I'll cut right to the chase because I have better things to do than explain things to you. I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I own Uchiha Computers because I'm not depending on the damn Uchiha name and some idiotic inheritance and name to get me through life. I'm next in line to become head of the clan, though by technicality I'm second in line. By birthright Itachi is next in line but nobody knows if he'll actually accept it. Among the many things I'll inherit when I accept the title is the Uchiha Police Force wich I've recently been told doesn't entitle me to kill over half the world's population. I hate men which unless you have less brain cell's than Lee you should know by now. I don't like women very much either, they get jealous if you even look at another human. I do enjoy the power I hold over them which I feel free to exploit at will. As head of my clan I should have a wife, my plan is to marry Karin. It's not that I particularly like her. She's a friend, I don't love anybody and I don't plan to. Love is just a means for political gain, that's what Father says. But is that love? You could say it's hard, not loving. Sometimes, I just want somebody to love me for something other than my name. Is there anybody that could love me for me? Could you love me? What is love?
I sat in the car reflecting on the meeting. Bunch of shit, I'm not selling my damn business and there's no blackmail that could make me. I can't beleive those fuckers threatened me. But, more importantly... my body. I might be getting sick and I can't have that. I looked over at the grinning blonde sitting next to me. There it is again, I'm so... hot. My chest- why does it feel like this? I must be coming down with something. That reminds me of something Karin screams, 'Sasuke I'm so hot' I never understood why women feel the need to talk about their looks in the middle of sex. I thought saying that 'I'm hot' was some kind of secret girl thing so I said it to her in her room and she jumped me saying 'Then I'll make you hotter'. Women don't make sense.
Maybe if I say it to Naruto he'll give me some insight. With all the women in rank four he should know what it means. I looked over to talk to him then that feeling came over me again. Why- am I so hot? Naruto looked over at me questioningly. Since I'm a guy it can't be the same as Karin's hot. "Sasuke are you ok?" Naruto put his hand on my forehead. My heart is going so fast- what kind of sickness is this? I slapped his hand away, my breathing going faster than usual. "You're red. Are you sick?" Naruto asked, worry clouding his face. No it can't be worry, he just wants to harvest from the Uchiha name!
"Sasuke-kun! I'll take you to a doctor now. NEJI HURRY UP." Karin screamed. "Do you have a fever?" Lee asked. "I don't fucking know!l I cursed, Naruto looked at me with a look that could be confused with honest caring... but he can't care about me. Nobody cares about me genuinely. I grabbed my heart, so...fast. "NEJI HE'S HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK HURRY THE HELL UP."Karin moved everybody so I could lay down.
Heart attack? But... it almost feels... good? What kind of illness feels good? I'm surely dying. I'll leave everything to Suigetsu as a final act of pissing off Karin. Or maybe I'll leave it all to Itachi so he has to take responsibility of the clan.
"We're here." Naruto and Lee carried me into my usual doctor's office and sat me on the chair/bed thing doctors make you sit on. His hands, they were on me- damn it he's making me sick. I hate men. " ? We have a dying patient here so you'll have to wait." I glared at Karin and she got to work on the ignorant nurse. "This is . Sasuke Uchiha. Tell the patient he can have the honor of seeing Sasuke's face as his dying wish. NOW GET THE DOCOTR." The nurse scampered away stammering something inaudible.
"I'm here. Please exit and Sasuke, strip please." Shizune said. "You just want to see me naked" I smirked and took off all my clothes. "N-no this is j-just protocol" Shizune blushed. "This is completely necessary Sasuke-kuuuuun." Karin stared at my ass and what was hanging between my legs. "Shizune-san said we needed to go." Naruto attempted to drag a unmoving Karin out the room. That man... even Neji stops to take a look and he's straight. Why doesn't he care? Not that I care. "Yes please go." Shizune got serious and pulled out her stethoscope, listening to my heart. "It's going so fast? What symptoms have you been experiencing?" Shizune's face lit up with alert.
