Mario answers his fan mail!
Hello everybody to the T.V show "Mario answers his fan mail!"
"Hello everybody. It's a me Mario! And today, I'm going to be answering my fan mail."
Mario then went out to his mailbox, opened it up and out came over a hundred letters.
"My my my! A lot today!" Mario smiled. Mario then carried the letters inside and set them down on a table…he then took one of the letters and opened it up. "Ahh….here's one of them from Catherine Medley from Birmingham, England!
Dear Mario.
How come you don't make any sense at all? There's a million things that don't make sense about you. You can jump six times your own height., you can't be Italian if you were born in the mushroom kingdom and how do all these coins just get stashed randomly out of nowhere. Can't you ever make sense for once?
Mario stopped reading and turned to his audience. "Well Catherine, just for you I'm going to release a new game "It's called "Mario copes with everyday life." It will feature me finding new jobs with your plumbing business doesn't work. Things to say in job interviews, paying your taxes, and finding the right love life. It also features managing your food bills. There's no coin boxes, no princesses. Enjoy!"
Next week, Mario went out to go and answer his fan mail, he opened up many of his letters without saying a word. Finally he decided to answer a letter from Rodney Spears from Edinburgh, Scotland.
Dear Mario
Why did you release that stupid game "Mario copes with everyday life?" It's boring as shit! I don't want to do boring grown up shit I do in real life, I play those types of video games to escape! I MEAN PAYING TAXES!? SERIOUSLY ! ? HELPING OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET!? " WHAT THE FUCK!?
Mario stopped reading and turned to the audience. "Well Rodney…I was only pleasing the many idiots that ask me why I can't be more realistic. And now they know, because then I'd be boring as hell. For the idiots that are pissed blame Catherine Medley!"
Mario then displayed Catherine's phone number, and address, and then a phone number saying how to order pitch forks and fire torches.
"So remember folks…." Mario smiled. "Think before you ask!"
THE END.
