Me: Hey everyone this is the second episode for "A Love Warriors Life"

Tigress: Forgetting something?

Me: Oh yeah. I'm having a little trouble with songs and plots so if you have suggestions go ahead and comment them down in the little box at the bottom.

Tigress: And...

Me: And?

Tigress: *Sighs* The songs from the last chapter don't belong to her. She forgot to mention who wrote them.

Me: Oh Right right sorry I forgot. The songs are

Accidently in Love from Shrek 2

Oxygen from Teen Beach Movie

Tigress: There now you're done.

Me: Right! Anyways, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I Don't own Kung Fu Panda.


Season 1 Episode 2: Xio

"Po you need to relax" Tigress told him for the sixteenth time that day. Po was pacing around the room like a mad man-er panda. He hadn't came up with any songs in WEEKS! And now he defiantly needed one.

"Relax? RELAX?!" Po yelled "Tigress how do you expect me to relax when our first tour is only but a week away and I still haven't came up with a new song to write!"

"We'll just open up with one of the songs we have written already" She told him giving him hug. He grabbed her by the waist and she had her arms around his neck.

"It's just that I want it to be completely new Ti. I want a song no one has ever heard before! One-" Po was cut off by Tigress, who gave kissed him on the lips.

"You can worry about it later Po" She told him after she broke the kiss. "Now come on down breakfast is ready" She pulled away from the hug and walked down the stairs. Po sighed and looked back at his paper not even one word was written and he still hasn't taken out the trash which was pilled up with paper and every time Tigress wanted to take it out he would tell her to leave it just in case one of them would actually be good. He finally decided to forget about it for now and headed down stairs and found Tigress cleaning the table with a rag.

"Smells delicious Tigress" he told her.

"Thanks"

"But you know what's even more delicious?" Po said wrapping his arms around her waist from behind.

"No"

"You" he told her kissing her neck. Tigress giggled as Po kissed her.

"Come on Po the food will get cold" she told him. Po chuckled and stopped giving her kisses and gave her a peck on the lips. Just then a knock was heard.

"I'll get it Ti" Po said and walked to the door only for the figure to come running in. It was Xio the rabbit. An old friend of Po's when he was 18 years of age and Xio was about 10.

"Hide me!" He said closing the door and ran behind the couch

"Woah what's the matter little bud?" Po ask

"Girls" Xio simply said

"Girls?" Po wondered as Tigress walked up to him.

"What about us?" She asked as she wiped her hands with a rag.

"Well, you two know I'm well known like you in the valley, the girl teenagers have been after for weeks now!" Xio exclaimed. "I can't stand it anymore!"

"I thought you always wanted girls to be after you" Po chuckled as did Tigress.

"Yeah but I already have a girl in mind" Xio said looking out the window for any sign of the teenagers.

"Wow. Really?" Po asked not believing him walking to him.

"Yeah and she's right there" Xio pointed out the window reveling a young fox girl, around their age, she looked like Mei-Ling Shifu's girlfriend, who had passed away shortly after Shifu. She was wearing a purple dress and had a body of a super model and looked kind. Po let out a whistle.

"Woah. Nice choice buddy" Po complemented. "Pretty good looking" he stated before receiving a slap with a rag in the back of his head. "Ow!" Po rubbed the back of his head and noticed Tigress with the rag. "Not as good looking as you though Tigress" Po said still soothing his head. Tigress smiled with satisfaction before giving Po a peck on the lips and walked back inside the kitchen. Po smiled and turned his attention back to Xio.

"Does she always get jealous when you look at other girls?" Xio asked.

"Trust me that was nothing mainly because I really don't look at other girls frankly " Po chuckled "Hey why don't you ask her out?"

"Pft. I wish" Xio scuffed looking out the window again.

"You should man" Po told him "I mean if you really like her you should"

"Easy for you to say" Xio said "You've never had problems asking Tigress out"

"Trust me it took a few years" Po laughed.

"What do you mean?" Xio ask curiously.

"Come on I'll explain during breakfast" Po offered bringing his little friend into the kitchen.

A few hours later..