I looked over and the group were outside, not that I needed to look, I could hear them from in here. "My heart started racing, I got really hot and my chest tightened. It was worrying me since it felt nice. It's all because that man infected me." I blushed thinking about him. "I think I figured it out let me test something. This must sound insane right now but, imagine 'that man' with his hands on your body."
Naruto put his hands on my bare chest. Breathing heavily I turned my face, the heat rising in my chest. Without knowing why O whispered to him in the softest of whispers. 'Naruto,' He answered me back, though not out loud. It was the way he kissed me, 'Sasuke,' I could hear the words even though I couldn't. The word's I knew I was supposed to say danced crossed my lips and came out in a breath of lust. Though I didn't know what I said Naruto trailed a hand slowly down to my stiff organ. 'Ngh,'
"As I thought. Sasuke you're not sick, you're just in love." Shizune giggled. "I'm not a gay man." I slapped her. "Of course not I know how you like to trick people so they don't know you're secrets but, look down." I looked down and my face could of surely been confused with a Apple how red it was. "So, was it my touch? That did that?" Shizune bent down in front of me. Damn it I am a straight man. A straight man! "Put your slutty mouth on it." I moved my legs apart slightly to give her room.
Shizune wasted no time sucking on me. Her hair! Am I hallucinating? Why did it just look blonde?
Naruto tenderly touched me. It felt so good my need for a release hurt. 'please,'. Naruto licked me, with one soft stroke of his tongue I came. 'Nghh!'
"So it was me?" Shizune sluttily licked cum of her face when I noticed Karin, fully stripped was looking up at me, cum splattered on her dress. Glasses fogged with lust Karin didn't bother to adress Shizune. "Sasuke if you liked nurse outfits you should of told me. I'm happy, that I could make you cum. It's your first time."
Every time Karin came on me replayed through my head, 'Sasuke!', I don't have a memory of me cumming. This man, he made me cum without touching me. But, I hate men! Don't I? Yes of course I hate men. This decides it, I'll need to get close to him to prove my hatred for men.
"Sasuke we honestly thought you were sick and you're in here getting a blowjob." Naruto stood at the door. "SHUT UP" That's not what I wanted to say. "I don't need the pity of a rank four." I didn't want to say that either. "Naruto, Sasuke has been putting up with you all day. Do something right for once and get scarce." Karin didn't look away from me. "Sasuke." Naruto paused. Why do I want him to stay? I- Naruto. Why can't I speak. This is all wrong! "Don't confuse me niceness with friendship. You are my master and I was trying to stay out of trouble. I'll stay out your way." Naruto left the room. Don't leave.
"Sasuke do you wanna see this?" Karin licked the cum off Shizune's chest. "Mmm yeah Sasuke do you like this?" Shizune moaned with one eye open. "K-Karin!" Karin grabbed one of Shizune's boobs and massaged it and violently sucked on the other. "Y-yes!" Shizune stroked the mass of red hair. "Shizune you're so wet!" Karin giggled using a finger to scoop up some of the liquid then she licked it.
You two, why doesn't that lewd act make me exited? I get hard but that's as far as it ever goes. Untill... Naruto. When my thoughts slowly drifted back to the two girls they were on the floor scissoring.
"F-fuck!" Shizune continually rammed her pussy against Karin's. "I-I hope you like this S-SASUKE!" Karin fell on top of Shizune and came. "FUUUUCK SASUKE." Shizune came as well. "Stick it in us, please." Karin begged. "Women." This is a nice opportunity, I'll fuck them while thinking about them then if I cum I'm not gay. If I don't I'll think about Naruto then if I cum I'll- I'll just have to figure out my feelings for him and deal with them. Damn that man.
I got up and put it in Karin's ass first. "D-don't play with me Sasuke!" Karin protested. "But you're screaming so lewdly you must like it." I took it out and rubbed it against her entrance. "T-that's it now stick it in! Sasuke I'm so hot waiting for you to fuck me!" There is is again. 'I'm so hot', If I wasn't sick... I was getting Karin's hot over Naruto. Karin only says it before and during sex. Does that mean? It's love and... lust?
