Got to skive off work early today, and this chapter is the result. We're onto the game…

When Owen finally stumbled into the Torchwood boardroom, he was greeted with looks of annoyance from his team members, and a roll of the eyes from Ianto. Okay… so he was a little bit late.

"Owen! You're 10 minutes late!" Gwen shouted at him and he winced internally. "How on earth could you be late to something you were already at!?" She cried in disbelief.

The medic's face turned shifty. "Well… I got distracted by… by some important documents on my computer following that alien tech we dug up last week." He told her.

"More like your stash of porn." Ianto muttered as he rolled his eyes for the hundredth time that hour.

Owen slumped into a chair and scowled at the Welshman. "Okay." Jack started, stopping the Londoner from replying and starting another bickering match. "Now that everyone's here, let's start." The man said grinning, placing the lie detector on the table and causing everyone's eyes to widen.

"You brought the lie detector!?" Tosh squeaked.

Jack just laughed. "Well it would kinda ruin the point of Truth or Dare if it were easy for you to lie, wouldn't it?" He reminded her, raising his eyebrow slightly at the technician who sunk lower into her seat and took a big gulp from her glass of whiskey. Ianto grinned at the playful look on his boyfriend's face as he too took a sip of whiskey. "Seeing as Owen was the last to arrive, he can be first to go. Truth or Dare, Harper?" The immortal asked faux-innocently.

"Uhm…" Owen considered the damage Jack could do to his reputation. "…truth?"

"Boring." Jack stated. "But okay… shag, marry, throw off a cliff between me, Ianto and John Hart." He smiled gleefully as Ianto groaned and the girls both giggled.

"You're kidding?" Owen exclaimed. "You can't actually be serious…"

"You have to answer it, Owen… or you forfeit and do a dare instead." Gwen teased.

Owen scowled again, downing the rest of his drink. "I can't believe I'm actually going to answer this." He muttered. "Well I'd have to throw John off the bloody cliff wouldn't I… I could barely stand to breathe the same air as the twat." He explained to the chuckling team. The doctor stopped to look at both Jack and Ianto, who stared back with amused glances. "And then… well I'd shag Jack and marry Ianto I guess." He muttered, reaching to pour himself another drink.

"Hey!" Jack cried, a fake pout on his face. "Am I not marriage material!?" He asked.

Ianto grinned at the medic. "I never knew you felt this way, Owen." He teased playfully. Owen rolled his eyes and teased back by winking at the younger man, who responded with a smirk.

"My turn then." Owen continued, swiftly moving the subject on as he started to feel comfortably buzzed from the alcohol. "… Tosh." He started. "Truth or Dare?"

Tosh considered her options here. If she picked truth and got a question like Owen's, she could easily live down the embarrassment; after all, they gave her the options to choose from. However if it was a more personal question, she didn't feel very ethical in resorting to retconning her friends at the end of the night. "Dare." She decided confidently.

Owen just grinned at her. "Snog Gwen."

Ianto fought the urge to smile whilst Jack just outright beamed. The girls looked at Owen in shock. "Wait, why do I get dragged into her dare!?" Gwen protested.

Owen shrugged. "I don't make the rules, Gwen." He smirked.

Gwen stared at him with fire in her eyes. "You'll pay, Harper." She promised, as Tosh bravely leaned over towards her, the alcohol in her system making it easier for her to complete the dare, however she still remained embarrassed.

Tosh flushed red once the kiss ended and they pulled apart, whilst Gwen sat looked slightly bemused at the expression on the men of Torchwood's faces. "I pick Ianto." She finally said, looking up to meet his eyes and moving on to another drink. "Truth or dare?"

Ianto watched her thoughtfully before raising an eyebrow. "Truth." He stated.

Tosh thought for a moment about what she could ask Ianto. They had become quite close friends over the years, so she knew more about him than most, however there were still aspects of the quiet man's life that she was curious to know more about, and with the alcohol fuelling her confidence, she decided to ask. "Where's the weirdest and best place you and Jack have had sex?"

