A: Yay! A FILLER CHAPTER!

Ita: A filler? Let me guess, you have no idea where to go from where you left off in the last chapter?

A: YUP! So pretty much this is just a random cool off chapter, of course, this doesn't mean that the guys get off the hook! Let's find out what Adrianna has up her sleeve for a lazy Saturday! I do not own Naruto or any movie/tv show/song I reference. Enjoy!

I was stretched out on the couch half asleep, the TV was just noise in the background. This was one of the days that no one had any pressing missions (other than the original objective, of course) and they all just lazed around.

I felt the weight of a full grown man on my stomach all of the sudden and I opened my eyes, gasping.

"What the hell!" I cried, turning my entire body so that both me, and the man who sat on me fell to the floor.

"Damnit! What the hell was that for?!" Hidan hissed, sitting up to glare at me

"You sat on me, you asshole!" I yelled back. We had a short glaring match, that was interrupted by Kakuzu. The tallest member ripped Hidan and I off the floor and tossed us both on the couch.

"You two are getting annoying. It's time you talked out your differences and got over it." He said, crossing his arms over his chest

"Hell no!"

"Fuck that!"

The two of us cried simultaneously. Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at us. I rubbed my stomach, as if trying to rub the pain I was in away

"Seriously man." I said, looking over at Hidan "That hurt like a bitch."

"Hmph. I'm sorry." He grumped. I mumbled 'it's fine' under my breath and coughed. Kakuzu nodded his approval and sulked off again.

Hidan and I watched TV in uncomfortable silence. I shifted in my seat and finally sighed in defeat

"What's wrong with you?" He asked, giving me a sideways glance

"I'm bored." I said, I gave him a sad look.

"The hell do you want me to do about it?" He narrowed his eyes at me

"...you wanna cause trouble?" I asked. He blinked a few times, unsure of what he'd just been asked. I watched him silently debate with himself whether or not he wanted to join me in my trouble making, but finally a slow grin appeared on his face.

"One condition." He said "If we get caught, you don't sell me out, got it?"

"It's a deal." I let a mischievous grin stretch across my face. The two of us practically lept from our seats and ran off to make trouble.

Off in the distance, Itachi and Kisame watched Hidan and I vanish. The Uchiha looked over at his fish-faced partner

"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen." He said. Kisame chuckled

"With Hidan at the kid's side, I don't doubt it." The fish let out another laugh, then turned and started to leave. Itachi watched the direction me and my silver-haired fiend (ahem, friend) had gone, before following.

Hidan and I waited until a few of the other members had gathered together in the living room before making our entrance. Hidan had the worlds biggest grin on his face, I kept mine neutral. We walked into the living room together, I held an empty bottle in my hand.

"That just doesn't look right, hm." Deidara said, giving the two of us a nervous look.

"We're bored." Hidan announced loudly.

"You could have said that better." I said, giving him a 'really, dude?' look

"Shut up." He growled, shooting me a glare.

"What do you two want, and why do you have a bottle?" Kakuzu asked before Hidan and I could get further into an argument.

"Well, like he said, we're bored." I shrugged. "And I propose we play a game."

"What game?" Itachi asked, giving me a wary glance

"Truth or dare."

"NO" The word was screamed by every man in the room, save for Hidan, who just grinned.

"C'mon, it'll be fun! Please?" I pouted, my eyes growing wide, my lower lip sticking out ever so slightly. I clutched the bottle tightly, careful not to break it. There were several long sighs, and a few heads dropping in defeat. I grinned up at Hidan and Everyone sat on the floor by the coffee table, where I set the bottle.

"Right, since I'm an incredibly nice person, we all get the chance to pass one truth and one dare, okay? Great." I spun the bottle. We all watched it spin, around and around it went. It eventually landed on Itachi.

"Ohohoho" I giggled "Truth or dare, Uchiha?" I grinned mischievously at him. He rolled his red eyes.

"Truth." He sighed. I tapped my chin in thought.

"Okay, who would you die for?" I asked. Uchiha blinked at me, surprised by the seriousness of the question

"Interesting question." He said "I'd die for no one."

"Seriously? Come on you're not that heartless." I leaned towards him a bit

"I'm afraid I am." He deadpanned. He reached across and with a quick flick of his wrist, spun the bottle. Around and a around it went, finally stopping on me. I poked the mouth of the bottle the slightest bit, moving it so it was pointing at Deidara

"That's cheating, hm!" The blonde cried, moving the bottle back to it's original position. I pouted at him, but crossed my arms and slumped over slightly

"Fine. I'll do a truth." I sighed.

