Lexi: Welcome back everyone to the D. Gray Man Torture Game!

Devit: *sarcastic* Yay.

Lexi: Stop being such a downer, Devit. This will be fun. You wanna know why?

Devit: Cause we're getting out of here soon?

Lexi: Nooo. Because today is the day we can actually start the real fun! *gestures towards Road's door* Let's welcome our first prisoner, Tyki Mikk!

Tyki: *door opens and Tyki walks out* Where am I? *looks around and sees the twins* Jasdevi? *sees Lexi* And who are you?

Lexi: I'm Lexi! Now come Tyki-pon! We have a game to play.

Tyki: Games? The only games I put up with are Roads, and usually not even hers.

Lexi: What about the Earl's?

Tyki: Eh. That's mostly a job.

Jasdero: *Over by Road's door* How did you get Road's door? Hee.

Devit: *With Jasdero* Yeah, she doesn't even let us use them.

Lexi: *shrugs* I just told her that if she let me borrow it for the purpose of the cause, which she seemed pretty excited about, then I'll give her Allen.

Road: *walks through door dragging a tied up Allen behind her* That's right. She also let me read through the stuff you'll be doing Tyki. *evil giggle* This will be amusing.

Allen: *Muffled sounds though gagged mouth*

Lexi: Uh…What did he just say?

Road: *smiles* Aw. He just wants me to hug him. *hugs Allen*

Allen: *violently shakes head no*

Lexi: OK? We should probably get started. First one is from Bubblegum Blowout.

Hi Hi! I dare Tyki to make out with Allen for 20 minutes. Tyki did you ever stalk anyone and do you have a crush on Lavi? I dare you also to dress up as a fairy princess and sing to Kanda while doing it ! Make sure I get some of Jasdero too and tell him to call Paisley which is me!

Lexi: Road, I need to borrow Allen.

Road: *sighs* I know. *un-gags Allen*

Lexi: Tyki, you must make out with Allen for twenty minutes.

Tyki and Allen: WHAT?!

Devit and Jasdero: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Lexi: You heard me. Now stop yapping and get smacking.

Tyki: No way in hell.

Allen: I completely agree.

Lexi: *sigh* Didn't want to have to do this. Twins!

Devit and Jasdero: What?

Lexi: I give you permission to attack them till they do it.

Devit: Really? *pulls out gun* This may not be too bad after all.

Jasdero: *pulls out his gun* Not too bad at all. Hee!

Tyki: Like those two could hurt me.

Devit: What did you just say?! Of course we can!

Tyki: *gets ready to bring out Teez*

Lexi: *pounces on him and puts on a collar*

Tyki: What the hell? *tries to conjure Teez but fails* What the hell is this?

Allen: It's a collar Komui made. It prevents us from activating our innocence. Apparently it works on you guys as well. Sadly, it's probably the only thing Komui's made that actually works. *points to his collar* Road put one on me earlier.

Devit: *places gun to back of Tyki's head*

Jasdero: *places gun to back of Allen's head*

Lexi: *in a sing-song voice* We're waiting.

Tyki and Allen: *sadly looks at each other than starts making out*

TWENTY MINUTES LATER

Tyki and Allen: *pulls apart panting*

Lexi: Wow. That got a little heated.

Devit: That was disgusting.

Lexi: OK Road. There's no more that need Allen. You can leave if you want.

Road: *re-gags Allen* I think I'll stay to watch.

Lexi: *smiles* Kk. Next two are questions. Have you ever stalked anyone?

Tyki: I've had to hunt people down but I really wouldn't call that stalking.

Lexi: Do you have a crush on Lavi?

Tyki: What? No!

Lexi: Now you must dress up as a fairy princess and sing to Kanda.

Tyki: No.

Lexi: *looks at twins*

Devit and Jasdero: *points guns at Tyki*

Tyki: Uhg. I don't have a choice, do I?

Lexi: Nope.

Devit: *holds up a pink dress and shoes*

Jasdero: *holds up fairy wings and tiara*

Tyki: *sighs and changes into costume* Now what?

Lexi: Go through Road's door. It's set to lead to one of the training rooms in the Order. Kanda should be there. Grab the stereo on your way out. The song is already set.

Tyki: What song?

