I'm the father!

Chapter 3!

Yeh, still obsessed with Ichiruki, but now it's kinda butchercup so…I didn't have any inspiration to write, but I realized I hadn't updated in a while so I'm kinda winging it…if it's a little wonky don't be afraid to let me know in a review! Did'ya get it when Cake thought, 'Now that I think of it…it was curiosity that killed Uncle Harold….' Since she's a cat… the saying curiosity killed the cat…heh…Sort of clever me strikes again! I actually have a theory about BMO. I think she's a girl but she discovered a portal from OOO to AAA and whenever she's not seen in an episode, she's in the other dimension. She keeps it secret and Ice King saw, followed her, and discovered Fionna and Cake, so he added it to his fan fictions. It's complicated so for this story I'm not really choosing a gender for BMO.

Well enough of me blabbing, here you go!

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Fionna's POV

It's been quiet around her with Cake gone to meat man; I wonder what's taking so long.

I play a few video games on BMO but I'm still bored. I stand up carefully not to disturb the babies in my womb. Sheesh, you woulda thought Finn would've discovered sooner than 5 months. I guess FP taught him to be as obedient as a dog to not see me, ever.

I hear the door swing open and I turn to look at Cake. But it wasn't Cake.

"F-Finn? What the glob are you doing here?!" I try to say with a loud voice but it doesn't come out higher than a trembling mumble.

"Fionna, oh my goodness…" He tries to come in for a hug, but my whale of a stomach is in the way.

"Yeah, I know I'm huge. Now did you just come to gawk at me or actually say something?" I ask, my voice stronger this time even throwing in some sarcasm too.

"No! I came to talk to you! How come you never told me you were pregnant?!" He pretty much yelled at me.

I felt the tears starting to bubble in my eyes, but I did not let them go, I'm stronger now. No simple yelling will get me to cry anymore. I have shielded my heart from his anger.

"What do you think I was trying to tell you on the day we broke up, idiot!?" My voice louder than expected.

I waited as realization dawned on him his mouth formed an O shape.

"Fionna, I never knew, if you told me, after I said I wanted to break up with you, I would've gotten back together!"

"Finn, I didn't want to be one of those girls that guys get back together with just because they're pregnant. I wanted us to raise a family on love!" I still don't break as he looks at me

"Fionna, it would never be like that, I still love you. I don't know why I left you to be with FP. She's an evil bitch that needs to know her boundaries. Will you get back together with me and we can be a family." He pleads with his dark sapphire eyes that I will always love.

"No, I can't. Not while you're still dating FP. When you finally tell her you're done. I'll be with you again. I never stopped, no, couldn't stop loving you. Even when I thought you hated me. You can be the correct father to these babies."

His eyes widen as he says, "Wait, babies?" He passes out straight on the floor just as Jake and Cake walk in with grocery bags.

"Fionna! What did you do Finn?" Cake asks as she sets aside the groceries and kneels down to Finn.

"Eh, he's alright. Finn passes out when he gets shocked. He should be up in a half an hour or so." Jake tells us shrugging.

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The next few months pass in a blur.

(A/N Now Fionna's due in about a week or two)

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Cake's POV

"You know what we forgot to have hon?" Cake says while we sit around and play BMO

"No, we are not having a dead mouse themed party!" Fionna shouts as she pauses the game

"Hey! Not that idea, but we should have one of those soon…What we forgot was a baby shower!" I declare

"We are not having a baby shower this close to my due date!" She exclaims. She stands and waddles over to the kitchen for a cookie covered in spicy mustard.

"It'll be fun! How 'bout it'll only be the girls and us?" I try to negotiate (the girls are, LSP, Lady Rainicorn, PB, Marcy, Treetrunks and BMO, is BMO a boy or girl? Oh well)

"Ugh, fine! But not FP, definitely not her…" She shudders and continues to furiously cover her cookie in the spicy mustard.

"Yay! I'll call the girls up and we can discuss details!" I walk to our phone and call up the girls except for BMO, he/she was at our house already.

Soon everyone arrives one by one and sit in the living room with Fionna. As soon as everyone arrives we start the discussion on the baby shower's details.

"What the lump, Cake, why are there no lumpin' cupcakes!" LSP complains

"I made them before you even got here, PB can you get them, I won't be able to bend over to the oven to take them out?" I ask said girl

"Sure thing!" She gets up and walks over to the kitchen.

She brings the cupcakes over to the coffee table and everyone chomps down on a few.

"I told Finn about my pregnancy today." I announce

"Good, job. It must've been hard trying to hide it." Marcy asked draining the red out of a cupcake especially made for her.

"It Marshal ever got me pregnant then broke up with me, his butt would be hangin' on my castle wall!" PB states confidently. We all shuddered at the image that made in our heads.

"I could make a few apple pies for yer baby shower?" Treetrunks suggested

"That would be great!" I reply

"What are we going to do for the boys though?" Lady Rainicorn asks (they bought her a normal translator)

"Eh, just let'em have a campout in the dark forest or somethin'" Fionna mentions shrugging

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Okay, reaaally long chapter for me! It took me awhile. I have other stories if you are interested in Ichiruki. NO ICHIHIME OR RENJIRUKI! BLEUGH! ! I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

-asweetmonster