"So at the start Tigress hated you?" Xio asked. Po and Tigress nodded. "That's hard to believe."

"Well a lot of relationships start like that" Po told him.

So you're saying I should get her to hate me?" Xio asked confused.

"No no no we're saying that you should get to know her first" Po said.

"You have to know the girl first" Tigress said.

"A girl doesn't seem what she is by just looking at her" Po said. "You have to get to know her" Xio looked at him confused. "For example everyone thought Tigress was a hardcore unfeeling warrior, even I thought that but I got to know her better" Po put an arm around Tigress. "And slowly fell in love with her." Po added placing a kiss on her cheek causing her to slightly blush.

"So I just should go and talk to her?" Xio asked. Po and Tigress nodded. "But what should I say? What if I look like an idiot standing there?" Xio panicked.

"Just go and be yourself" Tigress told him before Po could say anything making him pout.

"Ok I will but what do I do about the other girls chasing me?"

"Leave that to me" Po said cracking his knuckles. Xio just looked at him confused and Tigress gave him the 'really?' look. Po went outside and just then the girls came tumbling him to the ground. "Alright off. GET OFF!" Po suddenly yelled. The girls got off of him and Po got up. I'm guessing you're all looking for Xio." Po said with a smile.

"Yeah" one of the girls said. "Have you seen him?"

"Well I happen to know him personally and he said he was going to be in gongman city for the next few weeks because he's going to give free concerts for the next few days only and is going give backstage passes to the first 200 girls." Po came up with quickly. The girls' faces lit up and quickly ran tumbling him to the ground once again. Tigress smiled and went to him helping him up. "That should keep them busy for the next few days" Po stated getting the dust off himself.

"Ok. I'm going to do it" Xio said walking towards the girl. "H-hey Nira" Xio greeted her.

"Oh hello Xio how are you" Nira greeted back with a smile. Before Xio could respond a bunch of boys came swirling around her and pushed her away from him. "Sorry" She mouthed at him. Xio sighed as Po and Tigress came behind him.

"It's ok dude" Po said "The first time doesn't end up good"

"I know" Xio said.

Can't fight this love

Xio began. Po and Tigress looked at each other confused and then looked at Xio who began to walk and followed him.

I've been hit by a train It came out of the blue What a beautiful pain When I fell so hard for you

Xio looked at Nira who was basically surrounded by boys but he caught a glimpse of her.

I just can't look away When you walk in the room There's no way to escape There's only one thing I can do

Don't let it take control There's no way I'll let you go And the one thing that I know

Can't fight this love Can't fight this energy

Po knew the next lyric and went with it.

Po: It's natural

Xio: It's taking over me Can't fight this love Going straight through my heart Can't fight this love Can't fight this, can't fight this Can't fight this love

I don't know what it is

Xio fell on his knees

I'm down on my knees I've been trying to resist I can't take it anymore It gets harder to breathe Girl I'm hooked for sure I can't hide what I feel Cause you opened every door

Don't let it take control There's no way I'll let you go And the one thing that I know

Can't fight this love Can't fight this energy

Po: It's natural

Xio: It's taking over me Can't fight this love Going straight through my heart Can't fight this love Can't fight this, can't fight this Can't fight this love

Tigress: It took one look And it was all over One smile, and I was lost You broke through my defenses So I'm yours

Xio: Can't fight this love, yeah Can't fight this love, oh Can't fight this love, yeah yeah Can't fight this love

Can't fight this love Can't fight this energy

Po: It's natural

Xio: It's taking over me Can't fight this love Going straight through my heart Can't fight this love Can't fight this, can't fight this Can't fight this love

"Feel better?" Po asked Xio placing his paw on his shoulder. Xio nodded.

"Yeah a little." Xio said. "Hey um do you have any where I could stay the night?" He asked him taking notice that it was already starting to get dark. Po looked at Tigress not really knowing there hut much since they've only lived there for a couple of months.

"Well we do have an extra room in our hut" Tigress said. "You can stay there if you want" She suggested. Xio nodded and they headed to the hut.

"Make yourself comfortable" Po said opening the door to the room. It was like Po's room back at the noodle shop but a bit smaller with nothing but a simple bed, a couple of blankets folded in a corner and a few old posters. "Sorry there isn't much" Po apologized.

