"How troublesome." I jumped but I should of known my the sentence it was Shikamaru. "If Sasuke likes him enough we'll finally overthrow Karin, those pills we slipped him yesterday to make him horny did speed up the process. But... Why did it have to be the one person I give a shit about." I crossed my arm's.

"Is that why you got a boner from snooping?" Shikamaru smirked. "Fuck you." I turned back to the crack in the door where Sasuke was shoving his filthy fingers up Naruto's pure ass. "We have a meeting. Everybody is waiting, it's troublesome but we need to attend." Shikamaru walked away in his usual slow relaxed pace. I' ll kill you for this. Sasuke. I'LL ENJOY CUTTING YOUR BODY TO SHREDS! But for now I'll attend this stupid meeting.

Suigetsu, I don't like you so I'll make this short. I'm a rank two butler and my literal job description is 'Keep a eye over that power crazy bitch Karin'. I enjoy cutting things. Among the few people I like Naruto is one of them. Actually I love him. Another person I like is tenten, she likes weapons so she's a ok freind. The next person would be Shikamaru he has a one-sided love for Kiba like I have for Naruto so we can get along. In the extensive list of people I tolerate are my 'group' Hakai (Literally: Destruction). We have many different goals but our main goal is to take Karin out of power. We all come together with very different reasons that we need Karin gone. My reason is because Karin is annoying and Sasuke plans on marrying her, I refuse to call her 'My Lady' 'Mistress' or 'Madame'. Shikamaru joined for that same reason, also Kiba has a crush on Karin and he wants Kiba to be happy. Ino joined because she's a jealous bitch. Those are a few members that I'll mention. Our club president is Kakashi since he is trusted by Sasuke and can excuse us from duty to have these meetings. That pedophile likes Sasuke, he goes on about crap like 'Karin isn't good for blah blah blah' but he wants to stick that horny piece of meat in Sasuke's ass.

I sipped my water, annoyed and headed to our club room, a empty rank 1 room. "First a attendance check." Kakashi started formally.

"Suigetsu?"

"What do you think?"

"Shikamaru?"

"Yeah."

"Ino?"

"Here!"

"Tenten?"

"Present!"

"Neji?"

"Here."

"Then we'll start. First order of business is that a few of Pein's staff will be staying here while he's taking a vacation." Kakashi pulled out a clipboard and turned on the smartboard we'd put in there. "Konan, Hidan, Deidara and Tobi. They look like this, they might be of use to this club since they are known for performing 'dirty work'." Kakashi showed us their pictures.

"Yeah but what are they gonna get out of it? Nobody does stuff for free." I pointed out. "Exactly, If I didn't love Kiba I wouldn't be doing such troublesome things." Shikamaru added. "Maybe they'll be united under the fact Karin is a bitch." Tenten grinned. "Or the fact Sasuke is the most amazing man on the earth!" Ino gushed. "Nobody cares Ino. Karin defiled Hinata-sama and that is unforgivable." Neji clenched his fist. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN NOBODY CARES!?" Ino got out of her chair. "He means nobody gives a fuck about Sasuke." I lazily looked back at her. "YOU SHUT UP!" Ino waved her fist. "Care to make me?" I loosely grinned. "Sasuke isn't that great." Neji glanced at the frantic blonde. "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS!" Tenten stood up.

"QUIET!" We all quieted down at Kakashi's voice. "Sheesh you people are hopeless."

"Anyways Shikamaru and Suigetsu was your assignment successful?" Kakashi turned his attention to me. "Yes. But instead of going for Ino like we planned he started harassing my Naruto." I reported. "Your Naruto?" Ino giggled. "You don't know how hard it is to resist killing you." I glared at her. "So it was failed. But anything is good for now. Tenten how about you could you convince Temari to like Karin?"

"Nope. How could anyone?" Tenten said nonchalantly and Kakashi sighed. "So far we've accomplished absolutely nothing. Well maybe we'll make some progress today because I have new missions for all of you. Recruiting Sai, Recruiting Akatsuki members, putting Sasuke's attention on Ino and last but not least getting Temari in Karin's bed." Kakashi listed off.

"I'm not taking the Temari mission. She barely talks to us rank fours anymore." Tenten stated. "Then you can take the Sai mission. He has to have a dislike or like for someone and hopefully someone who furthers our cause." Kakashi told the relaxed brunette. "I'm not damn taking it. I'll do the Akatsuki thing though, hopefully they aren't annoying and shitty." I said though it wasn't a suggestion and Kakashi knew it.

"I'll do the Temari thing, she has some troublesome unhealthy obsession with me so I could try." Shikamaru raised his hand half-assedly. "So I'm stuck with making Sasuke like Ino?" Neji complained. "That pill should be worn off. It could work I'll try my hardest too!" Ino declared. "You're kind of a sick person telling the person that loves you that Sasuke says he hates her." Neji smirked. "You even agreed to date her just so you could dump her later for Sasuke. I almost feel bad for Sakura. But at least when you do it Naruto will be there to pick up the pieces." Tenten shrugged.

"Any information that could further any of our causes?"