"Yes!" I stuck it in, trying my best to be interested in the piece of sexy in front of me I'm sure any guy would go . It's like, I can see she's sexy but I don't view her as sexy. I view her as Karin, she'll always be Karin. Shizune will always be my doctor. Any other man would gladly take this if I gave it to him. Even Naruto would take. Naruto. "Damn." I came into Karin, she never minds if I cum inside infact she wants my baby so she can force us to marry. Shit! No I'll try Shizune, saying Naruto was a fluke it's not damn true.
I switched to Shizune going harder inside of her, trying to somehow fuck the love out of me. I won't think it. "No fair, w-why didn't I AHHH" Karin orgasmed on the floor, huffing. "J-jealous SHIIIIT." Shizune came. "Do I have to stop?" Not that I'm going to but I'd rather rape not sully the Uchiha name. "Please cum." Shizune moaned then I went again at full speed. "GAHHH." Shizune came again. I'll try it now... Naruto happily drank everything that came out of my throbbing member. 'P-put your mouth on it. Please' I begged. The lewd tone shocked out me. 'P-put?' I was beyond my pride though, beyond appearance. Beyond rational thought.
"FUCK." I came harder into Shizune. "UHHHH~" Shizune orgasmed again. "S-Sasuke you're gonna get me pregnant like this!" It wasn't phrased as a complaint, more like someone saying 'You're embarrassing me!' though they want you to continue. "Do you want to have it? My baby." Shizune squealed and Karin cursed and if looks could kill. "I was just asking. I wouldn't give you my baby." I used the sink to wash off then put my clothes on. "Karin we're going. Try not to cum in my car." I walked out and received the shock of my life.
"Naruto, why are you-" He's hard... Why is he hard. "If your talking about that then it wasn't you, I was just looking at a picture Lee took. If you mean why am I here it's because I didn't think to bring my wallet." A taxi, he wanted to get a taxi. I don't know what it is but, whatever love really is... I love this man. He hates me. How do you make a man love you? I've never tried to- what am I saying! No matter what delusions I'm going through today, I refuse to love this man. I refuse.
"WHAT!" I roared. "I-I'm sorry Sir but that's what it says please don't hit me." Tayuya, usually rude cowered before me. "Give me the damn Magazine." I snatched it from her and read in disbelief.
Sasuke, does he hate men?
As you all know last week when Millionare t.v aired a episode featuring Sasuke Uchiha he proclaimed that he hated men. But he was spotted patting a mysterious someone in his staff on the head. Now usually a pat wouldn't be worth the report but it the mysterious someone was later verified as Naruto Uzamaki, a male! This picture was luckily sent to Millionaire Magazine so we could share it with you. Sasuke Uchiha is a gay man? Well you can't spell Sasuke without UKE, though I have a feeling he would be the seme. We will be updating you on anything interesting through tv and our online site. Sorry all you women.
"KARIN!" I flipped over the cover to where I was patting Naruto outside a gambling site. "Yes Sasuke." Karin attempted to hold composure but the fear could me smelt from miles away. "FIX IT." I threw the magazine at her. "I-I can't now that it's leaked but I can assure everyone that this is not true. In fact let's sue. I'll call the lawyer now." Karin begun to dial but I slapped the phone away. "S-Sasuke there are reporter's outside." Neji trembled, looking at my enraged fist.
"Karin tell them you are pregnant." I glared at her. "S-Sasuke that would be a bigger scandal than this one." Karin tried to touch me but thought again and didn't. "Damn!" I grabbed Karin by the arm and dragged her outside.
A flurry of questions hit me. "I love this woman and you will not interfere so leave." I barked. The questions stopped and Karin blushed and stood up straight even though she knew it was a lie. All that could be heard were pens on paper, cameras clicking and Karin posing on me in different ways.
I hate men. But when I woke up today, I wished you were next to me. Naruto.