Lexi: *evil smile* Just a song I thought would fit the occasion.

Tyki: *gulps and goes through door*

Lexi: *pulls a giant television screen from the ceiling and turns it on* Anyone care to watch?

Devit: Can we get popcorn?

Lexi: *pulls out a bucket of popcorn and some water* Waayy ahead of you.

IN THE TRAINING ROOM

Tyki: *comes out through door and lays stereo down* Let's get this over with… *presses play and Barbie Girl starts playing* You've got to be kidding me!

Kanda: Hm? *looks over and sees Tyki* A Noah!

Tyki: *sees Kanda coming after him and tries, but fails, to conjure Teez* Damn it! *dodges Kanda's attack*

Kanda: *accidently destroys camera*

BACK AT STUDIO

Lexi: *throwing popcorn at a fuzzing screen* Kanda you douche nugget! *turns to the laughing twins* Should we go get him?

Devit: Nah. He can handle it himself.

Jasdero: Yep, himself. Hee!

Tyki: *comes back half beaten* Please tell me I'm done.

Road: Not even close.

Lexi: Let's continue! The next is supposed to be from crownclown25, but theirs is for Lavi. I'll keep this review as a note so when its Lavi's turn, this will be the first one he does. So, it's Guest turn.

I dare tyki to be seductive towards the millennium earl! (ω)

And if he had a choice between Allen and Lavi, which one would he rape?

Lexi: Road. Make your door lead to where the Earl is.

Road: OK.

Tyki: Where am I going now?

Lexi: You have to be seductive towards the Earl.

Tyki: No, not that!

Lexi: Sorry, but it's on the card.

Road: *points to door* Go, Tyki. Now!

Tyki: *reluctantly goes through door*

Devit: How are we supposed to know if he does it?

Lexi: The camera in the training room broke, not the television. See? *points to screen*

IN THE EARL'S ROOM

Earl: *sitting in his rocking chair reading*

Tyki: Hello Earl.

Earl: Oh, hello Tyki-pon.

Tyki: *comes up behind the Earl and starts massaging his shoulders* So watcha doing?

Earl: Uh, reading.

Tyki: *starts to slide on hand down the Earl's chest*

Earl: Is there something you want, Tyki?

Tyki: *gulps* Yes…I want you.

Earl: *raises an eyebrow*

Tyki: Uhg! I can't do this! *runs back through door*

Earl: That man drinks too much. *goes back to reading*

AT STUDIO

Tyki: *comes back to see everyone laughing* Shut. Up.

Lexi: It's OK. The next couple are questions. So, if you had to choose, would you rather rape Allen or Lavi?

Tyki: Rape? Neither!

Lexi: You have to choose.

Tyki: *sighs and mumbles* Allen.

Allen: *through gag* Hm?!

Tyki: Well, we've already made out.

Lexi: At least he had a reason. Next review is from Auraheart.

Tyki,what happened to that one game when the Earl used his own cards?

Dare: Finish the interupted fight with Cross Marian

Play the knife game

Lexi: What happened to the game of cards you played against the Earl using his deck?

Tyki: I don't remember such game. I probably won though.

Lexi: Hm, seeing as how Cross is missing again, yet this time it seems as he might be dead-

Allen: *muffled yelling*

Lexi: -the fight with him can't really be resumed.

Tyki: I don't remember that either.

Lexi: It was when you were your awakened Noah. *holds out a knife* Play the knife game.

Tyki: At least this is easy. How many times?

Lexi: Ten times back and forth.

Tyki: *starts* One…Two…Three…Four…

Devit and Jasdero: *looks at each other and smiles*

Tyki: Five…Six…Seven…

Devit and Jasdero: *sneaks up behind Tyki*

Tyki: Eight…Nine…

Devit and Jasdero: *pops up* BOO!

Tyki: *jumps and stabs his hand* Ahg! TWINS!

Lexi: *jumps up and hugs Jasdero* No attacking my Jasdero!

Devit: What about me?

Lexi: No attacking my Jasdero!

Devit: *looks at Jasdero*

Jasdero: *shrugs*

Lexi: OK, so the next one was sent to me through PM so I don't know if they want to stay anonymous. For the sake of that, I'm just gonna keep them anonymous.

