The stage was lit and on it we could see our two hosts, and one hostess, waiting to start off on the show they were all forced to participate in or risk having recurring nightmares of Bison and Honda in bikinis.

"What's up everybody. It's your boy Ken Masters!" Ken said excitedly.

"In your girl Ibuki!" Ibuki added in.

"..."

"... Yeah and that's just the guy Guy. Wow that sounded so wrong," Ken snickered.

"Bastard," Guy muttered but otherwise kept his idifferent demeanor.

"And you guys are watching?" Ibuki prompted.

"Date that hansome Loser!" Ken shouted.

"So last time we saw Sakura crash and burn before she even had a chance to get a date from Ryu," Ibuki said.

"It wasn't fair and you all know it!" Sakura said irritably.

"Awww already making excuses? Face it sweety you didn't even have a chance to begin with," Viper said.

"Oh and you think you could do better?" Sakura sneered.

"I'm something you're not girl. I'm a woman," Viper sneered back.

"Well at least I don't where an outfit that looks like it was stolen from a hobo!" Sakura fumed.

"Easy Sakura. There's no point in fighting her," Dan said from the seat next to her.

"But-"

"She has her own issues. No need to add to them," Dan said smiling.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean you pink wearing gay fag?" Viper asked angrily.

"Well it's obvious. You're sexually frustrated," Dan said evenly like he knew what he was talking about. Every single person looked at him like he was the biggest idiot on earth, well except Sakura and Blanka.

Viper's mouth hung open. His statement was so idiotic that she didn't know how to reply.

"I'm so sorry. Please talk to me Chun," Cammy pleaded on her hands and knees in front of Chun Li. She had a bit of space to beg because each seat had enough space for people to move between them.

Chun Li just kept her eyes on the stage and gave no reply to have even heard what Cammy said.

"Chun I was desperate, can't you see? I didn't want to have pictures of Honda and Bison in my head. I had to do what ever I could," Cammy pleaded her case. She had to understand that Cammy didn't flaunt herself infront of Ryu to hurt her.

"You didn't have to sell your body like that," Chun Li whispered.

"It was just an act Chun. I was never going sleep with him, honest!" Cammy said.

"... It looked pretty convincing to me," Chun Li said irritably.

Cammy just sat next to Chun Li and sulked in her seat.

"You know you haven't talked ever since this thing started," Juri said sitting next to Seth.

"I don't see any point. I'm just waiting for this stupid 'show' to be done with or find way to escape without...those images coming forth," Seth said in annoyance.

"Wow and I thought you were boring before," Juri said.

"Don't worry guys! I will get us out of here," Fei Long said with confidence.

"Sit down we don't need a Bruce Lee wannabe trying to play hero," Akuma said.

"If I don't do anything then who will?" Fe Long asked as he glared at Akuma.

"He's got a point. I'd rather have Chuck Norris save us then you," Balrog said.

"What? Why?" Fei Long asked.

"I hate Bruce Lee movies and your acting sucks," Balrog said.

"But I'm not Bruce Lee!" Fei Long shouted.

"... Bullshit," Balrog said as he glared at Fei Long.

"Okay! Back to the main topic!. Last time Ryu didn't get to ask out Sakura on a date," Ken said.

"It wasn't my fault!" Sakura screamed.

"So thanks to your votes and messages. We decided on the next candidate for dear Ryu's affection and money," Ken continued with glee.

"So without further ado. On to the action!" Ibuki said and then the curtains moved away from the screen and the screen lit up.

It was strange. Every single time he came to an airport there was always a ticket available for him to use, although he wasn't complaining, he was still suspicious on why he would be getting free tickets to a specific destination, even though it only started to happen a few days ago. He was told that the tickets came from the people that cared for him but Ryu didn't know anyone who would go that far for him. Even though the tickets were free he didn't have a choice in destination so he ended going with were the ticket said he would go and although he felt it might be a trap he still wanted to see the world and train anywhere possible so he threw caution to the wind and accepted, besides if it was a trap then he knew he could take anyone on, well so far anyway.

He was in Italy and as soon as he arrived in this place he received a letter which held directions for him to follow, if this was a trap then it was time for the moment of truth. He made is away through the streets and had to ask for directions a number of times. He had finally came to the place he was supposed to and he had to admit it looked like a weird place for anyone to lay a trap for him. It was a gift shop with various amounts of gadgets and crystal balls. He made his way inside carefully to make sure that no one was about to jump him.

