Here is the G\Sam thoughts. I had to do this one a little different with two people having their own separate thoughts. I hope that it isn't to confusion. It's shorter because they cut out earlier. Also they don't exactly have a dog in the fight, so it changes the feel.
I'm really glad everyone like this idea. I know it just my interpretation of what happened but I think it added to the scene.
This is going to be the last one. I've tried to do Talia but she keeps coming off as just mean and that's not the feeling I got during the scene. I don't want to do just to finish the set if I can't do it right.
Thank you for all the follows and comments. Keep them coming.
"What's shaking partner?" Everyone looked up to see DEA agent Talia Del Campo approaching the group.
Sam: Partner? She worked with him once. Is she trying to mark her territory? Oh, this going to be a mess.
"Hey!" Deeks answered with something between surprise and fear.
"Hi!" Talia repeated.
Deeks answered as she approached him. "Hi! Hi. Hi?" Talia reached out and embraced Deeks. "Alright there. Hi."
Sam: And a hug? Kensi is going to kill you lady. Go ahead and end your own life.
G: This could turn ugly.
"You guys make this mess?" Talia said flashing smiles everywhere.
"Yea we did. DEA agent Talia Del Campo. You remember agent Callen, agent Hanna." You could feel the tension bleeding of Deeks.
"How you doing?" Callen decided to play it low key.
"Good to see you again." Sam had no intention of letting this opportunity to make Deeks squirm pass him by.
"You too." Talia still hadn't taken her eyes off Deeks.
"And this is special agent Kensi Blye."
Sam: Special? Yeah as in 'special to Deeks' agent Kensi Blye.
"Hey." Kensi answered defensively.
"Ahh, you actually do exist. I thought you were an imaginary friend." Talia simple statement actually sounded a lot like a challenge.
"Imaginary friend?" Kensi was quickly becoming aggravated.
"You were on another assignment the last time we hooked up." Talia actually did say that like an innuendo.
Sam and G exchanged a look of "You've got to be kidding."
Sam: Hooked up?! HAHA! That is the best word choice ever. That's just wrong lady. So very funny, but so very wrong. I should really feel bad about watching this, but it's just too good.
G: Really? Hooked up? Kensi is going to shoot her. Right here in front of a hundred witnesses.
Some of the color drained out of Deeks's face. "Partnered up. Partnered up, teamed up. Partnered up. They teamed us up … there was an explosion at a fish market." Deeks sounded like someone kicked Monty.
"Yea. Right." It was obvious that Kensi wasn't convinced.
G: Alright. Time to put this back on track before either Deeks or Kensi hurt Del Campo or one another.
Callen interrupted the conversation. "What's your connection to Michael Wilson?"
"The DEA has been following the Herrenvolk brotherhood. They move half the meth on the west coast." Talia answered the question professionally.
Sam: Right G, work time. We can get back to "The Young and the Restless" later.
"What about coke?" Sam inquired.
"Not traditionally but they've been forming some new alliances. Why?" Talia tried to at least get a little information.
"Something else we are working on, nothing big."
Sam: Nope, not giving you anything. I appreciate the entertainment though.
"Right, you guys hate to share." Talia almost sounded resigned to not learning anything, but was distracted staring at Kensi.
"Something wrong?" It was clear Kensi was about done with the game Talia was playing.
"Just not what I pictured." Talia obviously wasn't done though.
"Oh yea? What did…what did you picture?" Kensi's response clearly said 'Tread lightly.'
Sam: You should be very careful how you answer this question.
G: Now I know how people felt right before detonating the first nuclear weapon.
Talia eyes blazed with a lot of mischief and not a little mayhem. "I don't know. I guess the name threw me. When I heard Kensi, I guess I just expected Barbie's Malibu cousin. Thought I would be seeing a blonde California girl."
Sam: Kensi as a Barbie? I would laugh if I wasn't afraid she would open fire right here, right now on every last one of us.
G: That's it. Time to go.
"Not even close." Is what Kensi actually said but it sounded more like 'You are dead meat.'
"I can see that now." Talia had obviously humored himself.
G: Time to exercise my team lead prerogative.
"OK then. We are going to run down this lead. We'll let you know what we find." With that G walked away.
Sam quickly followed. "Yea, you three should talk. See if you can find something to help on this."
Sam: I'm going to hell. If Michelle was here she would kill me for doing that to Deeks, but seriously, how often do you get to watch someone get ambushed like that. Kensi is going to kill him. Deeks is going to want to kill me.
"Sure you don't want me to come with you?" Deeks said in what sound specifically like a whine.
"We're good." Sam wasn't about to let him off the hook that easy.
Sam: Oh no. You are so on your own for this situation. On second thought, maybe we should bail him out here.
"You think it is safe to leave Deeks alone with those two?" Sam was a little worried.
Callen looks at Sam like he couldn't be serious. "Hell of a lot safer than being here when the claws come out."
As they both got in the car, Sam hesitated before starting the car. "Look G, that was funny and no one enjoys watching him squirm more than me, but aren't we sort of leaving a man behind here?"
"Sam, how long did I stay at your place?"
"What?"
"Answer the question."
"Three and half, four months." Sam had to think a minute.
"In that time, how many times did I become involved in a disagreement between you and Michelle?"
Sam went to answer but G cut him off.
"BUZZ! Trick question. The answer is never. You never get involved in a fight between a couple." G looked at Sam like one would look at a small child. "Come on Sam, you're married. I shouldn't have to explain this to you." Callen sighed. "When you take sides, once the fight is over and the couple makes up, you are the one that took sides. They remember that sort of thing. The one you took sides against holds a grudge and the one you took sides with turns on you to shore up the couple relationship. It's lose-lose for the outsider."
G looked at Sam and could tell he wasn't completely convinced.
"Fine. Right now Kensi is perfectly capable of killing Agent Del Campo and she probably wants to hurt Deeks a little too. The thing is that in a few hours Del Campo will be gone and tomorrow Deeks will be forgiven, so who would that leave out in the cold?"
Sam started the car. "What was that address again?"