"It's alright" Xio told him.

"You sure you're alright?" Tigress asked.

"Yeah that song got my stress out a little" Xio told her.

"Well we're just down the hall if you need anything" Po said.

"Sleep well" Tigress said as she and Po walked out and closed the door

"You too" Xio said before they closed the door. Once they left Xio threw himself on the bed thinking about Nira. He has known her for a few days only and he was already crushing on her. He looked out the window and noticed that Po and Tigress's hut was next to hers. She was looking in her mirror when she noticed Xio through looking at her. She smiled and walked to the window and opened it.

"Hello Xio" Nira she called him.

"Oh hello Nira... I uh... didn't see you there" Xio said nervously. Nira giggled.

"You were just spying through the window" She joked. Xio chuckled nervously. A long silence passed before Nira broke it. "Hey Xio maybe we can hang out tomorrow afternoon" She told him.

"Um... Yeah sure why not" Xio answered nervously.

"Great. Well I have to get some sleep now. I'll see you tomorrow Xio" Nira said. "Good night" She closed her window letting her curtain fall

"Good night" He said before she closed and smiled and he too closed his window. Xio layed on the bed and looked at the ceiling. He never thought that Nira would want to hang out with him. Specially since she was the most beautiful girl in the Valley well second Tigress is already taken.

~The next Morning~

Po and Tigress woke up smelling something delicious. They looked at each other before quickly springing down stairs and found Xio on a stool happily cooking breakfast.

"Oh good morning you two lovebirds. Did you sleep well?" Xio asked taking notice of them.

"Yeah" Po answered for them a bit confused.

"Xio are you feeling ok?" Tigress asked.

"Yeah. Of course I am" Xio answered. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well..." Po began. "Yesterday you seemed pretty upset about not being able to talk to Nira" He added.

"Oh I talked to her" Xio said setting the table soon. Po and Tigress looked at him confused. "Your guys' hut is right next to hers" He pointed out.

"Oh" Po and Tigress said.

"Anyways you two hungry?" He said sitting down and soon did Po and Tigress. A few hours later after they finished Po was sitting in front of his table with a piece of paper and Tigress on the couch with her own piece of paper and Xio ran out of the hut like lighting.

"Woah. Where's he going" Po asked walking but to Tigress. Tigress shrugged.

"He must be going somewhere important" She told him. "Do you have anything for your song yet?" She asked him.

"No. Not yet. But I have a feeling we can get an idea if we follow Xio" Po smikered.

"No Po" Tigress protested. "I won't let you follow someone again just to get inspiration for a song it-" Po interrupted her with a kiss on the lips.

"Come on Tigress I know you don't have a song yet as well" Po said after breaking the kiss. Tigress looked at him with smug on her face but he was right. She too had ran out of ideas!

"Ok" Tigress gave in.

"Alright" Po mini-celebrated like a child on Christmas. Tigress chuckled.

"Come on big boy" Tigress said grabbing her jacket. Po ran up the hanger and grabbed his jacket as well and they headed out. It was beautiful outside. It had already started to snow. Little bunnies and gesse were running around chasing each other while others were building snowmen.

"Now. Where do you think he went?" Po asked her. Tigress thought for a moment.

"Maybe he went to look for Nira" She suggested. Po nodded in agreement and they headed to search for him. When they found him he was standing alone with his head down and a frown on his face.

"Hey bud what's wrong" Po asked as they got closer. Xio looked up and turned his head to his right. Po and Tigress followed his gaze and saw Nira surrounded with boys again and she didn't look too happy about it. Tigress sighed.

"I'll go talk to Nira" Tigress whispered to Po. Po nodded and tuned to Xio.

"Those boys keep ruining my chances with her" Xio said in frustration but soon his frown came back. "I'll never be able to ask her out" Xio sighed sadly. Po sighed before looking at Tigress who looked back at him. He knew they were thinking the same thing. Po looked around and found a goose with a guitar. "Hey can I borrow this?" Po asked. The goose nodded and handed him the guitar. "Thanks" Po thanked and started to tone it before beginning.

