A/N: I will try to do all the days of the month but i might skip a few.

Thursday May 1

I have officially broken ground on fort Kisame, Genma is helping me build it. We are sure it will be done by the end of the month. I have decided to Keep this a secret from leader until it's finished.

Friday May 2

I have decided to quit the akatsuki and form my own organization. I am considering a few names for said organization. I'll either call it team Kisame, the sharks or Super Awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Shark Force Of Total Coolish Amazingness. That last one will be abbreviated as S.A.T.M.N.S.F.O.T.C.A.

Saturday May 3

I have decided on a name for my organization drum roll please... S.A.T.M.N.S.F.O.T.C.A. Some Akatsuki members have noticed the construction out back. Konan is taking bets on how long it will take leader to notice, my money is on never.

Sunday May 4

Leader still hasn't seen the construction. We've hired some genin from konoha to do the work for us, but I'm thinking of firing them. One of them is constantly talking about being the 7th hokage, and another can't even wipe his nose. If it continues this way I will have to hire someone else.

Monday May 5

I'm beginning to wonder why pein is our leader. A shinobi who can't even see construction in his own backyard is no leader. Just another good reason to quit. Also hidan has been trying not to swear all day, it's pretty hilarious actually.

Hey Kisame. Yeah I'm writing in your diary, it's hidan and I just want to say: shut up you stupid f-um f-no, uh, f-f-FISH. Yeah you're a fish.

Tuesday May 6

Apparently I need to hide my diary better. And I swear, the next yime someone calls me a fish they will face the full wrath of the s.a.t.m.n.s.f.o.t.a! I am NOT a fish i am a SHARK! Also Itachi has kicked me out of our room so I'm currently staying at Orochimaru's base. It's safe to say I won't be sleeping any time soon.

Wednesday May 7

Orochimaru has been following me around all day. I think we should go live somewhere else, Sasuke can't sleep due to nightmares. Genma is just a little freaked out, turns out he's afraid of snakes. And I can't figure out why orochimaru is alive. I thought Sasuke killed him...

Thursday May 8

As it turns out orochimaru was just a fangirl in disguise. She has also joined the s.a.t.m.n.s.f.o.t.c.a. she claims her last name is hoshigaki...maybe we're related. I have decided to move back home to kirigakure, I'm sure my mom will let us stay with her.

Friday May 9

Not much happened today. We just walked. We will be summoning one of Sasukes snakes to carry us while we sleep. We can't waste any time.

Saturday May 10

We arrived at my mom's house today but she wouldn't let me in unless I had brought a woman. I was going to leave but tbe fangirl insisted that she was my girlfriend. When I tried to disagree she punched me so hard I flew through the wall into the neighbors house.

Sunday May 11

My moms neighbors are moving out so we decided to take over their house as our kiri base. My mom can cook for us and do our house work while we plan akatsuki's downfall. Now we need a base in konoha. We will leave tonight.

Monday May 12

Sasuke has taught us a teleportation jutsu so we made it to konoha quickly. We have taken an empty apartment. It's odd that there are photos of itachi's pet genin, fred on the walls. The good news is that the place is stocked with ramen. We will stay here for the remainder of the month.

Tuesday May 13

Some pink haired girl showed up today looking for the kyuubi boy. I informed her that she had the wrong address because he never lived here. The only occupants were fred and us. Stupid girl. When Sasuke saw her out the window he girlishly screamed "hide me!" So I invited her to join us, she declined due to a quest to find her teammates.

Wednesday May 14

Sasuke is hiding in his room with the doir barricaded so the pink girl can't find him. Apparently the great uchiha Sasuke is as wimpy as his brother. I'm going to tell him this so he will man up.

Thursday May 15

Sasuke has killed the pink girl. We may have to leave konoha early now.

-Is that man enough for ya? Stupid fish!

Sasuke stop writing in my diary. And for calling me a fish you will be cleaning the base for the next month.

Friday May 16

We are now looking for new members. We will need reinforcements to protect fort kisame. I have put out an add across the village. Also we hid the body and told everyone the pink girl ran away.

Saturday May 17

We have recruited some new members. Izumo and Kotetsu who say they don't get much screen time. We also got the ramen girl, ayame. But the best one so far is hatake kakashi, who is sick of having his team members run away...or die.

Sunday May 18

I got a letter from hidan who is also a member of my organization. He says the construction is going well and we can move in by the end of the month. Pein still hasn't know about it. Also hidans language seems to be very clean, he only swore twice.

Monday May 19

I now have enough members to protect my base. To put things in perspective here is a list:

Hoshigaki kisame

Uchiha sasuke

Hatake kakashi

Hidan

Izumo & Kotetsu

Genma

Hoshigaki fangirl

Rock lee (we told him he wouldn't get picked on for his fashion sense)

Monday May 26

Nothing has happened in days we've all been getting to know eachother. We did trust falls and told secrets and did eachothers hair and even had a pillow fight. Now that we all get along we can officially move back to the base.

Tuesday May 27

We teleported here. I wish we hadn't. Itachi has formed his own team. They are called team hn which consists of itachi, tobi, fred, itachi's fangirl, hinata ( chasing fred), orochimaru (still not dead), and the sand girl temari with her brother kankuro.

Wednesday May 28

Tensions are high between the three teams. Pein has finally noticed the mansions in the yard and is preparing to attack us. We are also worried about deidara, he has built a giant clay drill to drive to the center of the earth. I think he will blow it up.

Thursday May 29

Deidara has begun drilling today. The world will end soon. If this is it I want hoshigaki fangirl to know that-wait never mind. Deidara just drilled up through my floor. Pein hired him to blow the place up.

Friday May 30

Apparently dei's bomb was a dud. Fort kisame is still intact. Sadly we are under attack bu team hn now. This is going to be a long dirty war.

Saturday May 31

The war is over! Team kisame has won. This morning team hn had a mutiny and the new leader raised the white flag. Well actually it was orochimarus underwear but who cares. Thats why they call us the Super Awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja Shark Force Of Total Coolish Amazingness.

A/N: that chapter took forever to write so you better enjoy it. Next one might be up this weekend, we'll see.