"Very well, then." Itachi tilted his head to look at me, I saw the smallest of smirks appear on his face.

"Do tell, are you still a virgin?" He asked. I felt my entire face turn bright red.

"Of all things!" I squeaked, covering my face.

"So you are." His smirk grew.

"Sh-shut up, Uchiha! I got money that says you're one too!" I countered, burying my still beet red face in the laughing Hidan's shoulder. I reached for the bottle, peeking from Hidan's shoulder just long enough to spin it. I didn't care enough to see who it landed on.

"I'll do a dare." Kisame said. That made me pull myself together. I shot him a wide grin, forcing his own grin to fall. He knew he'd screwed himself.

"Dare, huh? Alrighty then, fish boy." I cooed "I dare you...to kiss your dear Itachi anywhere on the face." The two men went dead still. Kisame gaped at me, Itachi gave me one of his deadliest glares. The others in the room were snickering, wondering what he'd do.

"Pass." He said quickly "I'd like to live a few more years." He shrugged, I dropped my head back and whined loudly.

"Fine fine, whatever." I waved my hand dismissively at him. He reached out and spun the bottle. It eventually stopped on Hidan.

"Dare!" the Jashinist proclaimed loudly

"I dare you to say something blasphemous about Jashin." Kisame said. The shark braced himself for what Hidan would do, but none of us were expecting his outburst of loud curses and eventually, throwing the bottle at Kisame, cursing more.

"We'll take that as a pass." I squeaked from behind Kakuzu. "J-Just spin the bottle, please." Hidan huffed and retrieved the bottle, and spun it roughly. It landed on Kakuzu.

"I'll do a truth." The man grumbled, still trying to pry me off his arm and return me to my spot between him and Hidan.

"Why do you like Adrianna so much?" Hidan asked. Kakuzu stopped, and thought for a moment

"Well, for one thing, she's not a complete idiot." He said, succeeding in finally tossing me into Hidan.

"And...?" Hidan prodded, grinning at his partner

"There is no and. that's it." Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at Hidan.

"You like her don't you!" Hidan's voice rose with excitement. Kakuzu glared harder. He opened his mouth to speak but I interrupted before he had the chance.

"Of course he likes me, I'm fabulous. Stop arguing, we're playing a game!" I said. Kakuzu huffed and flicked the bottle. Eventually it landed on me, yet again.

"Hmmm...I guess I trust you a little bit. Dare." I fidgeted slightly. Just because I had a little trust in the man, didn't mean I was fully prepared for whatever he had in store for me.

"Kiss the Uchiha on the mouth." He smirked down at me. I blinked at the man, then looked over at Itachi, who had gone still. I stood and made my way around the table to Itachi. I knelt down, grabbed his face and gave him a good, hard kiss. I then stood, stretched and padded back over to my spot between Hidan and Kakuzu and spun the bottle. It landed on Deidara.

"Dare, hm." He said, grinning.

"Eat Hidan's ice cream!" I declared, returning his grin. The blonde nearly flew to the kitchen, where he found Hidan's ice cream. He returned with the carton in one hand, a spoon in the other. It took everything I had, plus some help from Kakuzu, to hold the Jashinist back. Deidara ate a single spoonful, then returned the carton before Hidan had a heart attack. The blonde came back and spun the bottle. It landed on Tobi.

"Oh! Oh! Tobi wants a dare!" The masked man squealed, clapping his hands together

"Take off the mask, hm." Deidara said. Tobi went very still.

"Um...um...Tobi wants a truth instead!" He said, fidgeting ever so slightly

"Who are you behind the mask? There's no getting out of this, hm!" Deidara all but demanded. The masked man stuttered, trying to find words, but finally he slumped over. Slowly, he started to remove the orange lolipop mask from his face. Every single person watched with anticipation.

Suddenly, there was a low rumble. Then the wall exploded.

A: Well here we go! I realize that I promised you guys a thing about Adrianna's Inner Self, but around the end of this I just got really lazy. I may or may not add it at the very very end, depending on how I feel. Sorry! Review if you enjoyed (or didn't, let me know either way) and I'll see you guys next time!