Ianto and Owen almost choked on their drinks with the surprise at her question. Jack had another wicked smirk on his face as though he was looking forward to the younger mans answer.

"Wow… uhm… okay." Ianto muttered, wiping his chin of whiskey and looking thoughtfully at Jack, who was eyeing him up suggestively. "I guess it would have to be the invisible lift." He admitted.

"You haven't!" Gwen exclaimed, laughing in surprise and disbelief.

"The lights green…" Tosh grinned, indicating towards to the lie detector. "It must be true."

"Of course it's true." Jack added, throwing a large wink towards Ianto, who rolled his eyes fondly.

"Bloody hell… how did that even work?" Owen found himself asking.

Jack looked at him with a teasing expression, yet even he found his eyes glazing over at the memory. "Ianto had his legs wrapped around my waist." He told him. "It was pretty hot actually…" Jack trailed off, a look of reminiscence splayed out on his features. Owen tilted his head as though imagining how exactly that could work, whilst Gwen and Tosh had their mouths open slightly at the mental image of a naked Jack and Ianto, pressed tightly together and kissing passionately whilst the latter clung on to the former until reaching their climax.

"Alright then." Ianto interrupted with an amused expression. "I think that means it's my turn." He reminded them, as they were snapped out of their sex-induced daze. "Gwen?"

Gwen, who was still flushed after the pictures playing out in her brain, looked at Ianto with surprise, expecting him to of picked Jack. "Oh… uhm... truth?"

Ianto smiled evilly. "How many of the times that you've walked in on me and Jack actually been an accident?" He asked with a knowing head tilt.

Gwen was too far drunk to have the decency to be embarrassed. "The first time was an accident!" She exclaimed, laughing with the others. "The other times… I knew paperwork didn't move that much furniture." She winked as Ianto laughed along with the rest of the now very merry team. "It's my turn… and since we've all had a go it's only right for me to ask Jack." The woman smiled.

Jack flashed her a wide smile. "You know I'm going to say dare, Mrs Cooper." He said, raising an eyebrow.

Gwen squealed in delight at his response. "I was so hoping you were going to say that!" She exclaimed. "I want you to kiss Ianto…"

"Your dare is for me to kiss my boyfriend…?" Jack asked in disbelief. "I have to say I'm disappointed, Gwen." He admitted, looking at the man in question and seeing him smirking seductively at him, the alcohol making him lose that reserved wall he always seemed to have up around him.

"I wasn't finished!" Gwen told him. "We're gonna time you how long it takes for you to turn him on!" She declared, causing Tosh to flush and grin at the same time, and Owen to fix the pair with a smug look of satisfaction.

Jack gaped for a minute, before shrugging it off to look at Ianto, who to his surprise, was looking up for the challenge. Ianto fixed him with a sexy smile. "Think you're up to that, Captain?" He grinned, sliding his stopwatch across to Gwen without taking his eyes from the immortal.

Jack stood and held his hand out for Ianto to do the same, and he pulled the young man flush against his body. "The only one that'll be up to anything is you, Jones, Ianto Jones." He whispered, loud enough for the others to hear (who were watching the scene with anticipation and excitement). Jack crushed his lips onto the younger mans without any further warning, and pushed him forcefully against the edge of the boardroom table. Ianto fell back against it with Jack in between his legs, so he was lying down with the American hovering over him, their lips never breaking contact. Jack began to run his hands down Ianto's body, groping and touching him up as he went, before slipping his hands up the insides of the mans shirt and squeezing the flesh found underneath. Ianto let out a low moan, not caring that his colleagues were watching the pair in fascination, as he focused on the feel of Jack's hands, Jack's mouth, Jack's body. And then suddenly, he stopped. Jack pulled away so that he was resting with his hands either side of Ianto's head, the latter staring up at him with a pout and lust filled eyes. "I think he's suitably turned on." Jack grinned wickedly, before lifting off the man altogether, leaving him lying dishevelled and dazed on the boardroom table. "Time?" He asked.

