Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji were in their small personal portion of onsen. The high bamboo walls surround the onsen, providing privacy. Clueless of the present tension, Luffy was running around all over the place. They only had a towel around their waist, covering their private parts.

As Zoro sat down into the water along with Sanji, he said, "Oi, Luffy. Don't go running around. You are going to trip."

Luffy shouted back, "ShiShiShi. No I won't!"

As both Zoro and Sanji started soaking themselves into the warm water, their minds began to remember the issue that they wanted to forget and avoid.

Zoro had his brooding face on. He didn't know how to act towards Luffy anymore.

This is so annoying… How am I supposed to react now?

Sanji placed his head down on a rock and lamented at his newly realized affection toward Luffy.

Why have God abandoned me? This is not possible. Yes, this is a dream. It has to be! There is no way I would love a man. Especially Luffy! He's too goofy! (but cute…) SHUT UP BRAIN!

Both Zoro and Sanji tried to ignore Luffy's presence but they could not help but watch over him, just in case he gets hurt or does something crazy.

Luffy continued to fool around, running, jumping and eventually falling with a big BANG!

Zoro and Sanji both got up and shouted, "Oi, Are you alright?"

Luffy grinned and laughed, "Yep!"

They sighed in relief and chuckled at his bright personality.

I can't believe him.

However, Luffy's towel was now covered with mud and dirt. Luffy carefully looked at it and thought…

Then, he made a face as if he thought of a good idea while Sanji and Zoro looked at him, wondering What does he plan on doing?

Luffy threw his towel away casually, not caring about Zoro or Sanji. They immediately blushed and shouted, "OI!"

But Luffy disregarded them and yelled, "BANZAIII!"

He jumped into the air and landed in the water, causing the water to drastically rise up like a fountain. After a moment, they were able to see Luffy, nonchalantly swimming and sighing in happiness.

They stared at him in shock and yelled, "GET YOUR TOWEL AND PUT THEM ON!"

Luffy pouted and shouted, "No. It's dirty. Plus, it's easier to swim without it."

Luffy grinned brightly and took a dive. Both Zoro and Sanji was startled by his disappearance and got up from the water. Luffy popped out of nowhere and sat down on a rock, deeply sighing in satisfaction. His torso was fully exposed but his lower half was in the water.

He closed his eyes and said, "Shishishi. The water feels so warm!"

Zoro and Sanji did not dare to speak. They were shocked and was not sure of what to say. Though there was a thick steam coming of the water, if Zoro and Sanji looked at Luffy carefully, they could see his entire body. They tried not to look down where they can see Luffy's exposed member. They were blushing heavily and was looking at everything BUT Luffy.

HE HAS NOTHING ON! SHIT! , they thought as they panicked.

They began to fiddle for what-felt-like-years.

After a while, Luffy opened his eyes and looked at them.

He whined, saying, "I'm bored."

Luffy looked at them to see if Zoro and Sanji would have any good ideas but they refused to face him.

With his back toward Luffy, Sanji yelled, "This is an onsen, a place where you relax. NOT SOMEWHERE YOU DO CRAZY THINGS LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR TOWEL!"

Having enough of Luffy's "seduction," Zoro stepped out of the onsen and walked out, saying "It's too hot in here. I will be returning to the ship if you need me."

Looking at Zoro, Sanji tried to follow.

Luffy then pouted, "You guys are no fun."

Then, Luffy laughed brilliantly like he has just the most AMAZING plan.

Both of them flinched and looked at him, worrying WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO NOW?!

Innocently, Luffy got up and approached the high bamboo walls. He stretched his arms and grasped the top of the walls, readying himself to launch. Zoro and Sanji did not know where to look: his stretched-arms or his perfectly shaped, cute ass.

Snapping out of it, they both yelled, "What are you d…."

"USOPP~!"

Both Zoro and Sanji were only able to stutter in shock when Luffy launched himself out of their onsen to Usopp's.

Author's note

You guys thought something perverted was going to happen, didn't you? Tsk, tsk... Dirty minds... :P

PS. Not sure if I should switch this to T or keep it M... Poll on my profile. VOTE!