seriously, what the hell is a dunce bucket? How did you even come up with a word like that?
Oh-Snap: Dollup head.
Fakir: Again with the stupid made up words. Where do you get those?
Oh-Snap: TV shows.
Fakir: You watch some pretty weird TV shows.
Oh-Snap: Including yours?
Fakir: Yea...hey!
Oh-Snap: Got you again. Tee hee.
Fakir: Am I going to have to get my sword?
Oh-Snap: No, I think I'm done.
Fakir: Better be.
*Uzura randomly walks into the room banging on her drum*
Duck: Uzura? What are you doing here?
Uzura: I have a question, zura.
Duck: Yeah? What is it.
Uzura: Why do Drosselmeyer's hands fall off, zura?
Fakir: For the same reason the headless horseman has no head, he deserved it.
Duck: That's not very nice Fakir.
Fakir: Well, it wasn't very nice of him to try and make our lives a tragity. He's just getting what he deserves.
Oh-Snap: The same thing could have happened to you.
Fakir: I didn't deserve it so it didn't happen. Take that you ding bat.
Oh-Snap: Ooh, an insult besides moron? I'm impressed.
Fakir: Shut up, dirt bag.
Duck: Can we stop the name calling?
Uzura: It's funny, zura. Keep going.
Fakir: You know what, just because you want us to keep calling each other names I'm gonna stop.
Oh-Snap: Ha ha! Automatic win! I win, you lose. What now loser?
Fakir: Shut up.
Uzura: What word starts with an 'E', zura, ends with and 'E' and has only one letter?
Duck: Uh...what? I don't think there's such a word.
Fakir: It's a riddle, Duck. The answer is...
Uzura: Don't answer it, zura! I'll kill you if you do, zura.
Fakir: Damn. When did you get violent?
Oh-Snap: Must have gotten it from you.
*Fakir 'growls' at me*
Duck: Let me see. Starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E' and has only one letter. What could it be? Is it an eagle? Ooh, Ele. That starts and ends with 'E' and has just one letter in it. Is that it, Uzura?
Uzura: I don't know, zura. I heard Miss Edel ask it, zura, and she didn't tell me the damn answer!
Duck: Oh.
Oh-Snap: Well, I know this one. If you want, I could tell you.
Duck: Please do.
Oh-Snap: It's an envelope. It starts with 'E' and ends with it and it holds one letter. See?
Duck: Oh. Yeah. I get it now.
Fakir: If you want a really hard riddle, I've got one.
Oh-Snap: Shoot.
Fakir: You're sitting in a room with one window. The window faces the South and a bear passes by. What color is the bear?
*everyone is '...'*
Duck: Is it brown?
Fakir: Nope.
Oh-Snap: Window...South...room...bear...color...God Damn it! I have no idea! What is the bear's color?
Fakir: If any of you can get it then leave the answer in the reviews. If we can't answer your questions directly then you might as well try to answer ours. Don't worry, they'll become even more interesting than this in later chapters and I'll make sure they are.
Oh-Snap: *franticlly* Please tell me the answer! I'll die if I don't know!
Fakir: I'd pay to see that.
Oh-Snap: Shut up or I'll get out my buzooka and shoot you in the face!
Duck: Isn't a buzooka a plastic buzzing toy?
Uzura: That's a kazoo stupi, zura. I've got one here, zura.
*pulls out pink kazoo*
Duck: Cool! Can I play it?
Uzura: There's too amny questions, zura! I'm sick of them!
*she runs out of the room, wailing*
Duck: *shrugs* Hey, i got a free kazoo out of the deal. This can't be all that bad.
Oh-Snap: Please hurry up and tell me what color the bear is and I'll be sure to give you more dumb stuff to read. If you can answer before Duck makes me go crazy with her kazoo then I'll do something really freaking random...even more random than watching Fakir shoot Altor with a rocket launcher, or maybe it was the other way around. Oh well, can't wait to hear from you guys. Slaters.