Gwen was silent for a few minutes, staring at the man that was currently good enough to eat on the desk, before finally meeting Jack's eyes. "6 minutes, 34 seconds." She stated, eyes still wide. "Oh my…"

"God." Tosh finished for her. Even Owen was acting suitably silent.

"My turn, is it?" Jack asked with his trademark grin etched across his face, refusing to look at the adorably indignant look on Ianto's face.

1 hour later

To say that Torchwood were drunk was an extreme understatement. After Jack's stunt with Ianto, they all decided (Ianto in particular), that they needed a lot more alcohol and proceeded to raid Jack's hidden stash, a hidden stash that proved to be just as big a secret as Torchwood was to the residents of Cardiff – not very big at all.

Gwen and Tosh were currently laughing at an indignant, yet grinning Owen… who was complaining at his newest dare. "I'm not kissing the coffeeboy; Jack'll kill me!" He slurred, chuckling at his boss.

"You made Tosh kiss me… so now you have to kiss Ianto!" Gwen exclaimed. "We want tongue action as well; none of that chaste rubbish!"

Owen mock-scowled and laughed good-naturedly. He had cheered up considerably since the lock-in had started, and was actually starting to enjoy the company of his co-workers. Although that could be the alcohol talking. "Come on then, Teaboy. Let's get this over with." He said, leaning across to Ianto, who was smirking at him with flushed cheeks and dishevelled hair. Jack had been finding it difficult not to throw the man back onto the table and have his way with him… but he realised that perhaps that was something his entire team didn't need to see, as much as Gwen and Tosh wanted it. "I'll show you a real kiss." Owen promised as he pressed his lips to Ianto's, who responded eagerly just to get revenge on Jack.

Jack stared at his boyfriend and his medic as they made out in front of him, filled with a good-natured jealousy. He found it impossibly unfair that Owen was getting to kiss Ianto at all, let alone in his gorgeously rugged state and he was sure Ianto was putting in more tongue than necessary just to taunt him. "Okay! Okay, I think your dares over now, Owen." Jack demanded, with a hint of seriousness.

"Oh, I dunno, Jack." Ianto told him innocently. "Might have been enjoying it more than one of your kisses." He said, grinning at Owen.

Jack was about to respond with an indignant remark when Gwen cut in. "Where…" She started with a slur. "Where are we gonna sleep?" She questioned, eyes wide and bright.

"Well… there're two sofas, and we have a sleeping bag left in here from… well you know where from." Jack started, not wanting to remind his team of the Brecon Beacons when they were all so happy. "I was gonna invite Ianto to sleep with me in my bunker… but if he'd rather sleep with Owen I won't bother." He said, pretending to seriously be pissed, but failing miserably due to the pout on Ianto's face.

Ianto was vaguely aware of his plan backfiring… but he knew Jack couldn't resist him if he looked sad, let alone being dishevelled, drunk and sad.

"Aw… look at his face, Jack!" Gwen told him as Ianto frowned.

"Okay." Jack relented. "If I take you to bed and fix that problem you've been sporting for about an hour and a half now, will that wipe that pout of your face?" The older man asked, talking to Ianto as if he were a child.

Ianto just grinned in return. "It's only fair… it was a problem you created."

The girls giggled. "Don't keep us up all night." They laughed.

Jack just winked. "My bunkers sound proof." He stated, before taking Ianto's hand and pulling him close. "Come on, baby." He said, causing the girls to melt at the term of endearment.

"Oh my God. You called him 'baby'! I am so not gonna forget that." Owen laughed, making a mental note of it in his intoxicated mind.

Ianto was too far gone to even register any embarrassment he might have at Jack's comment, considering Jack could've called him any name under the Sun at that moment and he'd still swoon and fall into his bed.

"See you in the morning!" The girls called as the men headed towards the bedroom leaving Owen to just shake his head fondly.