Po: I believe we all have a soul mate
The chance for a perfect duet
I believe in hopeless devotion
I just haven't found it yet
But in my mind I see
The chick, who is meant for me

Po pointed towards the girls.

Xio looked at Po confused. "You have a crush on Nira too but I thought.." Xio interrupted

"No" Po interrupted him

She'll be someone who is lovely
Someone wonderful and true

Tigress placed her paws on Nira's shoulder.

Tigress: The kind of boy
Who makes you smile
Even when you're feeling blue

Both: And I know, I know she's out there
Most definitely
Oh yeah
Not a phony, or a fake
Sweeter than a chocolate shake
My meant to be
When it's meant to be
You go kinda crazy
Meant to be
You forget your name
When it's meant to be
It's destiny callin'
And nothing ever will be the same!
Oh yeah!

By now Tigress was with Xio while Po was with Nira

Tigress:
You need a girl who's into music
To run up high on cupid's wings!

Po: Find that boy with perfect hair
Have a Hollywood ending with strings

Both: Oh, I know, I know she's out there
Can't you see?
Oh yeah!
Maybe you've already met, the one you'll never forget!
Your meant to be!
When it's meant to be!
The stars seem to glisten!
Meant to be!
The clouds seem to part
When it's meant to be!
That's destiny callin!
And if you listen you'll find your heart!

Xio and Nira: Four eyes meet
And the meet is sweet
But need to something more
Po and Tigress: What's the deal?
When the way you feel
Is something you never felt before!

Before Nira and Xio could be put back together face to face the boys took her once again.

Tigres: Oh!
Po: Gee!
Xio: Um...
Tigress: Plan B?
[All:]
When it's meant to be
You go kinda crazy
Meant to be
You forget your name
When it's meant to be
It's destiny callin'
And nothing ever will be the same!

Xio sighed and sat down on the floor. Nira was still surrounded with boys once again.

"Why do they keep going after her?" Po asked looking Nira being surrounded with boys.

"Everyone loves her" Xio said. "She is beautiful she has everything a boy wants" he added. "But for me she has more than that for me" Po and Tigress looked at him with frowns. "You two don't have to help you know" Xio told them knowing Po and Tigress were always helped friends when they were trying to impress a girl they liked. Po and Tigress looked at each other with upset faces. A few hours later Xio was sitting in the dinning room. He sighed looking at a picture of Nira and him. She was smiling her beautiful smile and he was right next to her with a nervous smile. Po and Tigress were in the living room thinking of something to somehow get the boys away from Nira in order for her and Xio to hang out in peace. Tigress suddenly jumped up knowing how to get them away. Tigress quickly ran to her and Po's room and looked through the drawer "Where are you going?" Po asked standing in the door way.

"I know exactly how to get those boys away from Nira" Tigress said as she took out a box.

"Since when do you own make up?" He asked coming from behind her grabbing her from the wait from behind placing his head on her shoulder.

"Viper gave me some just last week when we played for the children" Tigress answered.

"But how is make up going to help here?" Po asked looking at her. Tigress turned to him.

"Easily we just turn her from beautiful to really ugly" She said.

"Oh you're bad" Po said with a chuckle.

"I know" She smiled giving him a kiss on the lips before slipping out of his grip. "I'll be with Nira if you need me." She said leaving towards the door.

"Don't worry. It's just me and Xio what could go wrong." Po asked as he led her out the door.

"Well you did say you and Xio were the trouble makers of the school." She chuckled. Po chuckled with her remembering when he told her and the rest of the five a few days after Po and Tigress were finally unchained and Xio had come for a visit.

"Don't worry about it" Po told her opening the door for her. Tigress smiled before giving him a kiss on the lips and walking out. Po smiled at her before closing the door.

"Where is she going?" Xio asked finally taking notice she left.

"She has to run an errand" Po said sitting in a chair in front of him. "Xio how come you didn't ask Nira out before. I mean I remember you two hanging out a lot together."

"Well like you and Tigress it took me some time to realize how I felt towards her." Xio explained. "I mean I met at age 13 around the time before you were named Dragon Warrior. By the way are you still the Dragon Warrior?"

