(AN: So! Now you know the joker is involved. And omg he is impossible to write please tell me if I got him right. I know this fanfic is under "batman" but this is really just my own version of the batman movies/comic. So I realize the joker is a little different from Jack Nicolson's Joker. Please RandR! I really need to know what you think of the Joker xD. Happy reading)
I was never someone who ran from a fight but running was all that was on my mind. "I...I have to go."
"Aww, no fun?" he wrapped his arm around me tigher and I pushed him back with pure anger. "Why so serious, little bird? Don't you want to know where your bat is?"
"Where is he? What did you do to him?" I yelled at the Joker grabbing him by the collar and pushing him against the weather vein. He laughed cruelly.
"I didn't take him, but I know who did," he licked his lips and smiled knowing that he gained my attention.
"Who?" I slammed him harder into the thick metal pole. He just laughed at his own pain. I honestly wasn't sure how to respond.
"Somebody who is very unhappy with Mr. Batman," he said in a sing-song voice. "I can help you, but the real question is would I?"
"Joker, you will help me, I will make sure of that!" My muscles tightened under my suit. He licked his lips again and looked at me through his eyebrows.
"Little bird, does the batman know?" he said quietly in a vague tone.
"Know what?" my patience with him was long gone and now I was just trying not to kill him.
"Know that you are well, of the fairer sex." I let him go and took a few steps back somewhat afraid. "Let's cut to the chase, sweets, I will help you for something in return. Something like immunity. I've seen what you and your bat do. I...I have bigger things coming. So leave me out of your quarrels and I will help you find the bat."
"How do I know you're telling the truth?"
"Does a pretty face lie?" he laughed and disappeared into the night.