"Hello?" Ryu called out.

"Wow you're so smart, going around like a ninja and then letting them know exactly where you are. Yes you're a true genuis," The sarcasm was dripping off of Evil Ryu's mouth.

"Your compliments will not make me free you," Ryu said.

"...My god," Evil Ryu said in astonishment.

"I'm back here," A voice called and Ryu made his way to it only to find Rose sitting at a table with a crystal ball in the middle of it.

"Rose? So it was you who sent the message," Ryu said.

"Hello Ryu. Yes. I send the message," Rose said.

"What's the matter? Is something dark coming in the future?" Ryu asked.

"No dear. I invited you here so we could catch up on old times," Rose said.

"You just wanted us to talk? Are you sure that's all?" Ryu asked.

"Well..not really. I also wanted to read your future to see what will come," Rose said, She had a plan and she hoped Ryu was as dense as everyone made him out to be.

"I understand," Ryu said seriously. Hook, line and sinker

"Take a seat," Rose instructed.

Ryu took a seat and waited.

"Give me your hands," Rose said and Ryu did as she said.

"Wow Ryu. So strong and Firm. I bet all the girls tell you that," Rose flirted.

"Actually no," Ryu said.

"I wonder what else you're hiding under that outfit," Rose continued to flirt.

"Nothing. It is so I don't become naked," Ryu said.

"Okay... What do you like to do for your free time?" Rose asked as she caressed Ryu's hands with her own.

"I like to train," Ryu said.

"Anything else you like to do?," Rose asked.

"No," Ryu answered.

Rose frowned. She was getting nowhere.

"Right let me take a reading," Rose said as she closed her eyes and pretended to concentrate.

"I see... I see a woman. She is not clear yet but I can see her and she is with you," Rose said with a ghost of a smirk on her face.

"Can you see who the woman is now?" Ryu asked curiously.

"A little. I can see you two holding hands and smiling at each other," Rose said.

"What else?" Ryu asked, he took the bait pretty well.

"I can see her now! She looks like...me," Rose said in fake shock.

"What does the vision mean?" Ryu asked.

"Ryu... I think it means that you and me are together in the future," Rose said.

"But we are already together now," Ryu said confused.

"No Ryu. I think it means that you and I had started to date," Rose said calmly, she would stay patient because she already knew of Ryu obliviousness.

"The third of March," Ryu said.

"What?" Rose asked confused.

"The date, it is the third of March," Ryu stated.

"No, not that date. I meant going out," Rose said in surprise, how could he not know things like this?

"I don't want to go out if it's fine with you. It's rainning hard outside and I was just lucky enough to find this place," Ryu said as he looked at a window.

Rose was stupefied. What the hell? He didn't know what a date was? No way! How was she going to get that date and the money now?

The front door of the store opened and in walked Dalsim and Sagat, much to Rose's chagrin.

"Ah Rose. Still trying to predict the future I see," Dhalsim said.

"Isn't she a gipsy? Aren't they like thieves or something?" Sagat asked.

"To be honest I am not sure," Dhalsim said.

"Hey Ryu has she told you about your love life yet," Sagat laughed.

"Sagat," Ryu said seriously as he stood and took on a fighting pose.

"Ryu stop it. Just leave them," Rose implored while she glared at Sagat.

"So what lies have you been telling him?" Sagat asked.

"Lies. I do not tell lies Sagat. My predictions ring true everytime," Rose said in irritation.

"...I think she's in denial," Sagat said to Dhalsim. They both looked at eachother and then laughed.

"Leave now before you regret your stay," Rose gritted out.

"You should heed her warning," Ryu chimed in while staring at Sagat.

"Now now, violence is never a way to solve problems," Dhalsim said.

"Yeah and besides we didn't come here to fight. We just came for a prediction," Sagat said with a smile.

"... Fine take some seats but do not anger me, understand?" Rose said and the two men nodded at her.

"Do you need me to join you?" Ryu asked.

"Yes of course! I need you right here," Rose said as she patted her lap.

Ryu blushed but didn't refuse. He had to admit it felt a little awkward sitting on someone's lap but Rose said she needed him on it so he had to do it for the betterment of the future, well that's what he thought anyway.

"Gotta watch your stuff Ryu, I mean she is a gipsy after all," Sagat said earning a glare from Rose.