" Kiba and Karin went to the park with Akamaru yesterday. I guess that's good and bad news for you Shikamaru." Ino informed us. "As long as he's happy." Shikamaru blushed. "I'm pretty sure Naruto is still straight. I guess that's good untill he gets away from Sasuke." Tenten told me. That's good for now. "Not that I particularly want to help any of your goals but Hinata told Sakura she missed hanging out with you, Neji." I took a drink of my water.

"H-Hinata-sama said that?" Neji turned red. "I'm not damn repeating it." I glared at him.

"If that's all then let's review things Sasuke likes so we can prepare Ino." Kakashi started writing on the smartboard.

"Long hair."

"People who can keep up with him."

"People who aren't afraid of him."

"People who don't care about his clan name."

"Confidence."

"Somone who doesn't go along with everything who says."

"That's all we know."

"Ino do you have all that?" Kakashi finished the list. "Of course! I'll work on it!" Ino tenderly combed through her hair. "Also she's gonna need to be decent in bed Sasuke is perverted playboy." I teased. "Trust me. I'm good in bed." Ino beamed. "Are you sure?" I smirked. "DAMN YOU SUIGETSU!" Ino glared. "What a scary face, I'm sure Sasuke will think that's attractive." I teased her.

"What are you guys doing in here?" Naruto opened the door, Sasuke behind him. Kakashi discreetly turned off the smartboard. "Naruto what are you doing here!" Shit I'm blushing, I wasn't prepared to talk to him. I need to calm down and think of something disgusting like Karin.

"We're taking a break. I'm sure you don't have a problem right?" Ino gave a not caring glance to Naruto. "Your name is Ino right?" Sasuke asked. It's working. "Yamanaka." Ino finished. "I was sleeping here- we came to lock it back up." Naruto said. "I don't really care." I caught my composure. "You asked me." Shit.

"I'm glad to see you playing nice and making friends." Sasuke smirked. "Sasuke! You've missed you're appointment. You need to stop messing around or somebody is going to have to give you the strap." Karin scolded him. "Nobody can give me the strap!" Sasuke exclaimed. "Then hurry along we have things to do!" Karin hit him with her agenda. "Damn woman." Sasuke reluctantly followed her. We all groaned at the missed chance. Bastard. Damn Sasuke. I'll enjoy killing you. "At least we made progress." Kakashi sighed. "With what?" Damn he's still in the room.

"Nothing Naruto, don't worry about it."Kakashi dismissed the question ands Naruto looked over our odd group. Even a idiot will suspect something, why else would we all be together. There's two rank fours a rank 1 a rank three and two rank two's. There isn't any excuse for us to be together. If Naruto wasn't here I would of killed Ino a long time ago.

"Well ok have fun! I'm glad to see you're still talking to us Temari-chan!" Naruto shut the door behind him as he left. idiot. "Meeting dismissed." Kakashi sighed and we all crammed through the door trying our hardest to get away from each other. Other than Shikamaru of course.

"Excuse me." I pushed away from the pair of breasts I had walked into and looked up at the person who spoke. "What's the big idea! Why are you just standing there! You're making me angry and when I get angry I start killing everything in sight." Hidan yelled. So it was Konan I ran into. "You're Konan right?" I sipped down some of my water.

"Hey don't fucking ignore me you piece of shit!" Resist urge to kill. "Hidan shut up before I blow you into bits." Deidara pulled out a hand grenade. How the hell did he get past Jugo with that? These people are annoying. "Hey, Hey Deidara-senpai you would blow up the rest of the house too!" Tobi yanked on Deidara's... maid uniform. I guess every household has a crossdresser. "All of you shut up or you will be sacrificed to the greater good." Konan snapped and they all quieted down.

I' ll deal with them later, right now I have better things to do. Like watch grass grow.

"Hey Suigetsu-chan!" Naruto's familiar voice rang. "Who the hell are you calling chan?!" I spun around. "Since you're friends with Tenten and Temari-chan that means we're friends now right?" He grinned energetically. friends? "Absolutely not!" My heart begun racing to my own shock.

"Sure we are! See you later!" He ran off to catch up with Sakura. Naruto... don't you have something to clean or something... "Naruto stop I told you that you were coming with me stop running!" Sasuke crossed the living room in fast strides. "Sasuke we need to go now!" Karin struggled to catch up with the unaffected raven.

"Is it always like this?" Konan laughed. "I don't know, I try to ignore them." I walked away from the group, already annoyed. "Suigetsu!" Karin came back, practically dragging Sasuke. "We're having a over-night so gather somebody. NOW!" Karin snapped and dragged Sasuke off too I assume his room.

"You. Get Naruto, Jugo, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru and Kiba. Tell them to get their shit packed and ready to go." I glared at Sai then headed off to my room that I have to share with Kakashi.

Damn Karin, that bitch needs to calm down. "SUIGETSU HURRY THE HELL UP!" Karin knocked on his door. "I'll go faster when you get off your period." I shot back. "DAMN YOU!" Karin came in and slapped me and I could hear Sasuke snickering.

"We're ready." Sai came to the door. "Lets just go." I walked away from a fuming Karin. Why does she think I care about her stupid feelings. Fucking Menopause.