England awkwardly looked away. So he did use magic last night. Of course, he wasn't going to let anybody know that. He would find the reverse spell and would change Japan back without anyone noticing. But which de-aging spell did I use? The former pirate hid his face, contemplating the possibilities.

"Britain, what's wrong? Did you finally get taste buds and realize that your food tastes bad?" America joked. The American wasn't even looking at his former guardian; he was watching Japan ask Russia if he could touch his hair, too.

"Mind you, that was the same food that you ate. Frog, stop giving Japan that look; he is a child."

"I am very well aware of that, L'Angleterre."

"Anyway, Opium, I hope you know how to fix this, ~aru."

"Can you not call me that?" Britain silently fumed with himself when China looked right though fault. He knew England had changed Japan into a kid, and he wanted to yell at him for it, but Japan was right there.

"I know you did this, ~aru. Why?"

"I-I, um…"

"Dude, you were crazy last night! I thought you were kidding when you pulled out that spell book and spoke random crap."

"Why, thank you, America." England muttered sarcastically while China glared daggers at him. "Do you remember anything I said?"

"Not really, just something about 'Bickering Billy'. Everything else was too slurred for me to understand."

"As far as I know comrade, you don't understand anything, Da?"

"Shut up, commy."

"Only if you become with Mother Russia."

"Dude, heck no!"


China resisted the urge to pull out a wok and slam everyone's heads in but his kept control for his brother.

"I'm sorry to bother you sir, but how does your hair stay back like that?" Japan was talking to Germany.

"What did he say?"

"He wants to know how your hair is slicked back like that. Aiyah…"

"Ja, can you tell him that I use hair gel?"

"Fine, Japan, the man uses magic. That's how his hair stays back."

Japan stared in awe at Germany. He met spirits and dragons, but he had never met a man who could perform magic.

"Is that what you really told him? I only see him make this face when he's given a camera."

"Magic is about the same as hair gel, right, ~aru?"


yah china, hair gel is magic x3