For Gruvia week! This is the first time I participate! Please, I'm not an expert in the world of authors. Forgive me for any misspell or wrong grammar XD
AND I'M SO BUSY I MIGHT NOT UPDATE IN TIME! SORRY!
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Day One: Ambiguity
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Mummy
It was dinner time, and Juvia was cooking for her and for her boyfriend. And since she was a water mage, she never bleed. All she felt was hurt but no bleed came out of her body.
I wonder, what if I cut myself… "Ouch!"
"What's wrong?" Gray asked, surprised from her small cry, then he saw her finger erupting a red stinky liquid. "Juvia, you are bleeding!"
"Wow…" was all she could mutter, "So this is how it feels when you bleed."
"I'll bandage you," he declared while standing up, ready to look for the first aids.
Now, she was out of her bloody trance, "Bandage Juvia?!"
"Yes, now what?" he found the first aids and took out a roll of bandage
"Gray-sama wants to make Juvia a mummy?!" she got up and ran to Natsu's apartment, where she knew the NaLu couple was also having a sweet dinner.
"That's not it! Juvia, come back here! Hey!" he shouted but his voice was nowhere near her anymore, she was already in front of Natsu's door.
"Lucy! Natsu-san!"
"What is it, Juvia?" Lucy opened the door, with Natsu not far behind her.
"Gray-sama wants to mummify Juvia!"
"WHAT?!" The blonde and the Fire Dragon Slayer screamed in shock before shooting daggers at the Ice Mage. A hell about to break loose.
Oh shit.
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Ich Liebi Dick
"Mornin'," Gray finally greeted his two years girlfriend who was currently holding a very thick book that rivalled Levy's history books. Juvia only patted the seat next to her to signal him to sit beside her, looking ignorant subconsciously.
"Morning, Gray-sama," the blunette replied, eyes still fixed on the page. Seems like it was taking all of her consentration, or she was just so stupid that she couldn't understand eventhough she had been focusing on whatever it is for almost ten minutes.
"Now what're you doing?" He sat as he peeked through her wavy blue locks.
"Just trying to learn some Germany, or Germanese?" She mumbled, then her blue orbs moved to the upper left of her eyes as if looking for something in her mind. "Or Germanish? Or Germanian?" She seemed confused. "Juvia doesn't know what is it called!"
Oh, so that book she was holding is an English-Germany Dictionary. What? Is it from Oxford or something like that? "Easy, there. Probably Germany's language is called Germany. Just go with it."
"Oh, okay." She wrote three meaningful words on the last page of the dictionary and showed it to him. Before she chant happily "Read!"
Gray frowned, narrowing his midnight eyes to see clearer, "Ich liebi d... What the- Juvia?" he suddenly looked at her with disbelive. "What are you trying to say?"
The Lockser girl frowned also, "What is it? Do you not love me too?"
"No!" He answered way too quickly and too cutely. Dude, guys sometimes are just being cute without even trying. "Of course yes."
"So what's the problem?" Juvia asked in apprehension. She pulled back the dictionary and read it for herself.
"You misspelled. It says 'Ich liebi dick'. And that is really out of character of you, Juv." Unbesknown to everyone, Gray was apparently resisting his blushing. Once again, cute.
Juvia's eyebrows quickly parted, "Its an 'h'!"
"Look closer! Its 'k'!
"Fine!" Juvia studied it for a whole minute, her cheeks getting redder and redder each second. "It does say 'Ich liebi dick'…" Juvia muttered lowly, embarrassing yourself in front of your boyfriend is not cool at all. Even though he found it funny.
Awkward silence.
"So, want me to make you an omelet?"
She's so happy her mistake wasn't going to be the topic of the day. Because. Just because.
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How to 'Tie' a Tie
At the guild, Juvia came holding a black tie. And tried it on Romeo, but she could not.
"Gray-sama, how do you do a tie?" She asked with a frown.
"You can't?" He questioned back, amused by her concentrating face.
"Juvia cannot," the Water Mage admitted, almost crying in process. It was Gray duty to save the guild from drowning.
"C'mere, I will show you how."
"Yeay!"
"First you pull the long one and put it in, up, around, and out. Just in and out, in out, slowly. Well, if you're an expert you can do this more faster"
By now, Juvia's face was as red as tomato, Cana was rolling on the floor laughing –she's gonna die from that level of laugh-, Mira fainted, Lucy, Levy, and Romeo blushed like school girls, Wendy –as innocent as she was- had no clue what was going on, Loki gave him a thumb up, Gajeel seemed like he gave no shit around him, and Erza was the real problem here.
"Gray! What do you mean?!"
"W-What? I didn't say anything!" He stuttered, no one survived the Titania's wrath. No one.
"G-Gray-sama, there are kids here!" Juvia almost shouted as he pull the tie so hard that it choked Gray.
An hour later…
"What's wrong with 'in and out, in and out', Gajeel-san?" Wendy asked, still curious of the reason of Erza's previous anger towards the Ice Mage.
"Uhh, its, ugh, complicated," but the girl wasn't convinced. How can he explains that its almost like a 'Procedure' to do naughty things. "Ugh, for fuck's-"
"Gajeel! Words!" Levy, as the dutiful girlfriend as she was, warned the Iron Dragon-slayer.
"Ask Jellal, I ain't talking this with you," the black haired man snorted.
"Okay, thank you," the dark-blue haired girl thanked before she walked towards where the Heavenly Body Mage was sitting.
"Hey, Wendy," he greeted friendly.
"Hi, Jellal-san, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, go ahead," he wasn't feeling good about this.
"Why did he say 'in and out, in and out'?"
Shoot.
Jellal spat out his tea, "Uhh…"
What should he say to her without corrupting her innocent mind?
"Wendy! I can answer your question!" Loki laughed. "You can associate this with some night activities-"
Oh shit.
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I don't know how to imply some perverted thought, because… well, I'm not a pervert! I'm still 15, two months to go and I will be 16! I know, the Tie scene didn't make a sense. I don't know either._.
I made this at 07:07 on March 1st 2014! A month too early :)
Edited on 03/29/2014 00:10 am hahaha
Well, rocks or sucks, please review?
03/01/2014 ~NollyLvn
