A: Welp, I decided that I was just gonna use some of the pranks and whatnot from the original until I get more ideas from you, or I become more creative. I don't own Naruto or any movie/TV show I reference, which I do a lot. Enjoy!

I tried to hide out in the room I was given, but alas, hunger got the better of me. I padded down the long hall, bedrooms lined it for the most part, then it became more of a home-like place. You know, kitchen, living room, library, etc.

I found the kitchen empty and a total train wreck. You could tell this place was run by men. I sighed quietly and cleaned the room as best as I could. Once I was finished, I rummaged around and found something edible, there was plenty for me, but I had a feeling I should just kill two birds with one stone and cook for everybody.

The smell of my cooking brought many curious and hungry men to the doorway.

"Whatchya cookin'?" I turned and gave the speaker a blank stare. He was a tall, well built, silver haired ninja that goes by the name of Hidan. He was loud mouthed and vulgar, annoying, and not very intelligent.

"Dinner." I sighed. "Now get out, I don't like people in here while I'm cooking!" I shooed him and the others who had gathered away. I continued cooking and when looking for vegetables to add, I noticed that they had alcohol. A lot of alcohol. I felt an evil smirk come over my face and grabbed a half empty bottle of vodka.

I mixed the alcohol with some kool-aid and set the table for dinner.

I called them all in, declaring it time to eat. A few wandered in and sat down, but not all.

"Hey!" I yelled "If you aren't in here within the next thirty seconds, you don't eat for the rest of the evening!" That got people moving and everyone was crowded around the table. I laughed and rolled my eyes at them.

"Are you going to sit?" Konan asked. I shook my head

"Can't. No empty seat." I pointed out.

"TOBI WILL GET YOU ONE!" I nearly fell over at the very loud proclamation by the tall, masked member. He was a sweetheart, and for some ungodly reason, adored the hell out of me.

He returned with a chair and squeezed it between his chair and a blonde member with longer hair, bangs covering one of his blue eyes. His name was Deidara. He seemed slightly relieved to have me next to him, rather than Tobi.

They all started grabbing at food, some more civilized than others. I picked at food, eating quietly. I joined in drinking the spiked Kool-Aid, pretending not to notice the added alcohol. It appeared, that the Akatsuki didn't notice at all. Well, that's not exactly true. Itachi had frowned at the taste and raised his eyebrow at me, which I ignored.

Throughout the rest of the night, the Akatsuki gradually got drunk on the spiked juice. I cleaned the kitchen, listening to my plan unfold. I heard a crashing sound, and giggled quietly.

"Someone fell down the stairs." I mumbled aloud.

"That was Hidan." A voice said from behind me. I froze and slowly turned my head. Itachi stood, watching me clean from the doorway. I shot him a smile and turned back to scrubbing dishes.

"Well, he seems like an idiot, so it's no surprise." I said. I heard Itachi's footsteps come closer. He stopped right behind me.

"What did you do?" He hissed. I turned and nearly had a heart attack. He was closer to me than I realized.

"P-personal space." I stuttered. He really wasn't bad looking close up. Soft lines, high cheekbones, long eyelashes, strong nose, and, for lack of a better term, kissable lips.

"Do not make me repeat myself." He growled, moving slightly closer, making me a little more uncomfortable.

"I didn't d-do anyth-thing!" I stuttered. Claustrophobia started to kick in and I felt faint.

"C-can you please m-move?" I asked "I c-can't b-breath!" My hands balled into fists and I felt more and more as if I was going to pass out. Finally, he pulled back and gave me my space back. Without another word from either of us, I ducked around him and padded down the hallway quickly.

I wandered around the base, trying to find everything there is to find. I noticed that the bedrooms had little name tag-like plaques with the name of each member engraved on them. My room had one as well, but at the moment it was still blank. Stepping into my dimly lit room, I sighed. I closed the door behind me and flopped onto the bed.

-Elsewhere-

Long hallways, dimly lit by torches. Two figures walk together, one talking with a grin on his pale, snake-like face. The other stayed silent, black eyes taking in everything around him.

"So Sasuke, I heard a rumor." The pale one hissed, grinning still.

"Should I care?" Sasuke grumbled

"Oh, perhaps not, but still. I heard that a little konoha konoichi went missing. What was her name again…" He tapped his chin then snapped his fingers "Ah! That's right! Adrianna Johnson. Hard to forget a strange name like that, ah?" Sasuke's eyes glided over to glare at the other

"I'll admit, that is somewhat interesting, Orochimaru." He said "I knew her, it doesn't surprise me that she's run off. She's more prone to trouble than Naruto." Orochimaru laughed

A: Well, this is it for now. I know it's...kinda short and really super late but I've been overly busy with school and I'm trying to get other chapters written for other things! So so so so sorry! Review and give me new ideas, okay? Love you all!