"Well that's hard to explain. Since we split we really haven't used that title besides I found something worth more than that title." Po said with a smile. Xio smiled back.

~With Tigress~

Tigress was searching for Nira since she wasn't home due to the fact that boys were always looking for her. She noticed even the boys were searching for her. She was no where to be seen. She noticed someone short with a coat, sunglass and was also wearing a sun hat. "Nira?" Tigress wondered getting close to her.

"Shhh" Nira shushed. "They might hear you." She pointed to the huddle of boys looking desperately for her.

"What are you doing?" Tigress asked.

"Trying to hide from them. What else? All I wanted was to spend a day with Xio today but instead those boys come in and ruin it all the time" She said angrily. "I hate it"

"Well I think I can help with that?" Tigress said pulling out her case of make up.

"How is make up going to help?" Tigress sighed.

"Well we can make you less pretty" She stated.

"Oh ok then" Nira said "Lets go then" When they arrived Tigress started to get to work once some ragged out clothes were out of the closet.

~With Po and Xio~

Po and Xio walked over to Nira's house and were about to knock when Tigress opened up.

"Oh hey boys" Tigress said.

"Hey Ti" Po greeted. "You done?" He asked. Tigress nodded and stepped aside revealing Nira except she was kind of well, how can you say in a good way, not very beautiful anymore. She was wearing ragged out clothes with holes in it. Her make up was very poorly done.

"Wow who's that?" Xio asked.

"It's me Xio" Nira told him.

"Wait what?!" Xio said surprised.

"The only way to keep the boys away from you two is to make Nira look terrible since they are attracted by her beauty." Po told him causing Tigress to glare at him. Po smiled and walked up behind her a gave her a hug from behind. "You guys get to spend the whole day today without interruptions" He told Xio. "And I get to spend a night of fun with my kitten. Before we have to go on tour next week." He whispered in her ear causing her to blush so much you could see it through her fur. Nira and Xio looked at them confused wondering what he was up to but then shrugged it off. Xio offered Nira her his hand and she took it.

"You're bad" Tigress said turning to him once the two were out of ear shot.

"I just want to spend a little time with my beautiful kitten she said kissing her on the lips. Tigress yelped but soon kissed back. "You know I realized something" Po said after they broke the kiss.

"What?" Tigress wondered.

"While we helped Xio with all of this we actually wrote songs along the way" He told her smiling.

"I guess we did get a little inspiration after all Po" She returned the smile.

~One week Later~

Nira and Xio were sitting in the front as soon as Po and Tigress came on stage.

"We wrote this for a very special friend of ours" Po began. "And his new girlfriend. We hope you two like it." Po winked at them and strummed his guitar.

Po: I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought hey
You know, this could be something

'Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now I'm left with nothing

Both: So maybe it's true that I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time to figure out the best of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

Tigress: I remember every look upon your face

Po: The way you roll your eyes, the way you taste
You make it hard for breathing

Tigress (Po overlaps): 'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything's okay
I'm finally now believing

Po (Tigress overlaps): Then maybe it's true that I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time to figure out the best of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

Po: I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought, hey (hey, hey)

Maybe it's true that I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
There's so much time to figure out the best of my life
And you've already got me coming undone

And I'm thinking, ooh, I can't live without you

Both: 'Cause, baby, two is better than one
There's so much time to figure out the best of my life
But I'll figure out with all that's said and done
Two is better than one, two is better than one

Everyone stood up and clapped as Po and Tigress bowed before sharing a kiss.


Me: Well what do you guys think? Was this better?

Po and Tigress: O_O

Me: What?

Po: Don't you think you went a little far.

Me: What?! No the other one was rated M this one is rated T! You want me to put my first Version of it!

Po: *gulps* N-no.

Tigress: It was great Wild next time don't put mentions of that too much.

Me: *blows raspberry* Anyways Please Review. Don't ask for the other version because I'm not publishing.

Songs: Can't Fight this Love by Austin Mahone

Meant To be from Teen Beach Movie

Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls (feat. Taylor Swift)