Chapter 4- A Cat's Bucket List:
Eri:
I couldn't sleep. I looked over at Ritsu, he was fast asleep. He…we…had school tomorrow, but I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to. I had too much on my mind. I mean…I think I was beginning to like Ritsu. I have seen him…he isn't that scary looking. He's so sweet though…then again, so was Tetsuya. I couldn't make my mind up though. I couldn't like an anime character…it wasn't real….or was it? I mean, seriously…none of this stuff happened in the anime. Then again, it could be happening now- new episodes where they get pets….while we're here….different universes though…it was real here. It was.
Still, the idea that I was in an anime was befuddling. I mean, different universes? Did that even exist? Well, yeah I supposed it did. I always thought they were different universes. Did this mean other animes were real though? Death Note? My Bride is a Mermaid? Soul Eater….Elfen Lied? Did other shows, cartoons, movies, exist? Little Mermaid? NCIS? Rugrats? Supernatural? Doctor Who? Heck, even Courage? And what about books? Were they different worlds too? Wings? Harry Potter? Maximum Ride? Hunger Games? Generation Dead? I wondered if I were in the Littler Mermaid world…would I be a mermaid or a human? Would I be a human or a zombie if I was in Generation Dead… could I even change into something else in that world…?
I shook my head, gotta stop doing that. Still…were they real? I think it's possible. But what about me? Were they different versions of me? I shook my head, nah. Too many me's would overcome the universes with too much sexy. I laughed.
I left Ritsu's room and headed to the kitchen. I dodged the sight of the maids, thugs, guards, and butlers. I opened the fridge and grabbed a piece of leftover chicken. I heard a noise and turned to see Tetsuya. I shut the door with my back leg and ate the piece of chicken. Then I headed to him. He picked me up,
"What are you doing out of the room? People could see you."
Tetsuya looked to see the guards posted by Ritsu's room. He sighed,
"Guess you'll sleep with me tonight."
Fumi:
I smiled slightly as I circled up at Mori's side. I wasn't being creepy or anything- he was just warm. Besides, he put me there. I could imagine what Eri is thinking. This whole different dimension/universe thing must trip her up. She loved learning about things like that. She craved the knowledge.
I looked to Mori- he was handsome. Still, I mustn't do anything.
I woke up in the middle of the night. I still couldn't sleep. I could never sleep. I was glad when morning finally did come. I woke Mori up by jumping on him. I barked and went to the closet. I pulled out his uniform with my teeth and dragged it to him as he sat up. He ruffled my fur,
"You are a very smart dog."
He smiled and I blushed.
"I swear, it's not a normal dog," the twins whispered and I rolled my eyes, "See it freaking rolled its eyes at us!"
I blushed.
"And what dog blushes? She's still better than the cat though."
They shivered and I chuckled. I went over to Haruhi and she gave me a piece of the food she was eating before the club started. I was glad it wasn't sweets though- wasn't much for sweets.
"So, why do we have a host dog anyway," the twins asked.
"Simple," Kyoya said, "cute animals affect the number of female clients. Besides, some may crave that animal affection as well. It will bring in profits."
The twins rolled their eyes and I glared,
"Does that mean she gets to wear cute cosplay outfits too," Tamaki cheered.
Crap.
Third Person:
Eri left Ritsu again- leaving him to chase her all the way to the host club, again. She stopped when she entered. She laughed Fumi glared,
'Shut up.'
'Never.'
Fumi was in her cosplay outfit. Everyone was dressed as pirates- including Fumi who had a little pink eye patch over her blind eye. She had a pink pirate scarf around her neck and little doggie pirate boots. She had a black pirate hat attached to her head.
"We'll be back in a minute," Tamaki said to the Keba and Chi, "We have to get the decorations before the club starts! Behave!"
Soon, Fumi and Eri were alone in the room. Eri grinned evilly as she went into a nearby cupboard,
'There's got to be some.'
'What?'
'Come on- perfect chance to scare them!'
'You're impossible.'
'But funny.'
Eri found a deck of cars in the cupboard and grinned evilly,
'Why are we doing this,' Fumi barked-asked.
'Bucket-list if I ever turned into a cat.'
Tamaki was the first to enter the club. He dropped the box in shock and horror at the sight. Keba was sitting at the table; her front paws on the edge as she stood on her hind legs. Chi was across from her in the same position. Chi had a fake cigar in her mouth. In front of them were poker chips and cards.
"MOMMY!"
Tamaki ran out. After they stopped laughing, Eri quickly put the cards, cigar, and chips up before they got back.
"That's impossible, sempai," Haruhi said.
"No! It's true! They're playing poker!"
"Really," the twins asked, "they look pretty normal to me."
Tamaki looked at Keba and Chi- who were sleeping on the couch. No sign of any poker chips, cards, or fake cigar.
"But- but…"