Excuse I would like to submit a dare and it is that tiki will have to read a tiki x domanatrix lenna lee fic

Lexi: *goes over to desk and pulls out laptop* Tyki, oide.

Tyki: Oide?

Lexi: It means 'come' in Japanese. Oide. Now.

Tyki: *comes over*

Lexi: Read this.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Tyki: Damn. Didn't know the girl had it in her to do such things. I'm suddenly turned on.

Lexi: Didn't really need to say that last part…The last review for this chapter is from Chunarilee.

I dare tyki to squeeze kandas butt and to tell komui that he is a pedo rapist and is going after lenalee next. Tyki did you ever try to molest jasdero and devit while they were sleeping?

Lexi: Tyki! Go grope Kanda's ass!

Tyki: No way in hell am I going back there!

Lexi: Yes. You are. Now, it's 11:00 at night and I'm starting to get tired. Now GO!

Devit: You really don't want to mess with her if she's tired.

Jasdero: It's not fun.

Road: *pushes him to door* Just go. You're almost done.

Tyki: *grumbles incoherent words and leaves*

Devit: If he's going back to the training room, how will we know-

Kanda: *voice heard through open door* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! *slashing sounds*

Tyki: *runs back and quickly slam door shut* I hate…you ALL!

Lexi: I think he did it. You only have one dare and one question left.

Tyki: Then I can leave?

Lexi: Then you can leave.

Tyki: Fine. Let's just get this over with.

Lexi: You must tell Komui that you are a pedo rapist.

Tyki: That's it?

Lexi: And that you're going after Lenalee next.

Tyki: OK.

Allen: *muffled sounds and head shakings*

Tyki: Is it a bad thing?

Allen: *nods*

Tyki: Can't be that bad.

Lexi: I'm actually kind of worried about sending him there.

Tyki: Why is it such a bad thing?

Lexi: Because Lenalee is Komui's younger sister and he has a MAJOR sister complex.

Tyki: Is it that bad?

Devit: The girl who forced you to grope a man and seduce the Earl is saying she doesn't want to send you there. It sounds pretty bad to me.

Jasdero: Will Jasdero have to meet him?

Lexi: Hopefully not. Here. *hands Tyki a phone* Either way, you still have to do the dare.

Tyki: *calls Komui*

[Komui: Yes? Who is this?]

Tyki: I am a pedo rapist. And Lenalee is next.

[Komui: *machine type sounds heard in background and phone turns off*]

Tyki: Uh…

Lexi: We might want to finish this quick. I have a feeling the he got a Sir Komlin out of storage.

Tyki: Sir Komlin?

Lexi: Don't ask. Anyways, last thing. Have you ever tried to molest Jasdero and/or Devit while they were sleeping?

Devit: Wait, what!?

Jasdero: *looks about to cry* Tyki!

Tyki: I haven't! Promise!

Lexi: Are you sure?

Tyki: Yes!

Lexi: Positive?

Tyki: Positive!

Lexi: Is that your final answer?

Tyki: Yes, damn it! I haven't, nor will I ever, try to molest the twins!

Devit: Good. You would be dead man if you did.

Jasdero: Yep. Dead. Hee!

Lexi: OK, Tyki. We're done.

Tyki: *sigh of relief* Thank you.

Road: Not quite.

Lexi and Tyki: Huh?

Road: Lexi, didn't the first reviewer say that she wanted Jasdero for a bit?

Lexi: *hugs Jasdero* But, but, my Jasdero!

Devit: Will you stop hugging my brother!

Lexi: *hisses at Devit*

Road: Lexi…

Lexi: *sighs* Fine…But only because she was the first to review this.

Devit: Jasdero is not an item to auction off!

Lexi: We're not. I'm not getting any money off this.

Devit: *facepalms* Not what I meant.

Lexi: So this marks the end of our first chapter. My whole name in the hat thing turned out to be a bad idea because my dog kept eating the paper. So I put the character's name in a name generator and now my laptop is messing up (it will be a miracle if I can get this up) so, since crownclown25 made a request for Lavi, I'll go on and out him next.

Jasdero: So Lavi is the next chapter?

Lexi: Yep…That's it. Oh! I need Jasdero back in time for the next chapter!