"So, it's decided, ~aru. England; you find a reverse. I just need somebody to help me teach Japan English (again) and somebody to help me take care of him, just in case."
"~Ve, can you no take care of him yourself. Aren't you his fratello?"
"Well," China looked at his feet, embarrassed, "I'm not as young as I used to be, ~aru." The elder nation took little Japan's hand when him waddled over.
"I could offer some assistance; I did raise two countries." England gave a confident grin to Japan.
"L'Angleterre, all of those that you raised are rude."
"Shut up! At least they're not perverted!"
"Comrades, calm down. You're scaring little Japan. I will help care for little, helpless Japan, ~da?"
"~Ve, I want to take care of babino Japan, too!"
"Oui, I could teach him some-"
"N-no thank you. Aiyah…" China was regretting calling these nations. "For now, I'll take care of him. Japan, come- I mean- Japan, here. I'll introduce you to these, um, people."
"Hai, Nii-san."
China cleared his throat. "This is Britain, this is America, this is France, this is Russia, this is Italy Veneciano, and this is Germany. Got it, ~aru?" China realized his mistake.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san. Nihon desu. Hajimemasute, Desu Isu Buritan-san." China hid his head in his hand: he spoke English when introducing them and Japan thought all of their surnames were 'This Is'.
"Hajimemasute, Ando Desu Isu Gemanii-sama."
"Sama? Isn't that what he calls his boss?"
"He thinks you are the leader of this, how do I say this, family?"
"Dude, does he speak English?"
"No, I'm afraid not, ~aru."
sorry fo the short chapter (typing is hard '^^)
