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Kaka: Anna, you're planning to torture Adrianna, aren't you.
A: Uhhmm….
Kaka: *sighs*
A: Sensei, will you disclaim for me?
Kaka: Anna does not own Naruto or any other movie/TV shows she references. She owns Adrianna and her alter-ego Jade.
A: Thanks! On with the story!
Konoha: noon thirty (Kaka: noon thirty? A: Shut up.)
Naruto, Sakura and Sai were waiting for Kakashi in front of the Hokage building. They'd been waiting for hours.
"He's always late! Will he ever be on time?!" Sakura groaned.
"I doubt it." Sai shrugged. Naruto was too busy looking around
"I hate to bring the topic away from Kakashi, but where's Adrianna? She's always the first one here!" He said, peering around at their surroundings
"Maybe she's still sick. We're getting ready for a mission, she probably decided to skip out." Sakura shrugged, not really worried.
Kakashi finally arrived around one, causing Naruto and Sakura to yell at him-as always.
"Now, now. Calm down…where's Adrianna?" He asked, frowning underneath his mask
"She might still be sick." Sakura said. "She looked bad yesterd-"
"She'd still come. Adrianna would rather go on a mission while sick than sit in bed all day." Naruto interrupted. The four ninja stood in silence, Kakashi suddenly had a realization.
"Damn." He grumbled "Let's go see if she's home." He led the others along to where her and her sister lived. Kakashi knocked on the door. No response. He knocked again. After a moment, Kohara, Adrianna's elder sister, opened the door.
"Oh, goodness, what are you all doing here?" She asked
"Looking for your sister." Kakashi said with a shrug
"I thought she told you.." Kohara said, fidgeting nervously
"Told us what?" Sakura asked. Kohara ushered them inside, and scurried upstairs. She came back and handed Naruto a small paper. A note was hurriedly scrawled in Adrianna's elegantly messy handwriting.
Kohara,
Don't freak out, but by the time you get this I'll be off having a party. Kidding, sis. But in all honesty, I've gotten bored so I decided to leave for a bit. I'll try to stay out of trouble, and I promise I'll come home! Sorry if I worried you, Koha. See you soon.
-A
The four ninja stared at the paper, jaws on the floor.
"She's GONE?!" Naruto cried.
"I knew it…" Kakashi sighed
"Knew what, Kakashi?" Sakura asked
"That she would go. She was talking about being too bored to do much anymore" He said.
"You knew she would leave and you didn't stop her?!" Naruto yelled. Kakashi put his hands on the boy's shoulders.
"Calm. Down. Naruto. She said she'd come home. There's no need for you to freak out." He said
"You don't know that she will! She could be in danger!" Naruto turned and hightailed it out of the house, the others followed him out of the village. The search for their friend was on.
MEANWHILE
I was perched in a tree to catch my breath. I'd stumbled upon a very dangerous pair of rogue ninja. Two Akatsuki members. I didn't stay to see who, the second they spotted me, I ran for it. I wasn't sure if they had followed, but at the moment I felt safe.
A twig snapped and alarms in my head started screaming.
What are you doing, idiot! RUN! Following Jade's advice, I took off again, but this time I didn't get far. I heard a chuckle and
"I don't think so, brat." And I was yanked backwards by my hair. I cried out in pain and looked at my captor. It was none other than Kisame Hoshigake. One of the Seven Swordsmen and a very dangers man. Next to him stood Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha's elder brother.
"Where do you think you're off to so fast, little kunoichi?" Kisame asked. I kicked my feet and whined loudly. I wanted down.
"Put her down, Kisame. I think you're hurting her." Itachi's voice was monotone, but it had a ring of ironic amusement to it. I shot him a puny glare as the shark released my hair. I fell to the ground with a loud 'thud' and rubbed my head.
"There was no need to grab hair!" I grumbled "There was no need to take me off the ground at all, asshole!" Kisame glared down at me, and muttered something to Itachi that I didn't hear.