"As soon as I give you your readings I want you out of here," Rose said angrily while holding on to Ryu like a giant teddy bear.

"Yeah whatever," Sagat said with a grin.

"Let us hold hands," Rose said. They all held hands and Rose closed her eyes to focus.

"Dhalsim, I see that your mother has past away. You hold a deep inner turmoil of your past but I cannot see what it is exactly," Rose said still in concentration.

"Pshht that stuff is general knowledge Rosy. Even I know that and I hardly know the guy!" Sagat said as he rolled his eyes.

"That is true," Dhalsim said.

Rose scowled but didn't open her eyes.

"Sagat, I see that you are a strong individual who holds himself high and fights by a principal and code for inner peace," Rose said.

"Yeah and you know what I see? That you fortune telling sucks!" Sagat said.

"Wait I see something else." Rose gasped.

"What now? That I have an eye patch? That I'm bold? Please tell us oh great and powerfull Rose," Sagat said.

"... I also see your mother and I have to admit she is a very ugly woman indeed," Rose said with a smirk.

"What did you say?" Sagat growled.

"Now guys let's not-"

"I said she's very ugly, hideous even. At least now we know where you got your looks from," Rose said as she finally opened her eyes.

"Well yo momma's so ugly that people mistake her face for an ass," Sagat said, he was serious now.

"Your mother is so ugly that she makes shit look beautiful," Rose said glaring back.

"Yo momma's so fat that when she trips and falls she makes an earthquake that could be considered Judgement Day," Sagat said,

"... Zinger," Dhalsim said.

"Your mother is so ugl-"

"Enough!" Ryu shouted. They all stopped what they were doing and looked at him.

"Do you have any fortunes for me?" Ryu asked.

"Well not right now," Rose said.

"Then why am I needed here?" Ryu asked seriously.

"I just wanted to talk to you," Rose said.

"Sorry Rose but I have no time for that. Thank you for the fortune and I will see you around," Ryu said as he got up from Rose's lap and made his way to the front door. The rain had stopped so he could continue on his journey of becoming the world's greatest fighter.

"Wait Ryu-" but it was too late as the front door closed.

"..."

"..."

"... Your mother is so ugly then when she walks past a toilet it flushes,"

"Fuck you bitch!"

The curtains covered the screen and our hosts were back on the stage.

"That was..."

"... Interesting,"

"Who knew Rose had it in her?" Ken asked.

"Not me that's for sure," Ibuki said.

"Such childish behavior," Guy scoffed.

"Seriously man, why on earth did they pick you as a host?" Ken asked bluntly.

"Why are you asking me?" Guy shot back.

"Well yet another failed attempt to get the oh so lovable, handsome, god of man Ryu," Ibuki gushed.

"Why did you say it like that?" Ken asked surprised, in the last episode she called him a loser.

"Come on! I'm sure everyone was thinking it!" Ibuki giggled.

"No we weren't. What the hell is wrong with you!?" Viper yelled.

"Speak for yourself Viper," Sakura said.

"You want a spanking littel girl because I'd be more then happy to give you one." Viper said to Sakura.

"That's exactly why you will never get Ryu," Sakura said.

"And why is that?" Crimson Viper asked.

"Becuase you're a snake and Ryu will see right through you," Sakura spat.

"We'll see about that," Viper said.

"Anyway... It's the end of the episode! Don't forget to vote for who you want to see go after Ryu next. Seriously your vote counts," Ibuki said.

"Yep You guys need to vote! See you next time on," Ken looked at Guy.

"...No," Guy said folding his arms.

"Please Guy? Pretty pretty please!?" Ibuki said with a puppy dog pout.

"Using such a tactic is disgraceful for a kunoichi," Guy said simply.

Ibuki deflated for a moment, then thought, and then glared at Guy.

"Are you calling me ugly!?" Ibuki screamed.

Guy rolled his eyes. What was up with female fighters and making themselves pretty all the time. It shouldn't matter how pretty you look if you were going to get the shit beat out of you later. Idiot females.

"Since Guy is acting gay I'll sign us off. See you next time on Date That Loser!" Ken said and then the stage lights dimmed until there was nothing but black.

AN: Done! Hope you enjoyed it and thanks for the messages. Sorry if there's any grammer or spelling errors. English aint my first language. Read and Review please.