"THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME"
Just before Ferb could continue, The Unicorn hit him on the head with a Bastard Sword.
"Do not worry, for your brother is not dead, but merely unconscious." said The Unicorn, with a calm demeanour.
"Quickly child, you must grab your brother and put him on my spindle. Your mother is coming fast and we mustn't let her see what we're up to"
Phineas went to over Ferb and lifted up his cold, limp body. He made sure to first pick out a few of Ferb's eyelashes for his collection. He never got the chance before, but now the perfect chance had presented itself. Phineas then gingerly licked the dried blood off of his own hand before gently caressing Ferb's cheek, leaving a trail of moist glistening saliva in it's wake.
Pulling his lifeless brother by one green-hair covered arm, Phineas made his way onto the unicorn's spindle.
Then, his being ablaze, the Unicorn screamed "TEENAGE GLANDS" at the top of his lungs, summoning from his horn hole a pair of flaming pickle tweezers! His lips bloated as though he was just provided an overdose of Botox.
Then the group was magically transported through time and space. the air around them was filled with sammyclassicsonicfan and their tongues doubled in size, flapping behind them like a flag. Twas pure ecstasy. then the uniporn produced a high pitched squeal, one that contrasted greatly to his usual deep tone. it started to annoy phineas so he pulled out his emergency stash of neon duct-tape from his fucking left nipple and took care of the problem. they landed with an abrupt squish and start to lick each other clean from the sammyclassicsonicfan juice that covered them. the unicorn went a bit to far and accidentally licked up the unconscious ferb's clothes.
"It will be just a small while longer, children. You must wait patiently." The unicorn's boisterous voice echoed throughout the space warp. Phineas was filled with anticipation. He could hardly wait to see what would become.