Momentarily distracted in a silent conversation, I tried to run, only to be tripped. I felt a foot on my back, holding me down. Well this sucks. I thought with a loud sigh. Hey Jade, got any ideas on how to get out of this one? HAH no way! This Uchiha is too good looking to run. JADE! The foot was removed and I was roughly pulled to my feet, and suddenly I was (almost) nose to nose with Itachi. Before I had time to look away, everything went black, and I fainted.
I regained consciousness at some point in time, the amount of time varied from hours to days. I was no longer in the forest cornered by two Akatsuki members, but I was now lying in a bed in a dark room. I slowly raised to a sitting position. My head started throbbing and a groaned.
"What the hell.." I grumbled. I was curious as to where I was, but I was sort of afraid to find out. I decided to go anyways. I got out of the bed and started towards the door. The second I touched the handle, it swung open. I took a surprised step back, and gave a nervous look at the person staring back at me.
It was a woman, a very pretty one at that. She had blue hair, pulled into a tight bun and amber eyes that stared into your soul. She was tall and lean, but not as intimidating as she was clearly trying to be.
"You're awake." It wasn't a question, but I answered anyways
"Yes ma'am." I mumbled. Her face seemed to soften and she smiled at me.
"I thought you'd be out a few more days…oh well, come with me." She gestured for me to follow her, so I did.
"Tell me your name." She said. I noticed now that she was wearing an Akatsuki cloak. Well shit.
"Adrianna. Can I ask yours?" I looked up at her with innocent-ish eyes. She chuckled
"Konan. I'm the Akatsuki leader's wife." She said. I stopped mid step. I had a feeling I was where I shouldn't be, but…
"Please don't tell me I'm an Akatsuki captive" I said without thinking
"You are, now come along. The others are waiting." She took my hand and tugged me along behind her
"B-But I didn't do anything! W-why am I here?!" I squeaked, Konan simply shrugged.
"Itachi and Kisame lugged you back. You apparently were in the wrong place at the wrong time." She said. I whimpered quietly.
I'm not scared easily, but the thought of being in a seventeen year old girl in a place alone with ten S-Class criminals terrified me.
She dragged me along down a very long hall and down a flight of stairs (which I promptly attempted to "fall" down. Needless to say she caught me.) We finally reached a meeting room of sorts, and I was forced inside and into a chair. My hopes of it just being the Leader and Konan were crushed terribly when I saw every single Akatsuki member staring back at me. I crossed my arms and sighed, dropping my head on the table.
Someone grabbed the back of my head and forced it back up. I groaned extra loud in irritation.
"Behave, young lady." Konan hissed. I sighed again, and ran my fingers thru my hair.
"No promises." I deadpanned. I looked at the man sitting across the long table from me, Konan left my side to sit by him. The others sat as well.
"Give us your name." The man said, his gaze hard and frightening.
"Adrianna." I said. I hated being asked my name. I always got the same reaction. It was such an uncommon name, half the time people didn't believe me. This was one of those moments.
"Your real name." He said
"That is my real name."
"…"
"Yeah…" I rubbed the back of my head nervously
"That's the most ridiculous fucking name ever." One of the other members said loudly
"Tell me something I don't know, dipshit." I snapped in his general direction. The man who spoke lunged to his feet, but before he could make a grab for me, he was forced back down by the two people on either side of him. Feeling quite proud of myself, I smirked and relaxed a bit in my chair. I turned my attention back to the Leader who looked irritated and, above all things, just plain tired.
"I apologize, sir." I said, flashing him a friendly smile.
I won't go into details of the meeting but it had a lot of yelling at other members to shut up, me laughing, getting thwacked a few times, and finally just flat out told that I was their captive, but I was also being forced to join the organization. Apparently they thought that forcing me on their side was a good idea.
This is gonna be fun. Jade whispered in my head. I knew her wicked grin had stretched across my own face.
For once, I totally agree. I thought.
A: Mwahahahaha
Ita: Why do I have the feeling you have terrible things planned for us?
A: Cause I do. *grins* Thanks for reading, guys! Don't forget to review! Send me prank ideas, if you so wish. If they're any good, I'll use them and, of course, give you credit for them! Tata!
